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"So uhhh.. We go in there?"

Jordan asked as Mikey nodded a bit nervous. Together they went in but the trees weren't trees at all.. They were WEED! O_O Huge! Gigantic Weeeeeeed!!!!!!!!!

Scene cuts to a old man sitting in a pale green leather made chair near a nice warm fire. Across from him are two kids. The boy with short brown hair and brown eyes and a blue, white and yellow striped t-shirt. The girl had light brown hair and hazel eyes wearing a pink and white striped shirt.

"Awww come on grandpa that stuff ain't real."

"It is damnit!!" The old man frowned at the two youths.

A brown haired girl with a black witch hat rips open the roof and inside is a boy and a girl with their grandfather, "HEY! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!!? THIS IS MY STORY SO GET OUT!!!!" Yelled the writer as the scene cuts back to the woods.

"Jordan, you packed enough Weed can we go!?"

"Why? You got school?"

"As a matter of fact I do. And i'll be late."

"All right see ya' around KIDDIE :D"

"Kiddie?!!?" Michael snapped.

"You think *puff* they'll let, ::Coughs:: you into school, wow this some good shit.. Um, you think you can go to school dressed as that?"

The Jester suit was red with a large black hat with a red trimmed cresent moon and sun and they too were black with red diamonds and hearts.The ends of the hat were two soft fluffy almost like large cotton balls. Jordan had a long faded gray trench coat that was down to his ankles but the ends were a little bit ripped and a black t-shirt with black steel toe boots. And his jeans were a dark blue and a spiked chocker and a spiked left wrist band, "Eh.. Maybe you're right.. I can't go to school dressed as this! ."

So on ward they walked to through the forest, "Jordan? Aren't we suppose to sing?" Jordan nearly tripped over Anime style when he heard this. "What?! A song? Hmmm.." Jordan started to play Rob Zombie and started to nod to it, "Coo'." Mike screamed as he ran around in circles.

"DEMONIC MUSIC!! DEMONIC! EVIL! AH!"

Then there was a darkness in the sky as flying Monkies came towards them. "O_O; OH CRAP! It's Ass Goblins!! Uhhh!!! Gotta hide! Gotta hide!!!!" Jordan looked around as Mike stood there watching them fly closer.

"Oh no! They'll want my ass because i'm so sexy!!!! Oooo, i'm sexy, XD"

"Ew, speak for yourself!" Jordan yelled from behind a hay stack. And the Ass Goblins took the Bondage Pastry away. "Whew.." Jordan sat on the yellow brick road lighting up a cig, "Fawking yellow." The Pastry was taken into a large castle and put for now in a dungen. Back to where Jordan was there was another boy running up the road and stopped as he stood by Jordan.

"O_O; Rayvon!? HERE TOO YOU GOTTA FIND ME?! _"

Rayvon caught his breath, "I'm.... The... Black... Tin... Man.... I think.. Yo, look at this Weed! XD"

"Oh, damnit why'd the writer have to bring you in this?" Jordan frowned resting his head on his hand.

"It was either me or dat Duo Maxwell guy." Rayvon said as they now had to get the Bondage Pastry.

End? ;D Uh Huh, you wish... XD