Shortfic: Duo goes roller skating
By SailorMM
AN: This story has no point but to make you laugh, R&R!
Friday night I was bored, so I decided to go roller skating. I asked Duo if he wanted to come and he said, "I've never been skating."
I cried, "You have never been skating?" He shook his head. "What about Heero?"
He shook his head. "I don't think he has, either," I grabbed Duo by his braid and dragged him out the door.
"You're coming with me and we're taking Heero, too."
We arrived at the rink and rented skates. We sat on the bench and put them on. Heero, the perfect soilder, was done first and stood up. I finished lacing my skates and got up, waiting for Duo. He finally finished and stood up.
He fell flat on his face and his braid flew into his mouth. He attempted to get up, but only fell again. "Damn skates," he said. He got up again, and fell again, for the third time. I was cracking up. Heero was smirking. Duo shot us death looks.
"It's not funny," he said, spitting his braid out of his mouth. He tried once again to get up and fell flat on his butt, this time. Heero was actually laughing at this point.
"Ohmigod, Heero Yuy is actually laughing," I commented.
"Ohmigod, Heero Yuy is actually laughing," Duo exclaimed.
"Hey!" I cried. "Copycat."
Heero composed himself and stood, expressionless. Duo got up and fell on his butt AGAIN. "That's it!" he cried, tearing off his skates and throwing them against the wall. "I'm out of here," he ran out of the rink.
The End.
By SailorMM
AN: This story has no point but to make you laugh, R&R!
Friday night I was bored, so I decided to go roller skating. I asked Duo if he wanted to come and he said, "I've never been skating."
I cried, "You have never been skating?" He shook his head. "What about Heero?"
He shook his head. "I don't think he has, either," I grabbed Duo by his braid and dragged him out the door.
"You're coming with me and we're taking Heero, too."
We arrived at the rink and rented skates. We sat on the bench and put them on. Heero, the perfect soilder, was done first and stood up. I finished lacing my skates and got up, waiting for Duo. He finally finished and stood up.
He fell flat on his face and his braid flew into his mouth. He attempted to get up, but only fell again. "Damn skates," he said. He got up again, and fell again, for the third time. I was cracking up. Heero was smirking. Duo shot us death looks.
"It's not funny," he said, spitting his braid out of his mouth. He tried once again to get up and fell flat on his butt, this time. Heero was actually laughing at this point.
"Ohmigod, Heero Yuy is actually laughing," I commented.
"Ohmigod, Heero Yuy is actually laughing," Duo exclaimed.
"Hey!" I cried. "Copycat."
Heero composed himself and stood, expressionless. Duo got up and fell on his butt AGAIN. "That's it!" he cried, tearing off his skates and throwing them against the wall. "I'm out of here," he ran out of the rink.
The End.