Lord Of the Rings: At the Movies
Chapter 1: Star Wars
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// What happens when Pippin and the other hobbits stumble apon the humans of now invention called the "Movie Thearter." This is the first chapter, and nothing too extatically funny happens yet. I want to leave you in suspence ;) //
Pippin, Merry, Frodo and Sam boarded the bandwagon to the city as what they thought was Gondor. Apparently, the wagon was really going to whats called "Los Angeles" in California.
When they boarded off the rickety pathway, they were amazed to feel the
concrete below their awfully large feet. Somehow Pippin got a glimpse
of the interesting looking building called "Cinema." And waved the others over.
'Aye, I wunder what tis is.' Pippin gleamed.
'I think this is what the humans call a 'movie thearter'." Merry replied.
'How'd you know that?' Sam asked.
'I'm not sure.' Merry's eyes went dark as he started to walk to the counter.
'4 please for [slowly pronouces it] Star Wars.' Frodo asked the ticket person.
The clerk glanced down below the counter level, and thought it was a complete
joke. When he saw the four hobbits he immediately thought they were four kids
playing a prank on him.
'Where's your parents kids? Star Wars is at least PG.' the clerk said.
Pippin stood up. 'I'm good past twenty eight my lad. I'm guessing you're
seventeen m'lad? May we get a ticket for 'Star Wars'.'
With that Merry shoved the money to the kid.
'Man these humans in Gondor are strange..' Frodo mumbled as they walked into the thearters.
As they decended down the long hallway of doors, the hobbits passed by a few movie posters for upcoming features. The first one was an old one for Star Wars AOTC, the second ones where for a cartoon feature, and the last one was for Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. On the poster was a huge
picture of Frodo and the Two Orthanac Towers in the background contrast.
Still Frodo was holding the ring and looking to the viewer.
Although Frodo actually didn't notice the poster until he bumped into the
other three hobbits who were in deep awe.
'News travels fast on Gondor. Yet when did Frodo take a picture with the
Orthanac Towers in the background?' Sam wondered.
'I..I..um...' Frodo was lost for words.
When they walked into the dark thearter, they saw the trailer for the Two Towers
play... On the screen was Elijah Wood dressed up as the character Frodo. With the
narrator commentary: Lord of the Rings: Two Towers Starring: Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen,
Liv Tyler, Sean Astin, Dominic Monaghan, and Billy Boyd. An immediate shiver
went through the hobbits.
'But...That's us!?' they screamed.
The people in the audience were indeed dressed of not Gondor, yet in fact a different
Time Period. One girl stood up in a violet gown and buns twirled her hair in a fancy coil
design. She had a very regal and valiant tone to her voice and demanded that the hobbits
shut up.
'Excuse me! Would you please be quiet.' the girl said.
Sam suddenly gained back his normal confiedence. 'No one talks like that to Mr. Frodo.'
'Oh, a little dwarf is talking back to the Queen of Naboo!' the girl yelled... soon she
was hushed by her tall blonde boy about nineteen.
'You're not the Queen anymore Padme.' Anakin hushed, 'Anyway, I think the kids are going to
be quiet now, right?' His eyes looked back at the highly confused Hobbits.
The screen went black, and the infamous crawling text appeared floating upward on the
screen.
Chapter 1: Star Wars
(c) frodomyprecious@hotmail.com
// What happens when Pippin and the other hobbits stumble apon the humans of now invention called the "Movie Thearter." This is the first chapter, and nothing too extatically funny happens yet. I want to leave you in suspence ;) //
Pippin, Merry, Frodo and Sam boarded the bandwagon to the city as what they thought was Gondor. Apparently, the wagon was really going to whats called "Los Angeles" in California.
When they boarded off the rickety pathway, they were amazed to feel the
concrete below their awfully large feet. Somehow Pippin got a glimpse
of the interesting looking building called "Cinema." And waved the others over.
'Aye, I wunder what tis is.' Pippin gleamed.
'I think this is what the humans call a 'movie thearter'." Merry replied.
'How'd you know that?' Sam asked.
'I'm not sure.' Merry's eyes went dark as he started to walk to the counter.
'4 please for [slowly pronouces it] Star Wars.' Frodo asked the ticket person.
The clerk glanced down below the counter level, and thought it was a complete
joke. When he saw the four hobbits he immediately thought they were four kids
playing a prank on him.
'Where's your parents kids? Star Wars is at least PG.' the clerk said.
Pippin stood up. 'I'm good past twenty eight my lad. I'm guessing you're
seventeen m'lad? May we get a ticket for 'Star Wars'.'
With that Merry shoved the money to the kid.
'Man these humans in Gondor are strange..' Frodo mumbled as they walked into the thearters.
As they decended down the long hallway of doors, the hobbits passed by a few movie posters for upcoming features. The first one was an old one for Star Wars AOTC, the second ones where for a cartoon feature, and the last one was for Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. On the poster was a huge
picture of Frodo and the Two Orthanac Towers in the background contrast.
Still Frodo was holding the ring and looking to the viewer.
Although Frodo actually didn't notice the poster until he bumped into the
other three hobbits who were in deep awe.
'News travels fast on Gondor. Yet when did Frodo take a picture with the
Orthanac Towers in the background?' Sam wondered.
'I..I..um...' Frodo was lost for words.
When they walked into the dark thearter, they saw the trailer for the Two Towers
play... On the screen was Elijah Wood dressed up as the character Frodo. With the
narrator commentary: Lord of the Rings: Two Towers Starring: Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen,
Liv Tyler, Sean Astin, Dominic Monaghan, and Billy Boyd. An immediate shiver
went through the hobbits.
'But...That's us!?' they screamed.
The people in the audience were indeed dressed of not Gondor, yet in fact a different
Time Period. One girl stood up in a violet gown and buns twirled her hair in a fancy coil
design. She had a very regal and valiant tone to her voice and demanded that the hobbits
shut up.
'Excuse me! Would you please be quiet.' the girl said.
Sam suddenly gained back his normal confiedence. 'No one talks like that to Mr. Frodo.'
'Oh, a little dwarf is talking back to the Queen of Naboo!' the girl yelled... soon she
was hushed by her tall blonde boy about nineteen.
'You're not the Queen anymore Padme.' Anakin hushed, 'Anyway, I think the kids are going to
be quiet now, right?' His eyes looked back at the highly confused Hobbits.
The screen went black, and the infamous crawling text appeared floating upward on the
screen.