v/o: did tank open the door? will trinity's butt fit through
the door? read on to find out!

tank: ::opens door:: hello... trinity... will you fit through
the door? i mean... will you come in the door?

trinity: ::gives tank a weird look:: sure... what's up
guys?

neo: big butt... i mean, not much!

trinity: hey! what gives?

tank: nothing... we just don't think ou should wear such
tight pants... ever

trinity: but guys stare at my butt when i wear them!

neo: yeah! cuz it's the only thing they can see!

trinity: what do you mean?

neo: your butt is HUGE!!!

trinity: what? no way! i hate you! ::crys and runs out of
room::

tank: awesome job, buddy!

neo: ready for our date?