Solid Snake and Raiden... SPEAK OUT!!
Chapter 5 - The Concept Of Love
Snake sat in Raiden's living room, on the love seat... which was bad enough...uh... He glanced around the living room as Raiden was busy moving about in the kitchen, humming the 'Postman Pat' theme to himself. "Uh, you want anything to drink, Snake?" he called out. Snake jolted. "Uh, no thanks, Raiden." Snake sighed.
He didn't like Raiden's apartment at all. It was too... clean. Unlike Snake's apartment, which was filled with smoke and dirty magazines all over the floor. Of course, whenever Otacon came over he'd tuck them safely away under his couch.
Raiden then came out from the kitchen, but his pants were ruffled a little... asthough he was going through them... Snake shuddered. "So, Snake..." Raiden sighed, as he sat across from him. "You're here to... tell me the 'importance' of sniping...?" he asked. Snake nodded, hiding his SOCOM in his pocket. "Yeah, you only know the basics, but there's...uh... a WHOLE lot more to learn about the use of a PSG1." Snake grumbled.
Raiden nodded... but he had no idea what a PSG1 was. "I see." he replied, and he scratched his head. Snake then looked off, and continued to examine the rest of the living room.... Silence... silence... silence...
Raiden then perked up and glared at Snake oddly. "Snake, do you like my..." Snake's eyes widened.
Meanwhile, Kojima was still waiting outside in the hallway with his FA-MAS. Of course, he had headed out earlier and bought himself a hot-dog. Well, a corn-dog. Whatever. The only difference is the bun, anyways. He chuckled to himself. "That hot dog vendor was really nice! He gave me a 'don't shoot me' discount! He looked so scared, maybe I put him out of business?" Kojima said to himself. "Good hot dog anyways. Mmm... Now, what was I doing here again?"
Just then, Snake came running out of Raiden's apartment, bandana missing, all sweaty, and trembling. Kojima jumped. "Ahh!! What..? Snake! What happened to you?" he asked. Snake shook his head fast. "Y-You kill him yourself! I'm amazed he has a girlfriend!!" Snake managed to say, as he handed Kojima ALL of his weapons and what-not, and bolted out the door.
Kojima shrugged. "Fine. I'll do it MY-SELF!! He's never getting away with putting Hideo KOJIMA out of business!! Unless.. of course, he takes all my money, then that'd just be mean." Kojiam cleared his throat, then headed towards the door. He took a few breaths, and knocked very firmly.
"This is Hideo Kojima!!" he called. "Director, Mentor, Doctor, whatevor! I get my underwear shipped by UPS!!" The door immediately opened. Standing there, was Raiden yet again (well duh, it's HIS apartment). "Really? Is UPS faster than Express Mail?" Raiden asked all excitedly. "I mean, sure it's EXPRESS, but it's not very fast! Hmph."
Kojima smirked. "Oh yes!" he said proudly. "And you know what else will be fast? Your DEATH!!"