High School. A Teens best friend. Yeah Right
By Risty Maskell and Silver15
Disclaimer: JRR Tolkien, Pudding and Pie
Don't go off at us and make us cry
All we want to do is play
You can have them back another day!
Summery: I'm not wasting my time…
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I shook my head. Randy and Gimli. Not a good sign.
"I can't believe it. Together they'll be like to fat slags at a pie bake- off. Oh I forgot. They are fat slags."
Emma was thinking. "You and Jake better stay out of their way. I mean, there's not much you can do because of your foot."
I nodded. I turned back to the photo album and flipped through. I burst out laughing when I came across a photo that sent me into giggles every time I looked at it. Emma glanced over my shoulder and almost collapsed on my bed.
"What is it?" Asked Legolas. I could tell he was interested. I turned the photo around. Soon Billee and Legolas were gasping for air.
It was of Jake. What was wrong with that? Well, he had just gotten out of the shower. He had a towel wrapped around his waist and his hair was spiked with hair gel and hair spray. He was posing like a model.
"Back to Randy and Gimli though. What are we going to do?" Asked Emma once she had stopped laughing. I shrugged. There was a knock at the door. It was Elrond.
"Jamie, how's your foot?"
"Umm, is this a trick question? Sore, Very Sore." Elrond smiled.
"Ahh, you've found that photo." He said, picking up the one of all three us and him."
"Yeah. Sir?" I asked.
"Yes?"
"You know Randy Hockey?"
"Yes, the school troublemaker."
"He's made friends with Gimli."
Elrond closed his eyes. "There goes the school."
I managed a small laugh. Elrond can make a joke of some serious things.
After Elrond left, Jake, Baz, Frodo and the other hobbits came in.
Frodo gave me another cheeky grin and I patted him on the head, jokingly.
"Good boy." That sent us into gales of laughter again. Jake and Baz began flipping through my album, laughing every now and then when they came across a good photo.
I swear I think I had every single funny photo in the school in that album. I even had one that was taken in secret of Randy 'picking a winner'. Billee got a wicked gleam in his eye. He picked up the Randy one.
"I know what we can do with this."
"What?" I asked, interested.
"Photo-copying time." Was all he said and ran out of the room. Legolas grabbed his arm.
"I have another idea. Who took that photo?"
"Jake did. Didn't you Jake?"
"Yeah. I took that last year in History."
It was my turn for the wicked gleam. "I have an idea."
Everyone perked up.
"Jake, take my camera to the classes you have with Gimli. Find him doing something embarrassing and take a photo. But not picking his nose. Something else embarrassing."
Jake got the purely mischievous look on his face.
I still wasn't allowed to go to classes, so I gave him my compact Polaroid camera. That way we wouldn't have to wait to get them developed.
Everyone went to bed soon after that. Frodo kissed me goodnight and winked at me. This was going to be lots of fun…
By Risty Maskell and Silver15
Disclaimer: JRR Tolkien, Pudding and Pie
Don't go off at us and make us cry
All we want to do is play
You can have them back another day!
Summery: I'm not wasting my time…
**************************************************************************** *************************
I shook my head. Randy and Gimli. Not a good sign.
"I can't believe it. Together they'll be like to fat slags at a pie bake- off. Oh I forgot. They are fat slags."
Emma was thinking. "You and Jake better stay out of their way. I mean, there's not much you can do because of your foot."
I nodded. I turned back to the photo album and flipped through. I burst out laughing when I came across a photo that sent me into giggles every time I looked at it. Emma glanced over my shoulder and almost collapsed on my bed.
"What is it?" Asked Legolas. I could tell he was interested. I turned the photo around. Soon Billee and Legolas were gasping for air.
It was of Jake. What was wrong with that? Well, he had just gotten out of the shower. He had a towel wrapped around his waist and his hair was spiked with hair gel and hair spray. He was posing like a model.
"Back to Randy and Gimli though. What are we going to do?" Asked Emma once she had stopped laughing. I shrugged. There was a knock at the door. It was Elrond.
"Jamie, how's your foot?"
"Umm, is this a trick question? Sore, Very Sore." Elrond smiled.
"Ahh, you've found that photo." He said, picking up the one of all three us and him."
"Yeah. Sir?" I asked.
"Yes?"
"You know Randy Hockey?"
"Yes, the school troublemaker."
"He's made friends with Gimli."
Elrond closed his eyes. "There goes the school."
I managed a small laugh. Elrond can make a joke of some serious things.
After Elrond left, Jake, Baz, Frodo and the other hobbits came in.
Frodo gave me another cheeky grin and I patted him on the head, jokingly.
"Good boy." That sent us into gales of laughter again. Jake and Baz began flipping through my album, laughing every now and then when they came across a good photo.
I swear I think I had every single funny photo in the school in that album. I even had one that was taken in secret of Randy 'picking a winner'. Billee got a wicked gleam in his eye. He picked up the Randy one.
"I know what we can do with this."
"What?" I asked, interested.
"Photo-copying time." Was all he said and ran out of the room. Legolas grabbed his arm.
"I have another idea. Who took that photo?"
"Jake did. Didn't you Jake?"
"Yeah. I took that last year in History."
It was my turn for the wicked gleam. "I have an idea."
Everyone perked up.
"Jake, take my camera to the classes you have with Gimli. Find him doing something embarrassing and take a photo. But not picking his nose. Something else embarrassing."
Jake got the purely mischievous look on his face.
I still wasn't allowed to go to classes, so I gave him my compact Polaroid camera. That way we wouldn't have to wait to get them developed.
Everyone went to bed soon after that. Frodo kissed me goodnight and winked at me. This was going to be lots of fun…