A Concert Band Spirit
Aniah/Jessica Katz
AniaHope@aol.com
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Disclaimers: I am a clarinetist in the lower band. I do not own anything except what belongs to me; like my mind.
From the author who brought you "Why the ETHS marching band is Holy" and "Cult of the Swim Team" comes the story behind the ETOWN concert band in all it's insanity!
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1 O –
To sit where you sit
Take your trumpet
And bend it in a fit
Of pure malice
So states the stately first trombone
While the saxes wail lines
From bygone marching days
And the tympanist quit
'Cause Fodor had no patience with him
The bells really are nonexistent
Lower band's just asking for it
'Cause the last concert
Was complete and utter bull sh*t
Flute jokes abound
Tho most of them frown
Clarinets have a tendancy
Toward well-played neutrality
And TUBA be praised,
It was in tune today!
Aniah/Jessica Katz
AniaHope@aol.com
* * *
Disclaimers: I am a clarinetist in the lower band. I do not own anything except what belongs to me; like my mind.
From the author who brought you "Why the ETHS marching band is Holy" and "Cult of the Swim Team" comes the story behind the ETOWN concert band in all it's insanity!
* * *
1 O –
To sit where you sit
Take your trumpet
And bend it in a fit
Of pure malice
So states the stately first trombone
While the saxes wail lines
From bygone marching days
And the tympanist quit
'Cause Fodor had no patience with him
The bells really are nonexistent
Lower band's just asking for it
'Cause the last concert
Was complete and utter bull sh*t
Flute jokes abound
Tho most of them frown
Clarinets have a tendancy
Toward well-played neutrality
And TUBA be praised,
It was in tune today!