HI! Time for chapter 1! I won't keep you in suspense (yeah right…) so here goes:

I DO NOT EVER PLAN ON OWNING ZELDA, NOR DO I NOW! Ok^^



In My Living Room!?

Endeavor One

Shopping



"HE'S IN MY LIVING ROOM?!?!? No, calm down… breathe… everything will be all right."

"Sarah… why don't you try TALKING to him" Amanda whispered to her friend.

"Why don't YOU?" she whispered back.

"It's YOUR living room!"

"So? It's not MY fault he came through the TV!"

"I was asleep!"

"Don't put this on ME!" The girls argued back and forth. Unbeknownst to them, Link had gotten up. He explored the dark house and saw something that interested him. "MEEEWWWWWW!!!!" The kitty, Kitty mewed.

"Ahhhh!!!" Link yelled in surprise. The girls turned to face to him. Gazing up sheepishly he said, "Sorry. I didn't know it made noise."

"That's ok! My name is Sarah! Nice to meet you, Link!" She smiled.

"Uh… how did you know my name? I mean, I just got here and you just met me."

"We play your game. Want to see?" Amanda asked.

"Bag of Scooche! He wont be able to see himself! He's right here!" Sarah yelled.

"Right. What do we do now? He can't walk around in that!" Amanda thought for a moment, "I know! He can wear some of your clothes, Sarah! You dress like a boy sometimes!"

"Shut your yapper!" Sarah slapped Amanda on the head, "But I guess it will have to do… Link! Do you have any rupees? We can exchange them for money in a pawn shop!"

"Yeah, I got about 500 with me. Sorry. I can't hold any more."

"That's more than enough. We should demand at LEAST 500, then." Sarah said, "AMANDA!! GET OUT OF MY ROOM!"

"Okay, okay! I will! I really don't understand why you don't let me go in there! Let me guess, you are in the process of cleaning it…"

"Yup!"

"What else is new?" Sarah gave her a look that seemed to say 'Shut up before I shoot you… WITH MY SQUIRT GUN!'

The girls plus Link left the apartment and walked toward Amanda's house. There were pawn shops in that direction.

1 hour later…

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WONT TAKE THESE?!?! THEY ARE REAL JEWELS AND HIGHLY MARKETABLE!" Amanda yelled in disgust, "We'll just have to take this elsewhere! The shop down the street is offering $1000 for them."

"1000? Really? Are they THAT valuable?"

"Does this look like a face that would lie to you? I don't ever lie about ANYthing!"

"Okay, I'll go 1,200 just don't go to that other shop! I want all 500 jewels!"

"Don't worry sir, I'll stay here and count everyone of them with you!" the counting commenced and involved a series of three counts.



Meanwhile…

"Link, this is what we earthlings like to call 'Coffee' It is full of caffeine and is very good for waking you up in the morning." Sarah explained when she got her order back from the waitress.

"Coffee? It wont hurt, will it?" Link asked shyly.

"Of course not! Compared to killing evil bad guys and stuff, its nothing!"

"Okay." Link said, taking his first taste of happy caffeine goodness, "This is actually pretty good!"

"I know! Lets get back to Amanda now. She should be done with her… negotiations."

They walked out of the coffee shop just in time to see Amanda come out of the pawn shop, money in hand.

"Hey guys! Ready to go shopping?" She asked.

"Yeah! Sarah said, "Fun fun fun!!!" Link was too fixated with his cappucchino to care. Heading in the direction of the biggest store in ALL of Kingman, Az, Walmart, the girls talked and the hero drank.

"Link! Welcome to Walmart!"

"Walmart! What a funny word! I like that word. I also like the word spicket. Who came up with that word? That was really good coffee! I want some more! Do you have any more Sarah?"

"Uh…" Sarah said avoiding death glares from Amanda, "Not to-day Link! You should go and look at those clothes over there! See if you like anything!"

Link left and Amanda talked to Sarah, "What did you give him! No wonder he looked so happy! He had caffeine!"

"What's wrong with a little morning boost?" she asked

"HE"S NOT HUMAN! Who knows what that could have done to him!"

"He doesn't look THAT bad!" The girls looked at Link. He was putting on hats and playing with various items of clothing. They decided to help him. They bought many items of clothing for him. He actually ALMOST looked normal. If it weren't for those darned ears…



They had finished the task of making him fit into American lifestyles. Next up, Schooling…





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Also check out Bubbly Saria's stories! (Awoken on a Box is a good one!)