Gundam Wing- the Movie 2
AN: This is a parody of the 2nd Tenchi movie, but with Gundam Wing characters. If you haven't seen it, you should, even if you don't like Tenchi Muyo, it's really good. Please read this and tell me what you think. It's really good fic, filled with lots of funny stuff (If you have seen the movie you'll love this, I'm not so sure about the stomach part, though)! R&R! Thanx!
Heero and Duo were on their way to school. They were 17. As they were walking down the street there was a girl standing there. "Hey, Heero, do you know that girl?" Duo asked him. The girl looked up. She spotted Duo and Heero. She ran over to them and glomped Heero.
"Daddy!" she cried.
"Get off me," Heero said.
"Oh daddy, I'm so glad I found you!" she cried.
"I don't know what you're talking about. You must mistake me for someone else," Heero said, pushing the girl off of him.
"But you are my daddy! I know you are!" she said, glomping him again. Duo unable to contain it any longer started cracking up.
"Shut up, Maxwell," Heero said, giving the death glare. Duo shut up. "Girl, please get off me now. I AM NOT your dad and I don't know you. Besides, I'm 17."
"But you re my daddy!" she said, stepping away.
"But what about your mom?" asked Duo.
"I don't know, all I can remember is my daddy!" she glomped Heero again.
When Heero got away he asked, "What is your name?"
"My name's Osami," she said.
Duo looked at Heero and said, "Looks like we're not going to school today. Let's bring her home and find out more."
~Later~
"So, Osami, why are you here?" asked Duo.
"To see my daddy!" she said.
"What about your mom?"
"I don't remember her. All I remember is my daddy."
"We need someone smart," Duo said, picking up the phone. He called Quatre and Trowa and asked them to come over. Then he thought since Osami was a girl, he should get another girl to help, so he called Hilde.
~An hour later~
Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, Hilde, and Osami were at table eating lunch, which was noodles. "Would you like more noodles, daddy?" Osami asked.
"No," he replied coldly.
"What do you like better? Noodles or me?" Osami asked.
"Noodles," he replied.
"Uh! You're mean," she said. Duo, Trowa, Quatre, and Hilde were just staring at them. Heero finished eating. He got up.
"I'm going upstairs to take a shower. Don't any of you dare come up," he said, giving the Heero Yuy death glare (tm).
"I'll come with you, daddy!" Osami cried, jumping up. Heero, who was halfway up the stairs, froze. "Haha! Yeah!" Osami cried, pulling off her dress, about to run up the stairs. Duo, Trowa, and Quatre just stared. Hilde, the only one with brains at the moment, jumped up and grabbed Osami's ankle, so she tripped and fell. "Hey, why'd you do that?" Osami asked. Heero, seeing everything was safe, continued up the stairs.
"Why in the world would you want to take a shower with Heero?" Hilde asked her.
"Because he's my daddy," Osami replied.
"I'm sure glad Relena's not here," Duo mumbled under his breath. As if right on cue, the doorbell rang.
"I'll help Osami put her dress back on," Hilde said, bringing Osami to the bathroom. Duo got up and cautiously opened the door.
"Oh no," he muttered. It was Relena. "Um, Heero's not here, bye," he said, shutting the door. The doorbell rang again. "I'm not answering it," Duo said, walking back to the table.
~Meanwhile~
Out in the middle of nowhere, someone was enjoying all this. "Haha, now, all I have to do is get Osami to do as planned. I will have that 01 pilot!" they said.
AN: How was that? Funny? Boring? Stupid?
Tell me, REVIEW!!!!!
Peace out with the Heero-like minna-sans. Byies.
AN: This is a parody of the 2nd Tenchi movie, but with Gundam Wing characters. If you haven't seen it, you should, even if you don't like Tenchi Muyo, it's really good. Please read this and tell me what you think. It's really good fic, filled with lots of funny stuff (If you have seen the movie you'll love this, I'm not so sure about the stomach part, though)! R&R! Thanx!
Heero and Duo were on their way to school. They were 17. As they were walking down the street there was a girl standing there. "Hey, Heero, do you know that girl?" Duo asked him. The girl looked up. She spotted Duo and Heero. She ran over to them and glomped Heero.
"Daddy!" she cried.
"Get off me," Heero said.
"Oh daddy, I'm so glad I found you!" she cried.
"I don't know what you're talking about. You must mistake me for someone else," Heero said, pushing the girl off of him.
"But you are my daddy! I know you are!" she said, glomping him again. Duo unable to contain it any longer started cracking up.
"Shut up, Maxwell," Heero said, giving the death glare. Duo shut up. "Girl, please get off me now. I AM NOT your dad and I don't know you. Besides, I'm 17."
"But you re my daddy!" she said, stepping away.
"But what about your mom?" asked Duo.
"I don't know, all I can remember is my daddy!" she glomped Heero again.
When Heero got away he asked, "What is your name?"
"My name's Osami," she said.
Duo looked at Heero and said, "Looks like we're not going to school today. Let's bring her home and find out more."
~Later~
"So, Osami, why are you here?" asked Duo.
"To see my daddy!" she said.
"What about your mom?"
"I don't remember her. All I remember is my daddy."
"We need someone smart," Duo said, picking up the phone. He called Quatre and Trowa and asked them to come over. Then he thought since Osami was a girl, he should get another girl to help, so he called Hilde.
~An hour later~
Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, Hilde, and Osami were at table eating lunch, which was noodles. "Would you like more noodles, daddy?" Osami asked.
"No," he replied coldly.
"What do you like better? Noodles or me?" Osami asked.
"Noodles," he replied.
"Uh! You're mean," she said. Duo, Trowa, Quatre, and Hilde were just staring at them. Heero finished eating. He got up.
"I'm going upstairs to take a shower. Don't any of you dare come up," he said, giving the Heero Yuy death glare (tm).
"I'll come with you, daddy!" Osami cried, jumping up. Heero, who was halfway up the stairs, froze. "Haha! Yeah!" Osami cried, pulling off her dress, about to run up the stairs. Duo, Trowa, and Quatre just stared. Hilde, the only one with brains at the moment, jumped up and grabbed Osami's ankle, so she tripped and fell. "Hey, why'd you do that?" Osami asked. Heero, seeing everything was safe, continued up the stairs.
"Why in the world would you want to take a shower with Heero?" Hilde asked her.
"Because he's my daddy," Osami replied.
"I'm sure glad Relena's not here," Duo mumbled under his breath. As if right on cue, the doorbell rang.
"I'll help Osami put her dress back on," Hilde said, bringing Osami to the bathroom. Duo got up and cautiously opened the door.
"Oh no," he muttered. It was Relena. "Um, Heero's not here, bye," he said, shutting the door. The doorbell rang again. "I'm not answering it," Duo said, walking back to the table.
~Meanwhile~
Out in the middle of nowhere, someone was enjoying all this. "Haha, now, all I have to do is get Osami to do as planned. I will have that 01 pilot!" they said.
AN: How was that? Funny? Boring? Stupid?
Tell me, REVIEW!!!!!
Peace out with the Heero-like minna-sans. Byies.