Killing Harry With:

Draco Malfoy

Hello again peoples! I get to write another story! *Does Snoopy dance because she's happy* Haha, well- Draco said he'd be here to help me, but he hasn't showed up yet- so I'll start the story myself.

This is thet story of a boy... A boy without much luck.
That's a bad way to start a story.
Yay! You're here!
Finally, someones happy to see me.
*Shrug* well- you said you'd help.
Yes... Yes I did.
...Right...
I think you should change the first sentence.
I just thought if I typed something then it would make you come out.
Oh- so, are you really going to start?
Yes.
When?
When you give me something to write.
Oh! You mean I get to help! You will listen to my ideas!
No one hates Scarhead more then you Draco- besides maybe me.
Fun... How about:

Harry Potter, wizard "extordinaire", had sat down in the Great Hall for lunch-

You make it sound as if you like him.
Wait for it.

...when he saw his two sidekicks walk up from behind him. His two sidekicks were Granger and Weasley,

Wait- fix that.
Fine.

His two sidekicks were Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley, although Harry knew that they liked each other- he didn't know of the secret they had.

How sweet- it's a romance story as well.
I wanted the other readers who read your first story with me in it to be able to read more, so it has to be weasley and granger together.
As long as it's there, continue.

Their secret, although very large, was very well kept. You see, these two were dating, without Harry knowing. Ron wanted to keep it this way- because Harry might think that now with Ron's mind on Hermione (althgough it had always been there) he might get a chance at his little sister Ginny Weasley.

You're a good writer you know that?
Thank you. You should see my poems- er- yea...
I'd like to read them sometime. *smiles sweetly*

And Ron didn't want Harry anywhere near Ginnny, but that was already broken. Harry secretly thought that Hermione and Ron were together, but didn't say anything. With Ron's mind on Hermione (althought it had always been there) Harry snuck off with Ginny, his new girlfriend and snogging buddy.

That last bit of information was a bit much.
*Shrug* It works- and I like writing snog, Americans find it funny.

After dismissing himself from the Great Hall- Harry made an excuse to go practice his Quidditch training, when in reality, he headed to the quiet corner of the library to find Ginny.

Ooh- I like this so far... And I don't have to do anything *grins* you should write with me more often.
*Sighs* The work of a young wizard.
Hermione and Ron both nodded at Harry's leaving, at least now they didn't need an excuse to find a small secluded area of the library. After Hermione being there for so many years stuck in her books (avoiding blushing and feeling stupid around Ron) she just couldn't leave... And there was only one thing Ron could do to get her mind off of those books.

Do you always write stuff like this?
*hides face*
Aww- Draco Malfoy *is* just a big softy!!!
It's just a past time thing! It's not my fault that-- that...
It's okay Draco- I won't tell anyone.
*sigh of relief*

Harry searched through the rows of books for his red-headed little partner, and he found her in a small secluded area of the library. It was a perfect spot for what they were going to do. If Ron ever found out- he would be dead.

Ha- if only he knew.
Excuse me-
What?
I am trying to write a story.
Oh- *now* you remember your manners. But when *I* was writting you were interruprting me.
I'm sorry, but do you want Pothead dead or not?
Continue.

Ron and Hermione were almost skipping towards the back corner of the library, they would be in the common room, but there were too many people... And no one in Hogwarts, besided Hermione, would be caught dead in the library if they could help it.

Nice one, I was waiting for an explanation.
Thank you... I think.

As they creeped to the back corner, Hermione already holding back giggles-

Well...that I didn't expect.
Quiet you.
*Shutting up*

Ron heard a soft moan from the destination that he and Hermione were heading. He motioned for Hermione to get behind him while he looked ahead. What he saw made him want to spoon out his eyeballs.... Or kill his best friend, which he would need his eyes for.

Hows that so far?
LoL, that's hilarious!!
Thank you. No one thinks I'm funny.
That's because you're always making fun of people.
Oh- that's not funny?
Not to everyone.
Oh-
Yeah...
I think I'll work on that.
You should. Don't make fun of anyone anymore.
*Frowns*
Except for Pothead.
*Grins* I can do that. *Grin falters* I think.
As long as you stop making fun of Ron and Hermione.
Er- okay...
It'll be hard... But try...

"Ahem," Ron cleared his throat calmly. He watched Ginny jump off of Harry's lap faster then imaginable. "Yes, Ginny, please come over here next to Hermione."
"Ron?" She asked with her head to the side, fear in her eyes, "what are you going to do?"
"Me, Ginny? Nothing, nothing at all... Please, come here." Slowly Ginny walked away from a pale Harry.

This is going to be bad isn't it?
*nods eagerly*
Good. *smiles*
Uh-oh...
What's wrong?
Here comes my dad. He doesn't like me talking with Muggles. He thinks they're all bad.
You don't think I'm bad?
No, not really.
*Smiles*
I really would love to finish now but I can't. Write with you again soon- bye!
*sigh* bye Draco!

Sorry people! MAJOR writers block! Please review!!!!
~Taya J Weasley, The Author