Well, now that Bill's Little Finance Of Horrors is over, I went to sit down at my house table. Barely a few minutes later, Penny came to say hello.

We ended up talking about how much of a jerk he was. That was until we realised that Ginny was over there telling him off. After awhile, she came over to us.

Then, we got on the subject of none other than leggos. She didn't know what we meant, so Penny started to explain:

"You see, Percy and Laertes like playing with leggos. Percy has a few sets, and they act like five-year-olds whenever their disturbed." Said Penny.

" Oh, like what they were doing already was so mature." I added. Ginny giggled. We gave her a few minutes to explain to us about how stupid her brother was, and that he was really sorry, he just didn't know where to draw the line.

Penny accepted the apology at once, and Ginny said her 'See you's and walked off.

I swear, I heard her mutter "The only one who respects me as a human being is a ass...greeeeeeeaaat..."

The conversation after this was as follows, after I asked where Laertes was:

Penny: He and Percy went to go plot Bill's death with Leggos....Whatever that may mean.

Me: They'll build him in leggo form and hit him with lightning bolts.

Penny: Or maybe catpolts....I think Percy had a Medevil Leggo set.

So, chuckling, we went up to their dormitory. And, thus, the conversation turned to sex, as it always did. And, slowly, the convorsation shifted to Percy and Laertes shagging eachother (Shudder, shudder) and, thus, swung to me and Penny shagging eachother. How, does the convorsation turn to sex everytime we're around them?

"Now I'm worried..." This came from Lae.

"What? That I'll drag your sister into a closet and shag her?"

"That would just be scary....wanna help us plot Bill's death?" Said Lae.

"No...we have better things to do than play on Mt. Olympus."

"But we're actually homicidal for once!"

"You go with that..."

Penny, in this perticular situation, was the voice of reason. She said that it wasn't that big of a deal. I guess it sort of was, I mean, he really had no business doing that. But I thought that it really didn't do as a good discussion, so I went along with it. Hmph.

Lae commented about how Percy had always wanted him dead, and Percy asked me to hit him. But he'd whine about his ego, so I turned the offer down. And a few minutes after we started up the useless convo again, Bill came along wanting to talk to Percy. Hmm.. interesting. We all imediately flocked to listen at the door...would we do anything else?

"Listen, Percy, are you really sure about this whole Penny thing? You'll barely be able to support yourself, you have a lot of potential...are you sure you want to throw that all away?"

Everyone in the room, I swear, went pale. Okay, so maybe the plot to kill Bill wasn't so bad after all. But Percy kept his ground, unruffled. I could almost feel the utter disgust in his words, though.

"You listen, Bill. I would never be able to live with myself if I were to abandon Penny like Oliver did. Since I have so much potential, I'll be able to get a high place in the ministry. I'm not running away from this unless you were to drag me by the scruff of my neck out of this castle. And that wouldn't be a very easy feat, ask Laertes, I have a good punch."

Whoa. Percy's got moxy! I wanted to cheer "GO PERCY! GO PERCY! GOOO PERCY!"

But that would've ruined the whole moment. So, I stayed silent, trying not to grin to widely.

"You've got yourself a catch, Penny." I whispered.

Penny was visably trying not to smile too proudly. Laertes looked rather dumbfounded. I patted him absent-mindedly, and he grinned. I had a brilliant idea.

I removed my shirt, slowly, for enough time to dawn on him and say something stupid like 'But my sister's here!' ...But he was, apparently, too dumfounded by my actions to really speak. I held my shirt over his head.

"Sit, boy!" Penny burst out laughing, and we pull the curtain of charity over the situation as he looked at me with puppy dog eyes.