This is based on real life. Most of this happened to one of my friends, not
counting the leaving-ness. She was even told to "go get her boy." But I
made it a fic. It works. *gets defensive*
"Duet! Go get your boy!"
Duo's eyes snapped across the gym. He and Heero had entered school together, but as punishment for reading over his shoulder, Heero had entered Duo as a girl. Duo had gotten him back by acting like they were "together." He shared a coed p.e. class with Heero--
Who was currently fighting.
Duo stormed across the gym, shoving through the crowd that had gathered. As he watched, a coach and a tall African-American boy pulled Heero and the boy he was fighting apart and held them down. Although Heero was struggling, it was obvious he did not want to hurt the boy holding him down.
Duo kneeled by Heero's head, and then _looked_ at him. His face was wild, he was looking everywhere. His whole body was taut, his hands still clenched in fists. Uncertainly, Duo put his hand over Heero's fist. After glancing quickly at Duo's face, Heero's hand opened and their fingers entwined.
"Heero…he's not worth it." Heero's eyes roamed everywhere but Duo's face. Duo used his hand to turn Heero's face so they were looking into each other's eyes. "He's not worth it."
Heero stopped struggling and started taking deeper breaths. When he calmed down, he nodded to the boy straddling his chest.
"Thanks, D[1]." Duo smiled at the boy and helped Heero up. Wordlessly, Duo and Heero hugged each other. Everyone watching clapped. Then the school authorities walked in.
Duo and Heero clasped hands and ran out of the building. About five miles away, they collapsed into a large bush.
"Heero…never…again…with…the skirt."
"I _like_ the skirt! …Looks better on you than *dun dun dun* _Relena_."
"Damn well better! I _hate_ miniskirts."
"Girls _do_ wear jeans, you know."
"…Damn it. What was that fight about?"
"*mumble-ness*…you."
"???"
"He was saying how hot you were, and how he was going to go out with you."
"Heero. A, he thought I was a chick, and B, you're hotter than I am."
"*shakes head* Only you and Relena would think so."
"Yeah, well, Relena wants us to have a yaoi relationship[2]."
"*leers* We'll make shounen ai yaoi for a while…"
"*uber-grin-ness* What are we waiting for?"
[1] D is a real person. He actually did break up the fight.
[2] Reference to my fic "Why Relena _Really_ Yells Heero's Name All the Time"
"Duet! Go get your boy!"
Duo's eyes snapped across the gym. He and Heero had entered school together, but as punishment for reading over his shoulder, Heero had entered Duo as a girl. Duo had gotten him back by acting like they were "together." He shared a coed p.e. class with Heero--
Who was currently fighting.
Duo stormed across the gym, shoving through the crowd that had gathered. As he watched, a coach and a tall African-American boy pulled Heero and the boy he was fighting apart and held them down. Although Heero was struggling, it was obvious he did not want to hurt the boy holding him down.
Duo kneeled by Heero's head, and then _looked_ at him. His face was wild, he was looking everywhere. His whole body was taut, his hands still clenched in fists. Uncertainly, Duo put his hand over Heero's fist. After glancing quickly at Duo's face, Heero's hand opened and their fingers entwined.
"Heero…he's not worth it." Heero's eyes roamed everywhere but Duo's face. Duo used his hand to turn Heero's face so they were looking into each other's eyes. "He's not worth it."
Heero stopped struggling and started taking deeper breaths. When he calmed down, he nodded to the boy straddling his chest.
"Thanks, D[1]." Duo smiled at the boy and helped Heero up. Wordlessly, Duo and Heero hugged each other. Everyone watching clapped. Then the school authorities walked in.
Duo and Heero clasped hands and ran out of the building. About five miles away, they collapsed into a large bush.
"Heero…never…again…with…the skirt."
"I _like_ the skirt! …Looks better on you than *dun dun dun* _Relena_."
"Damn well better! I _hate_ miniskirts."
"Girls _do_ wear jeans, you know."
"…Damn it. What was that fight about?"
"*mumble-ness*…you."
"???"
"He was saying how hot you were, and how he was going to go out with you."
"Heero. A, he thought I was a chick, and B, you're hotter than I am."
"*shakes head* Only you and Relena would think so."
"Yeah, well, Relena wants us to have a yaoi relationship[2]."
"*leers* We'll make shounen ai yaoi for a while…"
"*uber-grin-ness* What are we waiting for?"
[1] D is a real person. He actually did break up the fight.
[2] Reference to my fic "Why Relena _Really_ Yells Heero's Name All the Time"