I'll make it even, alrighty? Well, maybe not... whatever. Just remember! He's one of my fav. characters!
Solid Snake and Raiden... SPEAK OUT!!
Chapter 6 - My Two Raidens
Raiden looked at Kojima oddly, as Kojima stood before him, baring his teeth and aiming his FA-MAS, making odd growling noises. "A... fast death? But, if you're trying to kill me to make an impact or some sort of message, isn't it supposed to be a slow death?" Raiden asked. Kojima paused, and lowered his gun. "Y'know what? I think you're right!" he sighed. Raiden nodded. "Don't worry about it. It's a common mistake." he replied.
Raiden then reached into his pocket and took out some melted chocolates that had gotton covered in pocket lint. "Want a chocolate? They're from last Halloween." Raiden said. Kojima looked at Raiden, then at the chocolate. "Sure." he said, holding out his hand.
But then, Raiden grabbed his hand, and pulled him into his apartment, closing and locking the door behind them.
"Wh-where are you taking me?!" Kojima demanded, as Raiden dragged a now tied-up Kojima through his apartment. "I'm putting you where I put HIM." Raiden sneered. Kojima looked at him oddly. "'Him'? You mean Big Boss?" Kojima asked. Raiden snickered. "No, silly. RAIDEN." he laughed. Kojima shook his head. "What?" he asked.
Raiden then plopped Kojima on his livingroom floor, and stood infront of him. "I finally have you..." he sneered. Reaching up to his face, he tugged on it, then it pulled off...like a mask. Kojima's eyes widened. "ROSE!?!?" he gasped. Rose chuckled. "Here I am!" she giggled.
"But-- it doesn't make any sense!! Raiden-- he--!!" Kojima tried harder to wiggle out of his ropes. Rose giggled again. "Oh come on, you know Raiden's not bright enough to do any of this!" she laughed, as Kojima grunted in efforts to untie the ropes.
"Well, at-at least tell me how you did it, and what you want!! Just like any other villain of sorts!" Kojima sneered. Rose sneezed, giggled annoyingly again, then looked back at Kojima. "Sure thing." she laughed.
"You see, I am Rose, Raiden's girlfriend...
However, I only acted as a FREAKIN' CODEC support in MGS2,
So, outraged, I asked Raidan to make complaints to you guys about that...
But of course, he was too lazy and too stupid to think about me,
And all HE ended up doing was write about his own stupid complaints,
SO, I decided to take matters into my own hands."
Rose sighed, then picked up Kojima and propped him on the love seat. She then walked over, sat on the couch across from him, and crossed her legs.
"So, I waited until you and Snake came to kill Raiden,
(I waited outside and looked in from the apartment windows... of course,
climbing trees was hard and guys below me kept trying to look up my skirt.)"
Kojima nodded. So THAT's why there was such a big crowd outside. He thought it was because he had his fly down... it used to always grab the ladies and guys attention in High school... guess he didn't have the attractivness he used to have... Ah well.
"Anyways,
When Raiden let Snake into his house, I tranquilized Raiden in the head while he was in the kitchen,
Stealing his suit, I dressed up as him... then carried out his role, so that I could tell you MY demands."
Rose smiled, then patted her butt. "Good thing Raiden does a lot of sitting, or else you'd find me out in a second!" she laughed. Kojima laughed too. In the background they could hear angry muffles and banging, coming from the kitchen, but they ignored it.
"You're right!," Kojima laughed. "but... where did you put him?" Rose sighed. "In the kitchen cupboard. It was a tight squeeze, but I got him in there eventually." she said. Kojima shook his head.
"Well, anyways, I can't let you be a main character, Rose... unless you die or something. So, I'm afraid you're going to have to be stuck being a CODEC support." Kojima said. Rose nodded. "Yes, I realize that now." she replied. "Eventhough we only talked for a few minutes, I want this story to end, so... maybe we could make a compromise." Kojima nodded. "Yeah, maybe we will."
Just then, they both heard a loud crash. The thuds of footsteps from the kitchen running off in the distance, the slam of a door, ....silence..., then the opening of the door and thuds of steps coming towards them. They looked, and it was the REAL Raiden... dressed in his signature sneaking suit... since that's the only thing the author can picture him wearing.
He stepped into the livingroom, and stared at Kojima, then at Rose wearing his suit. He glanced back at Kojima, then back at Rose. Kojima. Rose. Kojima. Rose. He then shrugged, sighing, and walked towards Rose. "I-I can explain!!" Rose said innocently. "I'm sure you can. But you know, this is JUST like the time you were supposed to drive me to the library but you dropped me off at a gay bar..." Raiden began.
Rose pleaded. "N-no! No! Raiden, that was an accident! But, you told me you had fun there--"
But just then, a large slamming sound was heard banging against the apartment door. The slams continued a few more times, until the door finally broke open. In rushed several SWAT officers, armed with MP-5s and other big guns. Then, behind them, entered Solid Snake....