High School. A Teens best friend. Yeah Right

By Risty Maskell and Silver15

Disclaimer: JRR Tolkien, Pudding and Pie

Don't go off at us and make us cry

All we want to do is play

You can have them back another day!

Summery: I'm not wasting my time…

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The next morning, Billee and Legolas came into our room before it was even light out. When Billee first shook me awake, I mumbled something completely unintelligent and rolled back over. Billee pulled my covers off me and I gave a cry as I felt the cold night air hit my flesh.

"What are you doing?" I mumbled. "It's early"

"I know" Legolas came over and held out a piece of paper. "Read it," he said. I rubbed the sleep from my eyes and glanced at it. In the middle of the page was the photo of Randy, which Billee had taken from Jamie the night before. Underneath, in big letters were the words, 'Randy Hockey, School Troublemaker or Expert Nose picker? Your vote needed now'

"He's going to be so mad" I said with a laugh. "I guess we're going to do a similar thing with Gimli?"

"When Jake gets a good photo, then yeah I guess" Billee said with a smirk. "We'll see what Jamie has in mind. Anyway, we photocopied a bunch last night. Now we want to push one under every door and put a few in the dining hall. We need a hand. Baz and Jake are waiting out there"

"All right then" I said with a smile. "This is going to be funny"

I didn't bother getting dressed. I figured that most people would still be asleep. Like we should have been. I just put my dressing gown on over my nightshirt.

With five of us doing it, we managed to get it done just before people began to wake up. Giggling madly, we ran back to my dorm only to collide with Elrond. I'll swear he never sleeps. He looked at us, rather puzzled.

"What have you lot been up to?" he asked. "Or don't I want to know?"

"What, us?" Billee put on his best innocent look. "What makes you think we've been up to anything?"

"Because it's too early for most students to be up," Elrond said with a smile. "And I don't know if you've noticed but none of you are dressed. So, what's been going on?"

We looked at each other and grinned. He did have a point. All four guys were shirtless and Billee wasn't even wearing trousers. We certainly did look rather suspicious.

"We've…um…been playing a game," Billee said quickly. "And no, you don't want to know what it is"

"Okay" Elrond said with a nod. "You keep out of trouble guys. Gimli and Randy…"

"Aren't worth messing with" Billee finished. "We know…we know. Can we go now please?"

"Go on then" Elrond walked past us and ruffled Billee hair. Billee grinned and shook his head.

"I really wish he wouldn't do that," he said with a sigh. "Emma, we're going to go get dressed. You tell Jamie what we did. I'll be along in a few minutes"

When I went into our dorm, Jamie was already awake and sitting up.

"Where have you been?" she asked. "Anywhere good?"

"Yup" Quickly I told her about what the boys and I had done and about the conversation with Elrond. "So" I said when I'd finished. "If anyone asks, we had nothing to do with it"

"Right" Jamie looked slightly worried. "But Randy is going to blame it on Billee. He had better watch himself"

"Nah, Billee can handle Randy," I said with a shrug. "In any case he has Baz and Legolas along side him too. And possibly Boromir"

"I know" Jamie said with a smile. "It's just that I wouldn't want to see him get hurt"

"I can't wait until we do Gimli," I said with a snigger. "I hope Jake manages to get a good photo"

"I'm sure he will," Jamie said thoughtfully. "Come on, we had better get dressed"

We got dressed, Jamie with some difficulty because of her foot, and went outside where Billee was waiting for us. All down the corridor we could hear laughter coming from various rooms. Billee smirked.

"Just as I hoped," he said when he saw us. "Everyone laughing at Randy"

"Brilliant" Jaime agreed. "I wish I could have helped but…"

"No problem" Billee said immediately. "Legolas and the others are already in the dining hall. They said they'd save us a seat"

Arm in arm, the three of us headed down to breakfast…