Just Another Day in the Park
By:Sailor Angel
Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon. *DUH* I wrote this when I was bored. Very, very bored. Fair warning…
Before this story began, the Sailor Senshi all packed themselves a lunch and headed for the park. The sun was shining, the air was fragrant with the scent of flowers, the birds were chirping high above the trees, and Setsuna smacked the narrator for giving too much information.
Usagi:I'm so glad you guys could be here!!!
Rei:*with puppy dog eyes*Anything for you, my Princess!!!
Ami:Do you have to be so obvious about it, rei?
Mamoru*clueless as usual* obvious about what?
Narrator:*sighs, then walks over to Mamoru and clues him in*
*Mamoru's eyes widen and he moves ten feet away from Rei.*
Minako: I know she has B.O., but it's not that bad!
Rei:NANI?!?!?!?
Usagi:They're just teasing you, Rei. *she winks over Rei's shoulder at the rest of the Senshi*
Suddenly, this tranquil if somewhat odd scene is interrupted by the appearance of yet another strange, Americanized youma monster!!!
*everybody cheers, much to the confusion of the narrator*
Setsuna: Mars Crystal Power!
Rei: Pluto Star Power!
Strange, Americanized youma monster:This will be the end of the Sailor Scouts!
All the sailor Senshi: What are Sailor Scouts? We're the Sailor Senshi. You must have the wrong bunch of girls.
Strange youma:Gomen!!!*blows the senshi kisses then disappears*
Somewhere in America, the youma appears in front of Amy, Lita, and Serena.
*Sailor Mars, Setsuna, and Sailor Pluto, Rei, look at each other confusedly.*
Rei:Well, I guess this means we were meant to be together!*they ride off happily into the sunset together*
*Usagi stares after them in dazed wonder*Isn't she supposed to be in love with me?
*Mamoru groans loudly and looks sick*
*Ami takes out a gun and shoots him.*
Michiru: Why'd you do that?
Ami:I don't know…!
Michiru:oh, that makes scence. I'll go back to making out with Haruka now.
*Haruka looks more then happy to oblige*
Suddenly Sailor Iron Mouse appears out of nowhere
Iron Mouse: I'm not technically supposed to be here, since you killed me in book one of the stars manga, but my agent called and….I really need the work. So, back to business, Usagi, Rei was never meant to be with you. All this time she and Setsuna were destined for each other. However, you are meant to be with Minako, so……you two kids have fun!
*Minako looks up from making out with Makoto on a blanket*Don't I get any say in this?
Everyone: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
suddenly, the narrator pops up and begins to do the Mexican hat dance
Narrator:Time for a commercial break!!
~--and not only will you get a lifetime supply of teletubbie toilet paper, you also get enough cheese balls to feed an entire country!!! And all this is your for only 999 easy payment of $99!!!Call now--~
Narrator: Commercial break over!!!
*Usagi cheers*
Makoto:Now I'm all alone!!!*whine, whine*
Seductive music begins to play and Makoto meets Ami's eyes across the picnic basket……
Narrator:I've done my duty here! Everyone is hooked up with someone, and the world is a better place!!!
Chibi-Usa, appearing out of nowhere:I'm still alone!!!
Narrator:Shut up you little pink haired brat!!!*stuffs Chibiusa's mouth with a sock*
And so our story ends the same way it bagan, with everyone eating the lunch they packed in the park, and the sun is shining, and the air is fragrant with the smell of flowers, and the birds are singing-OW!!!!!!!!NANI?!?!?
evil Chibiuas appears, back from the daed, and stabs tha innocent narrator with a corn-on-the-cob holder
THE END
By:Sailor Angel
Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon. *DUH* I wrote this when I was bored. Very, very bored. Fair warning…
Before this story began, the Sailor Senshi all packed themselves a lunch and headed for the park. The sun was shining, the air was fragrant with the scent of flowers, the birds were chirping high above the trees, and Setsuna smacked the narrator for giving too much information.
Usagi:I'm so glad you guys could be here!!!
Rei:*with puppy dog eyes*Anything for you, my Princess!!!
Ami:Do you have to be so obvious about it, rei?
Mamoru*clueless as usual* obvious about what?
Narrator:*sighs, then walks over to Mamoru and clues him in*
*Mamoru's eyes widen and he moves ten feet away from Rei.*
Minako: I know she has B.O., but it's not that bad!
Rei:NANI?!?!?!?
Usagi:They're just teasing you, Rei. *she winks over Rei's shoulder at the rest of the Senshi*
Suddenly, this tranquil if somewhat odd scene is interrupted by the appearance of yet another strange, Americanized youma monster!!!
*everybody cheers, much to the confusion of the narrator*
Setsuna: Mars Crystal Power!
Rei: Pluto Star Power!
Strange, Americanized youma monster:This will be the end of the Sailor Scouts!
All the sailor Senshi: What are Sailor Scouts? We're the Sailor Senshi. You must have the wrong bunch of girls.
Strange youma:Gomen!!!*blows the senshi kisses then disappears*
Somewhere in America, the youma appears in front of Amy, Lita, and Serena.
*Sailor Mars, Setsuna, and Sailor Pluto, Rei, look at each other confusedly.*
Rei:Well, I guess this means we were meant to be together!*they ride off happily into the sunset together*
*Usagi stares after them in dazed wonder*Isn't she supposed to be in love with me?
*Mamoru groans loudly and looks sick*
*Ami takes out a gun and shoots him.*
Michiru: Why'd you do that?
Ami:I don't know…!
Michiru:oh, that makes scence. I'll go back to making out with Haruka now.
*Haruka looks more then happy to oblige*
Suddenly Sailor Iron Mouse appears out of nowhere
Iron Mouse: I'm not technically supposed to be here, since you killed me in book one of the stars manga, but my agent called and….I really need the work. So, back to business, Usagi, Rei was never meant to be with you. All this time she and Setsuna were destined for each other. However, you are meant to be with Minako, so……you two kids have fun!
*Minako looks up from making out with Makoto on a blanket*Don't I get any say in this?
Everyone: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
suddenly, the narrator pops up and begins to do the Mexican hat dance
Narrator:Time for a commercial break!!
~--and not only will you get a lifetime supply of teletubbie toilet paper, you also get enough cheese balls to feed an entire country!!! And all this is your for only 999 easy payment of $99!!!Call now--~
Narrator: Commercial break over!!!
*Usagi cheers*
Makoto:Now I'm all alone!!!*whine, whine*
Seductive music begins to play and Makoto meets Ami's eyes across the picnic basket……
Narrator:I've done my duty here! Everyone is hooked up with someone, and the world is a better place!!!
Chibi-Usa, appearing out of nowhere:I'm still alone!!!
Narrator:Shut up you little pink haired brat!!!*stuffs Chibiusa's mouth with a sock*
And so our story ends the same way it bagan, with everyone eating the lunch they packed in the park, and the sun is shining, and the air is fragrant with the smell of flowers, and the birds are singing-OW!!!!!!!!NANI?!?!?
evil Chibiuas appears, back from the daed, and stabs tha innocent narrator with a corn-on-the-cob holder
THE END