Got G-boys?!
Quatre: What in the name of all that's holy are you doing?
Duo: Drinking milk helps prevent osteoporosis!
Quatre: You don't have to drink it out of the carton, Duo!!
Duo: Only a person who doesn't get enough milk would say something like that! This is the Earth Sphere Unified Nation, Quatre!! Things are different now.
Quatre: Not when they involve my milk, they're not!!!
Duo: I don't have a response for that.
Quatre: That's what I thought, Maxwell! This is the Earth Sphere Unified Nation. Things are different now!! I, sensitive Quatre, have the power!!!
Duo: What's with you this morning? It's like, Revenge of the Nerds… in Space!! Get a life, man!
Quatre: Get a haircut, Maxwell!
Dou: Leave my braid out of this, Violin Man!!
Quatre: You wanna piece of me, Braid Boy!
Dou: I told you to leave my braid out of this!!
Joanna: Pardon me, gentlemen!! But, I have work to do!
Quatre: Sorry, Joanna!
Joanna: How gracious of you, Quatre! It's quite all right. I forgive you…
Dou: What about me?
Joanna: *Totally ignoring Dou's whining* Ash is having a party at her house, and were invited!
Dou: Ash? A party? GREAT!!! I'll go get my party dress on! Or maybe I'll just go in my birthday suit!
*Quatre turns a sickly shade of green*
Joanna: DOU!!! Oh… God no!! Besides… you aren't even invited to the party!
Dou: *Near tears* I'm not?
Joanna: Not unless you want to be castrated with toothpicks! Ash hates you, and she doesn't want you ruining the party!
Dou: Me running around naked won't ruin the party! It'll be fun!
Heather: *Pops out of Nowhere* What's up guys?
Dou: *Runs over to Heather near tears* ASH WON'T LET ME COME TO HER PARTY!!!!!
Heather: I just talked to Ash… and she sent me here to be sure that we tie Dou up, and throw him in the closet. She don't want him coming and crashing her party!
Dou: But… I WANNA COME!!!
Wufei: *Pops out of Nowhere as well, and gives all those present the Death Glare*
Dou: JELLYBEANS!!!! Your girlfriend won't let me go to her party!!
Wufei: That's what she said! And she sent me here to be sure that you obey her commands.
Dou: What is she… a Dominatrix?
Wufei: Well… Hey! That's none of your business! I'm just here to be sure that you stay here in this house!
Duo: BUT I WANNA GO!!!
All: NO!
*Duo mopes in a corner, crying softly to himself*
Quatre: What in the name of all that's holy are you doing?
Duo: Drinking milk helps prevent osteoporosis!
Quatre: You don't have to drink it out of the carton, Duo!!
Duo: Only a person who doesn't get enough milk would say something like that! This is the Earth Sphere Unified Nation, Quatre!! Things are different now.
Quatre: Not when they involve my milk, they're not!!!
Duo: I don't have a response for that.
Quatre: That's what I thought, Maxwell! This is the Earth Sphere Unified Nation. Things are different now!! I, sensitive Quatre, have the power!!!
Duo: What's with you this morning? It's like, Revenge of the Nerds… in Space!! Get a life, man!
Quatre: Get a haircut, Maxwell!
Dou: Leave my braid out of this, Violin Man!!
Quatre: You wanna piece of me, Braid Boy!
Dou: I told you to leave my braid out of this!!
Joanna: Pardon me, gentlemen!! But, I have work to do!
Quatre: Sorry, Joanna!
Joanna: How gracious of you, Quatre! It's quite all right. I forgive you…
Dou: What about me?
Joanna: *Totally ignoring Dou's whining* Ash is having a party at her house, and were invited!
Dou: Ash? A party? GREAT!!! I'll go get my party dress on! Or maybe I'll just go in my birthday suit!
*Quatre turns a sickly shade of green*
Joanna: DOU!!! Oh… God no!! Besides… you aren't even invited to the party!
Dou: *Near tears* I'm not?
Joanna: Not unless you want to be castrated with toothpicks! Ash hates you, and she doesn't want you ruining the party!
Dou: Me running around naked won't ruin the party! It'll be fun!
Heather: *Pops out of Nowhere* What's up guys?
Dou: *Runs over to Heather near tears* ASH WON'T LET ME COME TO HER PARTY!!!!!
Heather: I just talked to Ash… and she sent me here to be sure that we tie Dou up, and throw him in the closet. She don't want him coming and crashing her party!
Dou: But… I WANNA COME!!!
Wufei: *Pops out of Nowhere as well, and gives all those present the Death Glare*
Dou: JELLYBEANS!!!! Your girlfriend won't let me go to her party!!
Wufei: That's what she said! And she sent me here to be sure that you obey her commands.
Dou: What is she… a Dominatrix?
Wufei: Well… Hey! That's none of your business! I'm just here to be sure that you stay here in this house!
Duo: BUT I WANNA GO!!!
All: NO!
*Duo mopes in a corner, crying softly to himself*