A Day in the Life of the Fellowship
Meriboat Brandiondarocks
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters. Shampoo belongs to Rumiko Takahashi.
Author's Note: For those of you who don't know, Shampoo is an Amazon from Ranma ½. I think Moose may also be making an appearance (another Amazon. He is skilled in hidden weapons). Please Read and Review
Aragorn Gains a Fan
"For the love of shampoo, Gimli, would you stop screaming!" Aragorn yelled. Just then, to the trauma of the Fellowship (especially Aragorn) a person jumped out of the trees and ran toward Aragorn.
"You love Shampoo?" The woman said "Shampoo love you too!" She said in her very BAD English.
Aragorn just stood there with his mouth open staring in shock as Shampoo latched on to him. Aragorn felt his lungs straining.
"Nice color." Boromir commented at the lovely shade of blue that Aragorn was turning.
"Looks like Aragorn finally got a fan." Legolas sneered.
Aragorn heard both of these comments over Shampoo's talk of marriage and children (A/N Poor Aragorn). So after much struggling he got free from Shampoo and rewarded Legolas by knocking him out. The rest of the Fellowship just watched as Legolas fell to the ground.
Eventually the fellowship (even Legolas) sat down to eat, with the exception of Aragorn, who was busy elsewhere (A/N NOT THAT WAY!!!). Just as everyone had finished eating and Gandalf had started smoking his pipe. Aragorn ran screaming out of the woods followed closely by Shampoo.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!! PEREGRIN TOOK IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!" He screamed.
"He didn't have anything to do with this." Gandalf said blowing a smoke ring into the air.
After Shampoo had finally chased Aragorn into a tree and Gandalf had managed to coax him down the fellowship left the campsite. Gandalf led, followed by Legolas, Aragorn and Shampoo (who was clinging to Aragorn), Gimli, Boromir, Frodo, Sam, Merry and then Pippin who led Bill the Pony.
"Shampoo I really wish that you would stop clinging to me. It's very hard to walk. Besides I can't marry you, I'm engaged to someone else." Aragorn was saying.
"Who you engaged to? Not Shampoo? But you say you love Shampoo." Shampoo said somewhat angrily.
Legolas, who can't figure out when it would be a good time to shut- up, decided to make another snide comment to Aragorn. He turned to Aragorn and said: "So Aragorn, are you going to drop Arwen? "
"What so you can marry her?" Aragorn said his temper flaring " She's my fiancé! Besides you're too girlish to marry her!"
"You're just jealous of my elven sophistication and grace." Legolas said flipping his hair behind his shoulder, blonde style. Then he turned around and TRIED to walk. He failed miserably because while he had been talking to Aragorn a huge tree root had crept up in front of him. His foot became lodged in the tree root and he fell.
"Ooops! Gravity works, Legolas." Aragorn said trying to restrain his laughter. Legolas stood up and dusted off his clothes with the intent of hurting Aragorn severely but instead he ended up falling once again when his foot ended up in a hole. Then, much to Aragorn's amusement, tumbled uncontrollably down a steep hill which was covered with sharp rocks. Then, as if his fall wasn't humiliating enough, he landed in a ditch of stuff that no one would want to identify.
Legolas, then began to cry like a two year old who had lost his favorite Power Ranger.
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Meriboat: Well I'm finished. If there is anything you want to happen to any of the fellowship please let me know and I'll try to write it into this story. Thank you (
Meriboat Brandiondarocks
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters. Shampoo belongs to Rumiko Takahashi.
Author's Note: For those of you who don't know, Shampoo is an Amazon from Ranma ½. I think Moose may also be making an appearance (another Amazon. He is skilled in hidden weapons). Please Read and Review
Aragorn Gains a Fan
"For the love of shampoo, Gimli, would you stop screaming!" Aragorn yelled. Just then, to the trauma of the Fellowship (especially Aragorn) a person jumped out of the trees and ran toward Aragorn.
"You love Shampoo?" The woman said "Shampoo love you too!" She said in her very BAD English.
Aragorn just stood there with his mouth open staring in shock as Shampoo latched on to him. Aragorn felt his lungs straining.
"Nice color." Boromir commented at the lovely shade of blue that Aragorn was turning.
"Looks like Aragorn finally got a fan." Legolas sneered.
Aragorn heard both of these comments over Shampoo's talk of marriage and children (A/N Poor Aragorn). So after much struggling he got free from Shampoo and rewarded Legolas by knocking him out. The rest of the Fellowship just watched as Legolas fell to the ground.
Eventually the fellowship (even Legolas) sat down to eat, with the exception of Aragorn, who was busy elsewhere (A/N NOT THAT WAY!!!). Just as everyone had finished eating and Gandalf had started smoking his pipe. Aragorn ran screaming out of the woods followed closely by Shampoo.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!! PEREGRIN TOOK IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!" He screamed.
"He didn't have anything to do with this." Gandalf said blowing a smoke ring into the air.
After Shampoo had finally chased Aragorn into a tree and Gandalf had managed to coax him down the fellowship left the campsite. Gandalf led, followed by Legolas, Aragorn and Shampoo (who was clinging to Aragorn), Gimli, Boromir, Frodo, Sam, Merry and then Pippin who led Bill the Pony.
"Shampoo I really wish that you would stop clinging to me. It's very hard to walk. Besides I can't marry you, I'm engaged to someone else." Aragorn was saying.
"Who you engaged to? Not Shampoo? But you say you love Shampoo." Shampoo said somewhat angrily.
Legolas, who can't figure out when it would be a good time to shut- up, decided to make another snide comment to Aragorn. He turned to Aragorn and said: "So Aragorn, are you going to drop Arwen? "
"What so you can marry her?" Aragorn said his temper flaring " She's my fiancé! Besides you're too girlish to marry her!"
"You're just jealous of my elven sophistication and grace." Legolas said flipping his hair behind his shoulder, blonde style. Then he turned around and TRIED to walk. He failed miserably because while he had been talking to Aragorn a huge tree root had crept up in front of him. His foot became lodged in the tree root and he fell.
"Ooops! Gravity works, Legolas." Aragorn said trying to restrain his laughter. Legolas stood up and dusted off his clothes with the intent of hurting Aragorn severely but instead he ended up falling once again when his foot ended up in a hole. Then, much to Aragorn's amusement, tumbled uncontrollably down a steep hill which was covered with sharp rocks. Then, as if his fall wasn't humiliating enough, he landed in a ditch of stuff that no one would want to identify.
Legolas, then began to cry like a two year old who had lost his favorite Power Ranger.
***
Meriboat: Well I'm finished. If there is anything you want to happen to any of the fellowship please let me know and I'll try to write it into this story. Thank you (