A/N: So…tired…must keep…typing. I just finished with my other fic,
Spellbound AND my Yu-gi-oh site, so I'm not exactly in the mood for
writing. But I an obliged to announce: No, I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH, BUT Hirakoe
IS MINE! Mwahahahahaha! (goes into coma from laughing even though it's an
impossible task) Also, I'm EXTREMELY lazy today, so I'm going with strict
dialogues this time.
1 Ballet Bedlam
Substitute Teacher?!
Later in the day…
Seto (frustrated): Where's the teacher?
Yami: Bakura's never late!
Seto: Maybe he got hit by a car
Yami (snorting): Like that'll ever happen!
Y.Bakura (runs into practice hall panting): I-I'll…be your…teacher…today. Just…let me…catch my breath…
Seto and Yami: You're going to be our teacher?!
Seto: Where's Bakura?
Y.Bakura: He had an accident---got hit by a car
Yami: o0~
Y.Bakura (flipping frantically through a notebook): Let's see, oh yeah. We'll suppose to be doing something called the …uh…Pickle-ette
Seto (grabbing notebook): Let me see that! It's the Picaette, you big dummy!
Y.Bakura: Watch it, kid!
Seto: Who are you calling 'kid', kid?
Y.Bakura: Well, I AM a couple thousand years older than you!
Seto: Why you---(chases Y.Bakura around with a 50-pound mallet with a duckie handle (Mokuba:^_^))
Yami: Hold it! As pharaoh I command you to stop this nonsense!
Y.Bakura: You're not a pharaoh anymore!
Yami: Yes I am!
A dust storm rises as everyone except Mokuba went for each other's necks.
Mokuba (with Super Duckie-Splash 3000): Stop fighting! I wanna learn ballet!!! (Blasts everyone with cold water and orange juice)
Everyone: Aahhh!
Yami: You got my outfit wet!
Y.Bakura: My hair's orange!
Seto: Mokuba! You are SOOO grounded!
Y.Bakura: Look, we only have 20 minutes left. I have to squeezed all this **** in before closing time
Yami: So, what's a Picaette?
Y.Bakura: I donno
(Everyone face faults)
Yami: What kind of teacher are you?!
Seto: Gimme that! Here it is! Picaette: Research it yourselves!
(face fault again)
Mokuba: Big brother, I think it's a series of footwork developed by Leorade L. Limeston during the 1800's. The Picaette consist of 5 leaps, 3 twirls, 8 spins, and 2 tiptoes.
Everyone (amazed): How do you know that, Mokuba?
Mokuba: Research
Seto: Nooo…! My only sibling has become a nerd! Oh, what. That's a good thing! MWAHAHAHA!
Mokuba: You wanna play Duckie-chase with me?
Seto:…on second thought, I take that back
So Mokuba showed everyone the Picaette and after 50 tries, they finally managed to get the first 3 steps right.
Y.Bakura(standing on his toes with one leg up): Look at me!
Seto: So what? Watch me!
(Seto tried stand on one foot, slipped on a bar of soap (Mokuba!) and fell onto Yami
Yami: Aaahhh! Get of me, you pervert!
Seto (runs to the far side of the room): Still 5 feet away from me!
Y.Bakura: Awww…Yami and Seto, sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N---(gets punched in the face by Yami and Seto)
Seto: You'd better like black and blue, 'cause that's all you'll be seeing for awhile
Y.Bakura: …(groans) I do like black, but no like this…!
Mokuba: Hey! We're performing next week!
Yami: What do you mean, Mokuba?
Mokuba: Well, in Bakura's notebook, we're scheduled to dance in a Ballet Performance. Everyone's coming!
Seto: E-everyone?
Yami (gulps): A-aibou is surely coming…
Y.Bakura: MWAHAHAH! You losers have to dance! MWAHAHAH!
Mokuba: Wait! It says here: Notice: Y.Bakura is also performing even though he's substituting. If he doesn't then I will take shatter the Millennium Ring. Signed: Bakura
Y.Bakura: Nooooo! I thought I was the evil one!
Yami and Seto: HAHAHAHA!!!
Mokuba: It also says: Everyone is required to wear a too-too. Expected color is pink with frills and laces
Everyone: Noooo…!!!
Later…
Yugi: So how's ballet today, Yami? Is there going to be a performance?
Yami: Er…uh, no! No performance! Nope! Especially not next week! (laughs nervously)
Yugi: There's a performance next week? Wahoo! I'm gonna call the gang! And Yami, you're a really bad liar.
Yami: How did he know? I told him it wasn't going to be next week…
YK: So will Yami, Seto, and Y.Bakura survive this dance performance? And just to let you know, there isn't really a step called the Picaette or a guy named Leorade L. Limston. I just made it up because unfortunately, I know nothing about ballet. Tell me if you do!
Kero: Mwahaha! Those three in a too-too? Mwahahahahah!
YK (joins in): Mwahahahahahah!
1 Ballet Bedlam
Substitute Teacher?!
Later in the day…
Seto (frustrated): Where's the teacher?
Yami: Bakura's never late!
Seto: Maybe he got hit by a car
Yami (snorting): Like that'll ever happen!
Y.Bakura (runs into practice hall panting): I-I'll…be your…teacher…today. Just…let me…catch my breath…
Seto and Yami: You're going to be our teacher?!
Seto: Where's Bakura?
Y.Bakura: He had an accident---got hit by a car
Yami: o0~
Y.Bakura (flipping frantically through a notebook): Let's see, oh yeah. We'll suppose to be doing something called the …uh…Pickle-ette
Seto (grabbing notebook): Let me see that! It's the Picaette, you big dummy!
Y.Bakura: Watch it, kid!
Seto: Who are you calling 'kid', kid?
Y.Bakura: Well, I AM a couple thousand years older than you!
Seto: Why you---(chases Y.Bakura around with a 50-pound mallet with a duckie handle (Mokuba:^_^))
Yami: Hold it! As pharaoh I command you to stop this nonsense!
Y.Bakura: You're not a pharaoh anymore!
Yami: Yes I am!
A dust storm rises as everyone except Mokuba went for each other's necks.
Mokuba (with Super Duckie-Splash 3000): Stop fighting! I wanna learn ballet!!! (Blasts everyone with cold water and orange juice)
Everyone: Aahhh!
Yami: You got my outfit wet!
Y.Bakura: My hair's orange!
Seto: Mokuba! You are SOOO grounded!
Y.Bakura: Look, we only have 20 minutes left. I have to squeezed all this **** in before closing time
Yami: So, what's a Picaette?
Y.Bakura: I donno
(Everyone face faults)
Yami: What kind of teacher are you?!
Seto: Gimme that! Here it is! Picaette: Research it yourselves!
(face fault again)
Mokuba: Big brother, I think it's a series of footwork developed by Leorade L. Limeston during the 1800's. The Picaette consist of 5 leaps, 3 twirls, 8 spins, and 2 tiptoes.
Everyone (amazed): How do you know that, Mokuba?
Mokuba: Research
Seto: Nooo…! My only sibling has become a nerd! Oh, what. That's a good thing! MWAHAHAHA!
Mokuba: You wanna play Duckie-chase with me?
Seto:…on second thought, I take that back
So Mokuba showed everyone the Picaette and after 50 tries, they finally managed to get the first 3 steps right.
Y.Bakura(standing on his toes with one leg up): Look at me!
Seto: So what? Watch me!
(Seto tried stand on one foot, slipped on a bar of soap (Mokuba!) and fell onto Yami
Yami: Aaahhh! Get of me, you pervert!
Seto (runs to the far side of the room): Still 5 feet away from me!
Y.Bakura: Awww…Yami and Seto, sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N---(gets punched in the face by Yami and Seto)
Seto: You'd better like black and blue, 'cause that's all you'll be seeing for awhile
Y.Bakura: …(groans) I do like black, but no like this…!
Mokuba: Hey! We're performing next week!
Yami: What do you mean, Mokuba?
Mokuba: Well, in Bakura's notebook, we're scheduled to dance in a Ballet Performance. Everyone's coming!
Seto: E-everyone?
Yami (gulps): A-aibou is surely coming…
Y.Bakura: MWAHAHAH! You losers have to dance! MWAHAHAH!
Mokuba: Wait! It says here: Notice: Y.Bakura is also performing even though he's substituting. If he doesn't then I will take shatter the Millennium Ring. Signed: Bakura
Y.Bakura: Nooooo! I thought I was the evil one!
Yami and Seto: HAHAHAHA!!!
Mokuba: It also says: Everyone is required to wear a too-too. Expected color is pink with frills and laces
Everyone: Noooo…!!!
Later…
Yugi: So how's ballet today, Yami? Is there going to be a performance?
Yami: Er…uh, no! No performance! Nope! Especially not next week! (laughs nervously)
Yugi: There's a performance next week? Wahoo! I'm gonna call the gang! And Yami, you're a really bad liar.
Yami: How did he know? I told him it wasn't going to be next week…
YK: So will Yami, Seto, and Y.Bakura survive this dance performance? And just to let you know, there isn't really a step called the Picaette or a guy named Leorade L. Limston. I just made it up because unfortunately, I know nothing about ballet. Tell me if you do!
Kero: Mwahaha! Those three in a too-too? Mwahahahahah!
YK (joins in): Mwahahahahahah!