Problematic

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Ae, it's the ETHS-Trevian Home game from the eyes of the pep band's lowest clarinet…

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Trevs can't count backwards

The amps are falling off the stand

The food's outrageously expensive

The band should be placed by height



The JV loses badly

The seats start filling up

More Etown patrons

Then Trevian suck-ups



The team in their warm-up suits

The coaches' ravings aren't mute

Cheering of the standing-roomless stadium

It's all wild at Welsh-Ryan



The parking lot is packed

The buses can hardly get through

The sojourn of the season's here

To beat the Trevs, laugh, and sneer.