Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ. I wish I did, but I don't. Dude, if I owned
DBZ, I wouldn't wait forever to get new episodes! Jeez…
Bedtime Story
By Kieron and Tayo
Now, I'm going to tell you a story. This isn't exactly a fairy tale… And thank God! I'm sick of those old ones where the girl is always so weak, and is threatened by death, and blah blah blah… This is MY story, made by me.
Okay, here we go.
1 Once upon a time, there was a young prince named Edinburg. Harry Edinburg. Now, young Edinburg here was in love! With Princess… What's-Her- Face. Yes… Unfortunately, poor Prince Harry Edinburg had a curse laid upon him by an evil witch! But our prince loved Princess What's-Her-Face so much, and he'd do anything for her.
So, one day, our prince went to seek help. And whom did he seek? Why, Goku, of course! And Goku knew exactly what do to.
"Hmm, I have an idea!" Goku exclaimed.
This was very lucky, since Goku rarely got ideas… Does anyone even know if he uses his head at all? Anyway…
With his brilliant idea, Goku took our Prince Edinburg to his good friend, Bulma Briefs. Prince Harry Edinburg knew that if they defeated the evil witch, the curse would be broken.
So, Bulma gave them a Witch-Ray gun. Prince Edinburg, along with Goku's help, hunted down the witch. Then…
BOOM! SPLAT!
The witch was dead. But as it turns out, Princess What's-Her-Face didn't love our beloved Prince Harry Edinburg.
So Goku took his annoying wife Chichi, dressed her up like a princess, and handed her over to Prince Harry.
…
Now Prince Harry Edinburg has a son, named Booty. Booty Bottom Bananas. But just at that moment…
A giant mutant Teddy came stomping into the city from Planet Toyobox, smashing down all the buildings! He took Goku for ransom, and-
"No, no, no! Cut!"
"What do you mean?"
"You're doing it all wrong!"
"But it's MY story!"
"Kieron…"
Tayo raised his whip, silencing his pupil.
"BOOTY gets held for ransom! And Goku comes and beats the crap outta Teddy and brings Booty back!"
"No! Goku can't beat Teddy!"
Tayo rolled his eyes.
"Okay. He can't beat Teddy."
Kieron looked triumphant.
Anyway…
-He took Goku for ransom, and shoved his into an oven!
"I'm going to have meself some Saiyan steak!"
But much to Teddy's surprise, Goku broke free, and appeared-
As the Gingerbread man!
"Hahaha! You can't catch me! I'm Particle man!"
"Oh, no!" Teddy cried, "Not Particle man! Have mercy on me!"
"I spare mercy for your freckles."
Particle man giggled insanely, and ran off into the sunset-
"Nut case," Tayo huffed.
"You're just grumpy 'cause I got to write it, and you couldn't."
"Am not," Tayo argued.
"Are too."
"Not."
"Too."
The Gingerbread man, a.k.a. Particle man, a.k.a. Goku, poked his head into their heated disagreement.
"Goodbye, forks!" Goku chirped happily, forcing a cheesy smile, "Spoil your dinner!"
The studio let out a non-enthusiastic cheer, and shut down all the studio equipment. However, two children could still be heard.
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"Not!"
"Too!"
"Not!"
"Are-"
"SHUT UP!" cried Teddy.
All went silent as the last left the room.
1.1 THE END
"Are too."
"Am not."
"Are too."
"Am not…"
"SHUT UP ALREADY!"
"…"
"Thank you."
Bedtime Story
By Kieron and Tayo
Now, I'm going to tell you a story. This isn't exactly a fairy tale… And thank God! I'm sick of those old ones where the girl is always so weak, and is threatened by death, and blah blah blah… This is MY story, made by me.
Okay, here we go.
1 Once upon a time, there was a young prince named Edinburg. Harry Edinburg. Now, young Edinburg here was in love! With Princess… What's-Her- Face. Yes… Unfortunately, poor Prince Harry Edinburg had a curse laid upon him by an evil witch! But our prince loved Princess What's-Her-Face so much, and he'd do anything for her.
So, one day, our prince went to seek help. And whom did he seek? Why, Goku, of course! And Goku knew exactly what do to.
"Hmm, I have an idea!" Goku exclaimed.
This was very lucky, since Goku rarely got ideas… Does anyone even know if he uses his head at all? Anyway…
With his brilliant idea, Goku took our Prince Edinburg to his good friend, Bulma Briefs. Prince Harry Edinburg knew that if they defeated the evil witch, the curse would be broken.
So, Bulma gave them a Witch-Ray gun. Prince Edinburg, along with Goku's help, hunted down the witch. Then…
BOOM! SPLAT!
The witch was dead. But as it turns out, Princess What's-Her-Face didn't love our beloved Prince Harry Edinburg.
So Goku took his annoying wife Chichi, dressed her up like a princess, and handed her over to Prince Harry.
…
Now Prince Harry Edinburg has a son, named Booty. Booty Bottom Bananas. But just at that moment…
A giant mutant Teddy came stomping into the city from Planet Toyobox, smashing down all the buildings! He took Goku for ransom, and-
"No, no, no! Cut!"
"What do you mean?"
"You're doing it all wrong!"
"But it's MY story!"
"Kieron…"
Tayo raised his whip, silencing his pupil.
"BOOTY gets held for ransom! And Goku comes and beats the crap outta Teddy and brings Booty back!"
"No! Goku can't beat Teddy!"
Tayo rolled his eyes.
"Okay. He can't beat Teddy."
Kieron looked triumphant.
Anyway…
-He took Goku for ransom, and shoved his into an oven!
"I'm going to have meself some Saiyan steak!"
But much to Teddy's surprise, Goku broke free, and appeared-
As the Gingerbread man!
"Hahaha! You can't catch me! I'm Particle man!"
"Oh, no!" Teddy cried, "Not Particle man! Have mercy on me!"
"I spare mercy for your freckles."
Particle man giggled insanely, and ran off into the sunset-
"Nut case," Tayo huffed.
"You're just grumpy 'cause I got to write it, and you couldn't."
"Am not," Tayo argued.
"Are too."
"Not."
"Too."
The Gingerbread man, a.k.a. Particle man, a.k.a. Goku, poked his head into their heated disagreement.
"Goodbye, forks!" Goku chirped happily, forcing a cheesy smile, "Spoil your dinner!"
The studio let out a non-enthusiastic cheer, and shut down all the studio equipment. However, two children could still be heard.
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"Not!"
"Too!"
"Not!"
"Are-"
"SHUT UP!" cried Teddy.
All went silent as the last left the room.
1.1 THE END
"Are too."
"Am not."
"Are too."
"Am not…"
"SHUT UP ALREADY!"
"…"
"Thank you."