The McMahon Helmsley Girls ©2001
Caley and Allie were hanging in the locker room while their daddy and mommy were out in the ring. All of a sudden Lita and Trishers (as they liked to call Trish) walked into their locker room. Caley: Oh! Hi Lita! Hi Trishers! What brings you hear? Lita: Well we know you're a little too young to be in action but if it's ok with your mommy and daddy we would like you to commentate for our match against Molly and Jakie. Allie: of course we would. Caley here comes mommy and daddy lets go ask. Caley: Mommy, daddy how was your match Hunter: Good Caley and Allie: Can we help commentate for Lita and Trish's match? Please! Hunter: What do you think Steph? Steph: well I guess it's ok with me. What about you Hunter? Hunter: Yeah. Sure. Allie and Caley hug Steph and Hunter Allie: Thank you mommy. Caley: Thank you daddy. Lita: Well we have to get ready. Allie, Caley see you in a little bit. Caley and Allie: OK. Steph: well isn't this sweet. You two are already making names for yourselves. Caley: I can't wait! Allie: Me either! Hunter: Now you be careful out there and don't' get involved with the match. Do I make myself clear? Caley and Allie: Yes daddy. As Caley and Allie walk down the hall to the ring they bump into someone they know very well "Y2J" Chris Jericho. Chris: Now look what we have here the next generation of filthy dirty disgusting trash bag hos. Caley: Oh and isn't it our favorite person. Allie: What kind of little joke do you have for us now? Caley: You know you can't get away with anything. Our daddy will beat the living crap out of you. Chris: Oh really is that so? Allie: Yeah and we have to go. Come on Caley. Chris: Tell "Mommy" she's still a ho. Allie and Caley stick out their tongues. Triple H's music hits and they walk down the ramp and sit next to J.R. and Paul. They each grab a headset and sit down. JR.: Well Allie and Caley McMahon Helmsley are joining us here. What do we owe this pleasure? Caley: Well Lita and Trish asked us to help commentate and we couldn't turn down the opportunity. Trish's music hits and she walks down to the ring. J.R.: Now Allie, Caley who do you favor in this match? Caley: O Lita and Trish. No doubt. Lita's music hits and she runs down the to the ring. Next Molly's the Jakie's music hits and they run into the ring and start to hammer Lita and Trish. Molly and Trish decide to start off the match. Molly gets the upperhand and starts with multiple kicks to Trish. Paul: Allie, Caley if we may ask. If Stephanie and Hunter could have adopted anyone why do you think they adopted you? Allie: We have the brains. Caley: The beauty. Allie: and sometimes bitch. Caley: We are set apart from everyone else. We have the attitude and style that no one can turn down. Trish makes the tag to Lita and Molly tags in Jakie. Lita throws Jakie into the ropes and hits her with a drop kick. She goes for the win 1...2… and Molly breaks up the three count. Trish clotheslines Molly. Allie and Caley get up and each grab a chair. They throw the chairs into the ring and Lita and Trish grab them. They hit Jakie and Molly while Caley and Allie distract the ref. Lita gets the pin over Jakie. Caley then grabs the mic and says: We're Daddy's Little Girls…or are we? She and Allie head up the ramp with with a celebrating Lita and Trish.
Caley and Allie were hanging in the locker room while their daddy and mommy were out in the ring. All of a sudden Lita and Trishers (as they liked to call Trish) walked into their locker room. Caley: Oh! Hi Lita! Hi Trishers! What brings you hear? Lita: Well we know you're a little too young to be in action but if it's ok with your mommy and daddy we would like you to commentate for our match against Molly and Jakie. Allie: of course we would. Caley here comes mommy and daddy lets go ask. Caley: Mommy, daddy how was your match Hunter: Good Caley and Allie: Can we help commentate for Lita and Trish's match? Please! Hunter: What do you think Steph? Steph: well I guess it's ok with me. What about you Hunter? Hunter: Yeah. Sure. Allie and Caley hug Steph and Hunter Allie: Thank you mommy. Caley: Thank you daddy. Lita: Well we have to get ready. Allie, Caley see you in a little bit. Caley and Allie: OK. Steph: well isn't this sweet. You two are already making names for yourselves. Caley: I can't wait! Allie: Me either! Hunter: Now you be careful out there and don't' get involved with the match. Do I make myself clear? Caley and Allie: Yes daddy. As Caley and Allie walk down the hall to the ring they bump into someone they know very well "Y2J" Chris Jericho. Chris: Now look what we have here the next generation of filthy dirty disgusting trash bag hos. Caley: Oh and isn't it our favorite person. Allie: What kind of little joke do you have for us now? Caley: You know you can't get away with anything. Our daddy will beat the living crap out of you. Chris: Oh really is that so? Allie: Yeah and we have to go. Come on Caley. Chris: Tell "Mommy" she's still a ho. Allie and Caley stick out their tongues. Triple H's music hits and they walk down the ramp and sit next to J.R. and Paul. They each grab a headset and sit down. JR.: Well Allie and Caley McMahon Helmsley are joining us here. What do we owe this pleasure? Caley: Well Lita and Trish asked us to help commentate and we couldn't turn down the opportunity. Trish's music hits and she walks down to the ring. J.R.: Now Allie, Caley who do you favor in this match? Caley: O Lita and Trish. No doubt. Lita's music hits and she runs down the to the ring. Next Molly's the Jakie's music hits and they run into the ring and start to hammer Lita and Trish. Molly and Trish decide to start off the match. Molly gets the upperhand and starts with multiple kicks to Trish. Paul: Allie, Caley if we may ask. If Stephanie and Hunter could have adopted anyone why do you think they adopted you? Allie: We have the brains. Caley: The beauty. Allie: and sometimes bitch. Caley: We are set apart from everyone else. We have the attitude and style that no one can turn down. Trish makes the tag to Lita and Molly tags in Jakie. Lita throws Jakie into the ropes and hits her with a drop kick. She goes for the win 1...2… and Molly breaks up the three count. Trish clotheslines Molly. Allie and Caley get up and each grab a chair. They throw the chairs into the ring and Lita and Trish grab them. They hit Jakie and Molly while Caley and Allie distract the ref. Lita gets the pin over Jakie. Caley then grabs the mic and says: We're Daddy's Little Girls…or are we? She and Allie head up the ramp with with a celebrating Lita and Trish.