X-men: Evolution : "Mutant World Tour: Take Off and Landing" ( or Mutants Aboard!)

By Ryoken

Legal/copyright: I dont own anything , and if you are from one of the countries these guys are going to , it was all their idea!"(just kidding).(Ps: Hey , you readed the disclaimer?) : )

(Warning , this takes place before "shadowdance" , so that means that Kurt and Tabitha are in friendly terms , Kitty and Lance are pretty next to each other , but this fic has no relation to my previous fics , so no Rogue/Pietro stuff , ...unlesss..... ; ) )

Bayville High , near Lunch , Friday:

Every student was in the gym , hearing Kelly`s speech ,and most were awake , because it was a important speech this time.

The school was selected for an study , by a worlwide corporation , "Worthington Enterprises" , the students made essays , documentals or reports about about topics they liked or cared about , and the company would send the best students on a world tour , throught Paris , London , Berlin, Sydney and Tokyo .

And this was the day the results would be anounced.

"Well ,here are the results.."-Kelly said , as everyone listened in silence.-"First , Jean Grey , for her essay "Evolving Politics" , Scott Summers , for his essay "The Mutated Culture" , Lance Alvers , for his work "Quake Chemistry: New Components" , Pietro Maximoff , for his essay "Ego Maximus: A new way of living" , Kurt Wagner , for his work "Teleport Theory" , Todd Tolensky , for his research "Insects: a new food group" , Evan Daniels , for his documental "Movie Society" , Risty Wilde , for her essay "The Morphing Age" , Miss "Rogue" , for her tesis on "Untouchable Persona" , Katherine Pryde for "Time for a Phase" , Theodore "arcade" Webber , for his essay "Videogames: The silicon social revolution" , Taryn Nakimura , for "The Neo World Order" , Duncan Mathews , for his essay "Law : the longest yard" , Tabitha Smith , for "Boom Youth or the new american legacy " , and Fred Dukes , for... ,eh.. "Revolution Economics: An study of fear and paranoia in massive investment on the new global economy system ".

A whole minute of silence passed.

Then , everyone cheered , as the X-men , Brotherhood and others congratulated each other.

"Well , here they are , the winners of the "Worthington Essay contest".- Kelly said in a stuned tone of Voice.- Well i hope all of you make a good impresión during your tour , and ill see you next monday at the airport , now , i invite everyone to stay for the Barbecue that will take place now, goodbye"-Kelly finished as he leaved the podium.

A celebration ensued , and it lasted till night.

Sunday Night , at the Brotherhood House:

The brotherhood entered their house , and everyone scatered throught the place.

"Yo! , we are going on a world trip , i cant believe it"-Todd screamed as he jumped into his room.

"Yeah , just think of all the food we will be able to taste and eat , oh i just cant wait to get there.!"-Fred said as he rubbed his hands in delight.

"Im gonna "shop" everything in sight , and maybe Blue will show me around Germany!"-Tabitha said as she started to pack her stuff.

"And think of all the girls that will have the honor to meet the charming Pietro Maximoff , im gonna go on a worldwide tour!"-Pietro said as he started to pack his vast (and i mean vast) collection of clothes , costumes , cosmetics and shoes , at super speed.

Lance however , was just sitted in a chair , with a dreamy look on his face.

"Im gonna be all over the world with Kitty! , it will be like a two week date , and best of all , that Summer`s will be busy with that Taryn , so no interruptions"-Lance started to daydream of the possibilities.

The brotherhood house was full of activity , as everyone tried to plan the pranks and mischief that would make worldwide damage , make their bags , and , in one case , plan his dates .

Meanwhile , at the Institute.

Kitty jumped throught her room as she packed , thinking of which outfits she had to take with her , and wich she would leave there.

"Kitty , come on!"-Rogue snapped as she packed her clothes and make up- "It doesnt matter what clothes you take , Lance is gonna like them anyway!.

"Well , maybe you shall pack some normal clothes , so he can go out with you without being scared of a witch hunting mob !"-Kitty snapped back.

"For the last time , Ah`m not interested on Pie..Sco , ...shut up!"-Rogue corrected herself almost instantly-"By the way , are you going to take that dress?"-Rogue pointed at black night dress on Kitty`s bed.

"Aha! , I knew it! , Ya like two guys , you like two guys."-Kitty pointed at Rogue while singing , when a pillow hitted her face , and a pillow fight started , but ended in a laugh.

Elsewhere in the Mansion:

Evan was trying to make his skateboard and clothes fit into the same bag , with dissapointing results so far , as the clothes that were laying everywhre pointed out to the casual observer.

Kurt was porting everywhere , searching for his stuff , and putting it in a duffel bag he had on his shoulder.

Jean was making her third suitcase , while Scott tried to figure out the best way to put his clothes and uniform together.

Xavier was trying to convince Logan and Ororo to go as chaperones , with dissapointing results so far.

Hank was updating the Insurance policies of every student , while he started to make a list of the posible lawsuits that will follow this "Mutant world Tour."



Somewhere else in Bayville:

Risty Wilde was packing her stuff , wich consisted on guns , a laptop with hacking devices , a diverse set of bladed and unbladed weapons , and almost 5 Kg of Prozac , Aspirin and Advil , as Mystique was sure this trip would be her most dangerous mission yet.

"Well ,at least that Arcade dweeb is going ,he will put in the brains this group is missing"-Mystique thought as she already felt a migraine coming.

Sunday , The Bayville Airport , Moning: ("M" Day)

"Yo , X-geeks , over here!"-Todd screamed as he waved at the X-men , and Risty , Arcade , Duncan and Taryn , who just arrived at the gate.

"What are you guys doing here this early in the morning?"-Evan asked , totally puzzled.

"Well , lets just say that our fearless leader was a little obsesed with this trip , and decided to wake us all early"-Tabitha said as she pointed at Lance , who was sleeping in bench near them.

No need to say , his face has doodled , and he had part of his hair dyed white.

"Thats so cute! I gotta take a picture of this!"-Kitty said as she took her camera from her laptop bag , and took a picture of Lance , while everyone laughed.

"Atention , Metior Airlines flight 773 , from Bayville to Paris , is boarding now"-The voice echoed throught the room.

Everyone waved at Xavier , Logan , Ororo and Kelly , as they boarded the plane.

The kids disappeared from their sight , anda general sound of relef could be hear if one payed enough attention.

Meanwhile , at the plane:

"Yo Summers , wanna trade seats?"-Lance (who had cleaned his face , but didnt get mad at it)screamed at Scott , who was sitted with Kitty and Kurt.

"Forget it Alvers , theres nothing you can do to get me to give you my seat"-Scott said , ignoring the mad look on Kitty`s face.

"Excuse me , i think this is my seat"-Taryn said , as Lance let her pass to the seat on his right.

"Alvers! You got yourself a deal"-Scott screamed .

This started a whole war for the seats , which ended with the following order: (and a stewardress with her nerves destroyed)

Lance , Kitty , Rogue and Risty on the first row ; Kurt , Tabitha , Todd and Pietro on the second ; Scott , Taryn ,Duncan and Jean on the third ; Evan , Arcade and Fred on the last one.

The Bayville high students occupied the whole center block of the First Class section.

"Im shocked , why you lovely ladies passed on the chance to be with me?"- Pietro said as he popped behind Risty`s seat.

"If we sat anywhere near you , ill be using ya as my barf bag!"-Risty said in her hostile mode.

"Your loss , well ,I guess il delight the ladies behind me with my presence"-Pietro sid as he turned around. , and looked straight at Taryn.- "How "you" doing?"-he said as he lifted an eyebrow.

"Pietro , if you do anything like that again , like ever , you`l be missing a face"-Scott hissed at him , while Taryn looked the whole thing witha stuned look on her face.

"Okay , i guess theres no one here wrthy of trying my charms on"-Pietro said as he turned and seated on his seat.

"Hey , what am I? , chopped liver?!·Jean said , without thinking.

"Sorry babe , but i dont flirt with spoiled princesses , new policy"-Pietro said without turning back.

Almost inmediatly , his seat`s tray springed from its place , and hitted Pietro in the face , knocking him out cold.

"Thanks Jean"-Every mutant on the plane thought. (except for Mystique)

"It was a public service"-Jean said via telepathy.

The plane took off , and the longest 6 hours in everyone`s lives started.

Hour 1:

"This is like , so cool , we are gonna be together in paris!"-Kitty said at Lance.

"Yeah , we can go out together , and do all that romantic stuf Paris is supposed to be famous for!"-Lance said , and he and Kitty started t whisper their plans.

"Thats so sweet i think im gonna puke"-Risty said to Rogue.

"Yeah , those two are so in love , they gave me the creeps"-Rogue said.

"Or maybe they just give you envy"-Jean muttered.

"Why dont you say it out loud, you coward!"-Rogue screamed.

"Maybe i dont need to say it"-Jean said , in an icy tone.

"Yo , Arcade , i bet you five bucks that Rogue will kick Jeans butt"-Todd said at the science whizz.

"You are on!"-Arcade replied.

"Ten on Jean!"-Evan added.

"I`ll bet 5 on Rogue!"-Fred replied.

"Stop gambling on us! We arent gonna fight!"-Jean shouted.

"Scared to break a nail , dear?"-Risty said in her best ironic voice.

"Ten on Risty"-Pietro exclaimed.

"Would you guys act like grown up already!"-Jean screamed.- "Duncan , are you betting against me?"- Jean was about to reach her boiling point.

"Lance, do something!"-Kitty said to Lance.

"Okay , Kitty-Kat , but promise that you wont get mad at me!"-Lance whispered back.

"I`ll promise anything , just stop this fight before we get killed!"-Kitty exclaimed.

"Hey everyone!"-Lance screamed.-Has anyone noticed that Scott and Taryn arent here?

They all went silent , as they realised that this was true.

"Those perverts! , now the bathroom has been defiled!"-Pietro said.

"Wow , i thought that stuff was an urban legend!-Arcade said.

"That whore"-Jean muttered

"Wow , who would say that Summers would be that horny!"-Duncan said under his breath , careful that Jean didnt hear him.

"Ahm gonna be sick!"-Rogue exclaimed.

Suddenly , Scott appeared , his face completely green , as Taryn hold him , because he was clearly unable to walk by himself.

"Yo , Summers , whats up with that cool new face colour!-Todd screamed.

"Tolansky , if i wasnt so sick , i`ll beat the crap out of you"-Scott said as he was dropped by Taryn , falling on his seat.

Everyone was quiet , untill someone said that Scott was sliming just like Todd , and a pillow fight ensued..

Hour Two:

"Pietro , get back here and stop flirting with every woman on this plane!"- Lance screamed.

"Im Lance , because i have a valley chick as a girlfriend , im not fun anymore"-Pietro muttered to himself.

"Sudenly , Kitty`s fist emerged from the seat in front of Pietro , and knocked him out cold (again) , while Lance covered him with a blanket.

"Thanks Kitty"-Everyone thought.

Hour Three:

"This is your Pilot speaking , will someone please take this "censored" little midget from here!"-The voice in the intercom sounded like it was about to explode.

"Yo , i just was asking if i could pilot for a little!"-Todd`s voice was heard.

"Only pilots can be here!"-The pilot`s scream was heared all over the plane.

"Oh yeah! , And then what is this girl with a bottle of Scotch and two glasses doing here , yo?"-Todd was heared again.

"He is lying , he is lying!"-The copilot`s voice was heard.

There was a minute of full silence.

Then...

"Okay kid , now you have to set the throttle at mid point , and set the engine`s preassure at 6 , ... , and remember , we let you fly this thing only if you stay quiet about the scotch."-A whisper was heared.

"This is soo cool yo! Im flying a plane , im flying a plane!"-Todd`s voice was hear throught all the plane.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!"

The collective scream of everyone on the plane was heard in a three air mile radius.

"Oh shit , we leaved the intercom on again , nice going ,Bob!"-A second , slightly drunk voice was heared.

"It was your fault , you bastard!"-The first voice echoed again.

"Im gonna kill you , you son of a ...!"-The sound of a fight echoed throught the whole plane.

"This is captain Todd speaking , i hope you enjoy the little show these guys are putting for you , and... Ehh , Hi Lance , Pietro , hows it hanging! , hey , no , no , dont tie me , it was all their idea , help!"-The sound of Todd being carried away against his will was heared all over the plane.

"Hi , im Captain Pietro ,its time to fly on the Maximoff love jet , ROWWRR!"-The voice of Pietro was heared all over again.

"PIETRO! GET AWAY FROM THERE , YOU MANIAC!"-Lance`s scream was heared. By everyone.

"That was Lance Alvers , ruining all the fun again , if you want to see him making a fool of himself , just take a look at seats 1A and 1B , for the "DorkBoy and ValleyGirl Show" , and , hey let me finish , im not done yet , Lance , no , no the duct tape again, MPHHSFFSFF!"-Pietro went silent.

Hour Four:

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!" – a woman`s voice was heared.- There was a blue demon in the bathroom"-

"Come on , Granny , theres nothing here but these pants , ill take them , so they dont treath you again"-Tabitha said in her best obnoxious voice.

"This youth ...."-The old lady said as she entered the bathroom.

Tabitha walked back to her seat , and throwed the pair of pants in a nearby overhead luggage compartment.

"There ya go , Blue"-Tabitha said.

"Danke , Tabby!"-Kurt`s voice was heard from the compartment , followed by his struggle to put his pants on in such a small place.

A loud noise was heard from the compartment.

"Uh , Tabby , vould ya please open this thing!"-Kurt sayed from within the place.

"Okay , uh , agh , uh , Blue? , its stuck , youl have to wait to port here , while no one`s looking , ill tell ya!"-Tabitha said as she sitted back in her seat.

"Vust vonderfull..."-Kurt voice wasnt heard , as everyone laughed their asses off.

Hour five:

"PIETRO! COULD YOU STOP FLIRTING WITH THE STWARDRESS? , WE ALL WANT TO EAT SOMEDAY!"- everyone screamed at Pietro , who was flirting with a very cute girl.

Hour six:

"Evan , stop skateboarding here!"-Scott voice was heared all over the place- "Fred , stop eating my chips! , Alvers , could you control this monsters?" , Alvers , stop talking to Kitty and pay attention to me......"

¡RRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLEEEEEEE!

CRASH! THUMP! WHOP! KABOOM!

"Ow! , that was really painfull"-Scott said after an overhead luggage bin was opened by the prior quake , burying him in Jean`s bags and luggage , making him pass out instantly.

"Lance..."-Kitty looked at him with her "mad eyes" face.

Lance was trying to back away.

"Thanks , i thought he would never shut up!"-Kitty said , while Jean and Kurt helped Scott out of the pile of bags that covered him.

45 minutes later....

The plane landed safely on the National Airport of Paris , and everyone got out as quickly as they could , picked their bags , got throught customs , and took their bus to the hotel.

"Finally , the nightmare is over"-Scott thought , when a can of silly string hitted him , covering him in the process.

It was a good thing that Scott was covered in silly string , because he couldnt look at the mess that was taking place on the bus , and because no one realised that he had started to cry.

End (until next time)



Okay , heres the deal : Mutant World Tour is series of stand alone stories , each taking place in one of five cities , plus two that tell the first flight and the arrival at Bayville , each one stands alone , but follows the continuity of the other , so its nota multichapter story.

If ya got any sugestions or you wish to see something here , say it on the review. , and maybe ill do itif i like it.

(Id like to thank MetiorX (AKA Yoda) , and Kitty-Kat for their help and sugestions , and i hope you both liked this story , didja notice that i slipped yer names on it?)

Thanks . Ryoken.

Ps: Check my other fics if you want , because this one follows the continuity of my Lancitty stories (escept "Shadows and Tremors" , wich is my other largest fic , and i will update it soon)

1 Scott appears from beyond , reading his visor: "Okay , i want you to stop this right now"

Ryoken: "Okay , then you wont get to be in paris with Taryn.

Scott: This is blackmail!

Ryoken: Sue me , Shady!

Scott: Oh just shut up and end my suffering.

Ryoken: Thats it , one more word , and ill make you hang out with Tabitha or Risty!.

Scott:You win , this time.

Scott leaves , without noticing that he is wearing a pink dress.

Ryoken: That`l teach him.(Ryoken looks at the wad of money the brotherhood gave to him an hour ago.

Ryoken: Is this thing still on?