This is a continuation of my friend, Joan of Arc's story Too
Late Tonight. I know I did this for FFX too! This time it's ffIX in my
really big house, and my parents are mysteriously missing again. So I'm
alone with my grandmother (again) and thanks to Joan, I have to take care
of the FFIX crew because of an apparent inconviniance that the guys
caused.........Anyway so no I'm stuck with the entire cast. By the way I
don't own FFIX, Squaresoft does and I'm happy to say their power is working
fine so please don't sue me!!!
Really Really REALLY REALLY Too Late Tonight
" I cannot believe this! I sooo can't believe this!! It's impossible to believe!!!!!!!!" Garnet was muttering as they waited on the front step of Lady Garnet's house.( better known as Lady G., Lady G. A., Lady, Lady Garnet Arwenia Lane Yunaleska Christine, Summonor of Old New York, but mostly as Lady G.) Since Joan of Arc had gotten pissed off at them and thrown them to her slightly psychotic, Kuja obsessed, tempermental and hotheaded friend who had a reputation for paring Garnet with Kuja. It wasn't a good idea to send her and Kuja to this girl's house. But otherwise, she was much better than Kamali, who had a lot of personalities.
" Well," Zidane said "whose going to knock? I don't think it should be me cause she doesn't like me alot. Maybe Kuja?"
" Ok sure, I'll do it." Kuja said. " I've always been a charmer with the ladies."
Stiener laughed. " Not this lady. She's a bit shrewed, and very, very, very tempermental. Don't say anything that might tick her off. From the things I heard, she can throw things. But otherewise she's very nice and polite, if she likes you." ( I know I called myself shrewed. I kinda am, but not as bad as Joan.) Kuja gulped, made sure he looked cool, and knocked on the door. Lady G. was typing away on her computer (another story) and trying to memorize lines from a play. She got up to avoid her very, very, very shrewed grandmother yelling at her and went to the door. She threw it opened to see a varity of FFIX people. Kuja was standing up front.
" OK people 1,2,3......" They all said in unison.
" Lady G., can we stay at your house??" Lady G. groaned and screamed
" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Kuja put his foot in the door.
" Now my dear, Lady G., great actress, great singer, your friend has kicked us out-"
" And I'm sure she had good reason. Good BYE!!" Kuja didn't move his foot.
" No, no, no, no! It was just a mishap! A silly little harmless prank! Well, anyhow, she blew a gasket and sent us all
over here. We were going to clean the mess up but we know how much you adore us! And you're soooo much more fun!!!Now couldn't you do this as a teeny little favor for me??? Please??" Lady G. thought about it. Now having Kuja over would be interesting.........NO WAY!!!
!!
"Hold! I'm going to call Joan and see if she can take you back in." Lady G. ran upstairs to the kitchen and angrily while muttering phrases such but not only as &(&^%$%^%#^&^&()^*&%&^$$#&^*&(*^^Y&*%#$##&(*), dialed her best friend's number. Nishele ansewered the phone.
" Hell-"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY SENDING THE WHOLE FREAKIN FFIX CREW HERE???????!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HECK IS YOUR PROBLEM??? DO YOU THINK I'M MADE OF MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET THEM OUT NOW!!!!!! I'M GOING TO SOOOOO KILLL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
" Umm is this Lady G.?????"
" DUHHHH!!!!!!!!! WHY DO I ALWAYS GET STUCK WITH THEM???????? I MIGHT AS WELL BUY SQUARESOFT!!!"Lady G.screamed into the phone.
" DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THEY DID TO MY HOUSE!!!!!! I NEEDED THEM OUT!!!!!! OR ELSE I WOULD HAVE TO SIT BACK AND WATCH KUJA DESTROY MY HOUSE !!!!!!!!! C'mon please????" " Why can't K-clan take them in??"
" OK, one she lives in an apartment and second SHE HAS MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES!!!!!!! Plus I thought you loved other planets and all that stuff!! Kuja's an alien!!!"
" Ummm no Joan, I don't and he's the Angel of Death!!!!!"
" OK!! I gotta go, it's just for a few days until Squaresoft gets the power back on! OK bye!"
"JOAN!!!! NOOO!!! Don't hang up!!!" (click) Sometimes she thought that she should just put a sign on her door saying "NO MORE FF CHARACTERS!!!!" Then again, that might not work cause some of them were so stupid that they probably would'nt get it and go in anyway. Then she'd just have a bunch of FF characters around! Anyway, Lady G. ran downstairs and threw open the door.
" OK!!! FINE!!!!!! You guys can st
ay!!!"
" Yay!!!!" Everyone screamed. Then they all proceded to run upstairs in a mob.
" Hey wait!!!! Hold on!!! I still have to go over the rules!" Zidane was fractically whispering "co-ed co-ed"
" NO! Zidane it's not going to be co-ed! I'm not stupid!!! Anyways, 1st room Garnet,Mikoto, Beatrix, Freya, and Eiko. 2nd room, Zidane, Kuja, Vivi, Stiener, Garland, and Amarant. Third room, , Queen Brahne and Quina. If any boys sneak out into the girls I'll be sooo mad! Anyway you people can go to your rooms while I go downstairs and explain this to my grandma.
Girl's room
" I hate this!!! I can't believe Lady G. won't let us stay with the boys! They wouldn't do anything, except maybe for Kuja cause he's obsessed with me! But I thought he'd probably bother Lady G. cause we're practically twins! Darn it!! Sometimes Lady G.'s sooo sweet and nice but other times she's mean!" Dagger (it's easier for me to call her Dagger cause my name's Garnet too) Garnet was fluffing up the pillow. She had gotten the big bed by playing rocks, paper,siccors a million times. Mikoto was sharing a cot with Eiko, and Beatrix had another cot put up which she was sharing with Freya. They were all talking about staying over and how unfair it was that they couldn't room with the boys.
" Your magesty, she is right though,. Even though I would have liked to been in the same room as Steiner, but girls mustn't stay with the boys. Lady G. is a very respectable girl for seperating the boys and girls." Beatrix was making her cot bed up.
" OOOOOO!! Beatrix has a booyfriend! Beatrix has a booyfriend!" Eiko started to chant. Mikoto started giggling and Dagger was laughing. Even Freya had a smile on her face. Beatrix was just blushing furiously. Eiko started another chant.
" Beatrix and Stiener sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Beatrix with the baby carriage!" The rest of them started to chant too.
" OK, OK, Stop already!!!" Beatrix threw a pillow at Eiko. Eiko ducked and the pillow hit Mikoto. Mikoto picked up a pillow and threw it at Beatrix. Then Dagger picked up her pillow and threw it at Freya, who was watching all this with a frown. The pillow knocked the frown off her face. She picked up her pillow and hurled it with all her might at Dagger who pulled Eiko in front of it. Soon there were feathers everywhere!
" Uh oh......" Mikoto whispered. They all took one look at eachother and ran screaming down the hallway "We didn't do it!! We didn't do it!!!"
Boys room
" So what'dya guys wanna do??" Zidane asked. Kuja was sitting next to Zidane mumbling on how he hated to have to share with his brother. Garland was on his "personal cot" which he invented and brought to all Squaresoft power faliures. Fratly and Amarant were sitting on their cots. Amarant was annoying the hell out of Fratly by saying " I know more than you do, I know more than you do," Fratly was punching Amarant and going "Stop hitting yourself, Stop hitting yourself". Vivi was sitting quitly on the cot he was sharing with Stiener. (awww vivi's sooo adorable. maybe I'll keep him!!!)
" I don't know, dear brother. How about I throw you from this window and see if you can land on your feet?" Kuja said sarcastically with one of his oh so adorable little smiles.
" Shut up! At least I look like a guy!" Zidane screamed. Kuja stood up and started to cast Ultima when Lady G. *magically* appearead and said
" No magic!" *poof* This left the guys sweatdropping.
" Umm ooookkk, how about we go play a little trick on the girls?" Amarant suggested.
" Oh my, a prank on the ladies, what a genuinly original idea!" Kuja exclaimed.
" If you think it's a good idea, pretty boy, then I take it back." Kuja tried to jump on Amarant but was pulled off by Garland.
" So this is what we're going to do, first we need some food items, then some paint, and some oatmeal........"
You've read my chapter
my story you've seen
So please review
Or else you're really mean!
hehe dumb poem I know but please review!!!!!!! I need reviews or I'll die (dramatic faint, crickits) anyway just review my story! I swear to review yours!!!!!
Really Really REALLY REALLY Too Late Tonight
" I cannot believe this! I sooo can't believe this!! It's impossible to believe!!!!!!!!" Garnet was muttering as they waited on the front step of Lady Garnet's house.( better known as Lady G., Lady G. A., Lady, Lady Garnet Arwenia Lane Yunaleska Christine, Summonor of Old New York, but mostly as Lady G.) Since Joan of Arc had gotten pissed off at them and thrown them to her slightly psychotic, Kuja obsessed, tempermental and hotheaded friend who had a reputation for paring Garnet with Kuja. It wasn't a good idea to send her and Kuja to this girl's house. But otherwise, she was much better than Kamali, who had a lot of personalities.
" Well," Zidane said "whose going to knock? I don't think it should be me cause she doesn't like me alot. Maybe Kuja?"
" Ok sure, I'll do it." Kuja said. " I've always been a charmer with the ladies."
Stiener laughed. " Not this lady. She's a bit shrewed, and very, very, very tempermental. Don't say anything that might tick her off. From the things I heard, she can throw things. But otherewise she's very nice and polite, if she likes you." ( I know I called myself shrewed. I kinda am, but not as bad as Joan.) Kuja gulped, made sure he looked cool, and knocked on the door. Lady G. was typing away on her computer (another story) and trying to memorize lines from a play. She got up to avoid her very, very, very shrewed grandmother yelling at her and went to the door. She threw it opened to see a varity of FFIX people. Kuja was standing up front.
" OK people 1,2,3......" They all said in unison.
" Lady G., can we stay at your house??" Lady G. groaned and screamed
" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Kuja put his foot in the door.
" Now my dear, Lady G., great actress, great singer, your friend has kicked us out-"
" And I'm sure she had good reason. Good BYE!!" Kuja didn't move his foot.
" No, no, no, no! It was just a mishap! A silly little harmless prank! Well, anyhow, she blew a gasket and sent us all
over here. We were going to clean the mess up but we know how much you adore us! And you're soooo much more fun!!!Now couldn't you do this as a teeny little favor for me??? Please??" Lady G. thought about it. Now having Kuja over would be interesting.........NO WAY!!!
!!
"Hold! I'm going to call Joan and see if she can take you back in." Lady G. ran upstairs to the kitchen and angrily while muttering phrases such but not only as &(&^%$%^%#^&^&()^*&%&^$$#&^*&(*^^Y&*%#$##&(*), dialed her best friend's number. Nishele ansewered the phone.
" Hell-"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY SENDING THE WHOLE FREAKIN FFIX CREW HERE???????!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HECK IS YOUR PROBLEM??? DO YOU THINK I'M MADE OF MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET THEM OUT NOW!!!!!! I'M GOING TO SOOOOO KILLL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
" Umm is this Lady G.?????"
" DUHHHH!!!!!!!!! WHY DO I ALWAYS GET STUCK WITH THEM???????? I MIGHT AS WELL BUY SQUARESOFT!!!"Lady G.screamed into the phone.
" DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THEY DID TO MY HOUSE!!!!!! I NEEDED THEM OUT!!!!!! OR ELSE I WOULD HAVE TO SIT BACK AND WATCH KUJA DESTROY MY HOUSE !!!!!!!!! C'mon please????" " Why can't K-clan take them in??"
" OK, one she lives in an apartment and second SHE HAS MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES!!!!!!! Plus I thought you loved other planets and all that stuff!! Kuja's an alien!!!"
" Ummm no Joan, I don't and he's the Angel of Death!!!!!"
" OK!! I gotta go, it's just for a few days until Squaresoft gets the power back on! OK bye!"
"JOAN!!!! NOOO!!! Don't hang up!!!" (click) Sometimes she thought that she should just put a sign on her door saying "NO MORE FF CHARACTERS!!!!" Then again, that might not work cause some of them were so stupid that they probably would'nt get it and go in anyway. Then she'd just have a bunch of FF characters around! Anyway, Lady G. ran downstairs and threw open the door.
" OK!!! FINE!!!!!! You guys can st
ay!!!"
" Yay!!!!" Everyone screamed. Then they all proceded to run upstairs in a mob.
" Hey wait!!!! Hold on!!! I still have to go over the rules!" Zidane was fractically whispering "co-ed co-ed"
" NO! Zidane it's not going to be co-ed! I'm not stupid!!! Anyways, 1st room Garnet,Mikoto, Beatrix, Freya, and Eiko. 2nd room, Zidane, Kuja, Vivi, Stiener, Garland, and Amarant. Third room, , Queen Brahne and Quina. If any boys sneak out into the girls I'll be sooo mad! Anyway you people can go to your rooms while I go downstairs and explain this to my grandma.
Girl's room
" I hate this!!! I can't believe Lady G. won't let us stay with the boys! They wouldn't do anything, except maybe for Kuja cause he's obsessed with me! But I thought he'd probably bother Lady G. cause we're practically twins! Darn it!! Sometimes Lady G.'s sooo sweet and nice but other times she's mean!" Dagger (it's easier for me to call her Dagger cause my name's Garnet too) Garnet was fluffing up the pillow. She had gotten the big bed by playing rocks, paper,siccors a million times. Mikoto was sharing a cot with Eiko, and Beatrix had another cot put up which she was sharing with Freya. They were all talking about staying over and how unfair it was that they couldn't room with the boys.
" Your magesty, she is right though,. Even though I would have liked to been in the same room as Steiner, but girls mustn't stay with the boys. Lady G. is a very respectable girl for seperating the boys and girls." Beatrix was making her cot bed up.
" OOOOOO!! Beatrix has a booyfriend! Beatrix has a booyfriend!" Eiko started to chant. Mikoto started giggling and Dagger was laughing. Even Freya had a smile on her face. Beatrix was just blushing furiously. Eiko started another chant.
" Beatrix and Stiener sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Beatrix with the baby carriage!" The rest of them started to chant too.
" OK, OK, Stop already!!!" Beatrix threw a pillow at Eiko. Eiko ducked and the pillow hit Mikoto. Mikoto picked up a pillow and threw it at Beatrix. Then Dagger picked up her pillow and threw it at Freya, who was watching all this with a frown. The pillow knocked the frown off her face. She picked up her pillow and hurled it with all her might at Dagger who pulled Eiko in front of it. Soon there were feathers everywhere!
" Uh oh......" Mikoto whispered. They all took one look at eachother and ran screaming down the hallway "We didn't do it!! We didn't do it!!!"
Boys room
" So what'dya guys wanna do??" Zidane asked. Kuja was sitting next to Zidane mumbling on how he hated to have to share with his brother. Garland was on his "personal cot" which he invented and brought to all Squaresoft power faliures. Fratly and Amarant were sitting on their cots. Amarant was annoying the hell out of Fratly by saying " I know more than you do, I know more than you do," Fratly was punching Amarant and going "Stop hitting yourself, Stop hitting yourself". Vivi was sitting quitly on the cot he was sharing with Stiener. (awww vivi's sooo adorable. maybe I'll keep him!!!)
" I don't know, dear brother. How about I throw you from this window and see if you can land on your feet?" Kuja said sarcastically with one of his oh so adorable little smiles.
" Shut up! At least I look like a guy!" Zidane screamed. Kuja stood up and started to cast Ultima when Lady G. *magically* appearead and said
" No magic!" *poof* This left the guys sweatdropping.
" Umm ooookkk, how about we go play a little trick on the girls?" Amarant suggested.
" Oh my, a prank on the ladies, what a genuinly original idea!" Kuja exclaimed.
" If you think it's a good idea, pretty boy, then I take it back." Kuja tried to jump on Amarant but was pulled off by Garland.
" So this is what we're going to do, first we need some food items, then some paint, and some oatmeal........"
You've read my chapter
my story you've seen
So please review
Or else you're really mean!
hehe dumb poem I know but please review!!!!!!! I need reviews or I'll die (dramatic faint, crickits) anyway just review my story! I swear to review yours!!!!!