High School. A Teens best friend. Yeah Right.

By Risty Maskell and Silver15

Disclaimer: If we did own them, what makes you think we'd sell them to you?

Summary: Goddammit! Why the hell do you need to know? You've read this far!

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I was in the kitchen with Emma, getting us some hot chocolate and a snack when Colan came rushing in, as fast as his little legs could carry him. He almost collided with me as I turned to get the biscuits from the cupboard. I laughed and picked him up. "Whoa! Where did little super-elf come from?"

"Billee said you would give me a biscuit." He said and I laughed again.

"Sure I will." So I got him a glass of milk and a couple of biscuits to dunk. He seemed to like that. I started chatting to Emma about Billee and Legolas and the wedding plans when I had an idea. But I had to run it by Billee first, see what he thought.

After about ten minutes, Colan was starting to get restless, so I decided to put him down for a nap. He went down rather easily on Billee's bed. I gave him a soft toy to cuddle, read him a bit of a kids book, and, when he was asleep, I walked back out to the kitchen.

Billee and Legolas were there with Emma. They were talking and laughing about something. They turned when I entered and I raised my eyebrows.

"So, Billee, you made your decision?" I grinned.

"Yes. Now only to tell Indigo the bad news." Billee said, matching my grin.

"I'll do that. She is my room mate after all." I said and went off to the stables, where I knew Indi would be. She would be tending to her horse, Thistleflower, like she usually did on a Saturday evening. I came up to her.

"Hey Indi," I said.

"Oh, hey Jamie. What's up?"

"Nothing really, I just came to talk to you."

"What about?"

"About Billee." Indigo blushed.

"You knew about that?"

"Hun, from the looks you give him and meals, it's hard not to notice."

"Oh. Well, what about him?"

"Geez…how do I put this? He can't go out with you, Indi. So don't try and ask him."

"What? Is he already taken?"

I nodded. "You could say that."

"Anyone I know?"

"Legolas Greenleaf."

"WHAT!? He's GAY?! Ewwww!"

"And what, may I ask, is so wrong with being gay?"

"It's gross! I don't know what I saw in that cretin."

"Indigo Velona. Just because someone is gay, doesn't mean they are a different person, now take it back!"

"No way! I find it totally and utterly disgusting!"

"Fine! Be that way! If you don't take it back, you won't be a bridesmaid at my wedding!"

"Like I give a crap! Who'd want to be a bridesmaid at a Slut's wedding! You gay-lover!"

That's when I burst into tears. I had forgotten what a dreadful temper Indigo had, and she wouldn't take back what she had said for a very, very, very, VERY long time. Through my tears, I slapped Indigo hard and ran off. I ran back to the kitchen and buried my head in my arms. That's where Billee and Legolas found me, after they had helped Emma to bed.



A/N: HAHA! Bet you didn't see that coming! I'm in a bitchy mood today so I decided to make Indigo a bitch too!