High School. A teen's best friend. Yeah Right

By Risty Maskell and Silver15

Disclaimer: We would buy them… but we don't have the money

Summary: almost chapter 40 and you still need a summary? Geez…

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When Boromir kissed Emma, all of us except Billee cheered like mad. Frodo was grinning so hard, I thought his beloved face would break in half. I pulled his face toward me and gave him a quick kiss, that really shocked him. But then he grinned and it was our turn to get cheers.

Randy just decide to pass by then and he leaned over and whispered something in Emma's ear. I watched his lips. I had learnt to read lips when I had a really nasty ear infection way back a couple of years now. I scowled at Randy and he smirked at me. If my foot weren't in a cast, I would have ripped him to pieces. Frodo saw me scowling and asked, "What did the bloody mongrel say?"

I turned to him. "He called Emma a Half-even whore." Frodo looked like he was going to rush at Randy and beat the crap out of him. But I restrained him by putting a hand on his arm. "If you ask her, she'll just deny it."

Frodo nodded. Billee was glaring at Randy with so much hatred, that if looks could kill, Randy would be dead and buried. Or maybe thrown in the ocean. Sleep with the fishes. Emma was looking at her plate and to be honest, I think she was crying. But I couldn't tell. Boromir had an arm around her. I looked up and down the table. Aragorn and Arwen were sitting each other, giggling and talking about something unknown, Pippin and Reesa were feeding each other their sausages and Merry and Blue were sharing a joke of some sort. Everyone looked so happy. The only two people who were not happy were me and Emma. It's amazing how much your self esteem can plummet when your best friend is determined to kill herself. I watched Billee. He was looking at Emma and Boromir with somewhat of a sad look. "Hey, Billee, what's wrong?"

He just shook his head and I shrugged.



Back at the dorm I was getting my back pack ready for school. I couldn't carry my usual shoulder bag because of my crutches. I packed my books and I found a square piece of paper. I had an idea. I quickly wrote in black marker and stuffed it in my bag. I cackled like a hen when I met up with Frodo, Emma, Billee, Legolas and Boromir. They all looked confused. I shook my head when they asked what was going on. "You'll see."

The day went well. But during Lunch, I crept as quietly as I could up behind Gandalf and stuck the paper on his back without him noticing. Emma and the others looked at him and began kakking themselves laughing. I grinned. The paper said:

"I am the world's biggest fag"