A new era has begun. The evil Fruit Loop everyone had feared is destroyed. A new enemy has been born. The cereals of the world are getting revenge on us for eating them. The year, After Colony 195. Cereals have been appearing in various places, gaining revenge on those who ate them. Their target is mostly Duo Maxwell, Gundam Pilot 02, The God of Death, Deathscythe HELL Custom. Duo's love for cereal has encouraged the cereals to go to the next limit and destroying mankind. "I am FrooLooFrieza!" FrooLooFrieza, a fused Frieza and The Evil Fruit Loop, had wreaked havoc on the group. Earlier, The Sailor Scouts, including Sailor Peacecraft(Relena), had fought with the group as the rest of the Z Fighters had showed up. They have met new friends, Van, Allen, and Li Showron. They have defeated FrooLooFrieza and now have a new enemy, The Cocoa Puff, or is it an enemy?
Chapter 3:
"Seven Periods Confirmed"
"What's this?" asked Davis. "It's...umm..I have no idea." Said Izzy. "Well, let's taste it." Said Joe. Joe took a bit of the pile of junk. "Its, fruity.." said Joe. "Really, Is it good?" asked Matt. "Yes! Extremely." Said Joe. Cody took a bite. "It appears to be, Fruit Loops." Said Cody. "Fruit Loops?" asked Joe. "That explains the fruitiness." Said Tai. "Shh, that doesn't sound right." Said Wallace. "Let's go on." Said Joe. They walked off.
"It's attacking Heero!" yelled Tien. Trunks took his sword. It bursted into flames. "Don't attack him, especially not with sweet chocolatey chocolate!" yelled Trunks. He pulled his sword to his shoulder. There were flames in his eyes. He took off running towards The Cocoa Puff. "Yahhhhhhhhhh!!!!" yelled Trunks. He swung his sword at The Cocoa Puff. He slashed it in half. There was a huge explosion. Cocoa Puff crumbs went flying everywhere. The smoke cleared. "Man!" yelled Wufei. "What?" asked Van. "I got chocolate junk in my eye." Said Wufei. "Riighht.." said Van. "Hey guys, it's not over!" yelled Trunks. There were now two cocoa puffs, twice the size of Trunks. "Yahhh! No more cutting it in half!" yelled Trunks. "Everyone, let's go!" yelled Allen. "Hold on!" yelled Heero. He jumped up on two rocks that were shaped like missiles. He jumped off of them. "Mission Complete." Said Heero. He hit the ground. "What was that for?" asked Relena. "To go along with the act." Said Heero. "Oh.." said Relena. All the sword fighters ran and jumped on top of the bus. The bus drove off. The bus was going at high speeds. "Let's follow, George." Said the Evil Cocoa Puff. They melt into chocolate syrup and soak into the ground and travel through tree roots and stuff like that.
Tai's tie blew in the wind. He stood there looking across an ocean, no way to get around. "How do we get to the other side?" asked Sora. "It's simple, we fly." Said T.K.. "You can't fly, T.J.!" said Davis. "It's T.K.!" yelled Kari. "Alright! Alright!" said Davis. "We can fly!" said T.K. "And we can too, I came up with it, sorta, I saw it in a movie." Said Tai. "Alright, how?" asked Davis. Tai took out an umbrella. "Ever seen Mary Poppins?" asked Tai. "That's a movie, they have special effects you know!" yelled Davis. "You are so dumb, Daisuke." Said Yolei. "Huh?" asked Joe. "I mean..Davis." said Yolei. All of them pulled out an umbrella except for Davis and Cody. "It sounds crazy, but it seems possible." Said Cody. He took out an umbrella. "And just how does it seem possible?" asked Davis. "It happened in the movie, and plus, the wind could go into the inner part of the umbrella and thrust it off." Said Cody. "But where would you go? You can't control it." Said Davis. "Just...do it." Said Cody. They all started to fly into the air. "Wee!" yelled Mimi with joy. "That's impossible!" yelled Davis. He took out an umbrella. He started to fly. "This is insane." Muttered Davis.
Heero started sliding back. Li slammed his sword through the roof. Inside, it cut off some of Amara's hair. "Yah!" yelled Amara. "What was that for?" asked Trunks. "To hold on." Said Li. "Whoa, good idea." Said Trunks. Everyone slammed their sword into the roof. "AHH!" yelled everyone as swords started busting through the roof of the bus. Heero slipped back. "I don't have a sword, I hope you know!" yelled Heero. He slipped off. He fell off. "No! Heero!" yelled Duo. He jumped out the back after him. "Duo, are you crazy?" asked Quatre. All of a sudden, everyone transformed somehow. Wufei was a car. Heero was a cowboy and Duo was a space man.(Get the picture?) Wufei rolled off and Heero and Duo got on. Wufei turned around and started speeding towards the bus. Heero and Duo rode on Wufei. They rode up to the bus. "Go Trunks!" yelled Van. Trunks stretched out like a slinky(he is a slinky). He tried to grab Heero's hand, but missed. He reached for it again. He got it. "Wufei is running out of batteries!" yelled Heero. "No!" yelled Duo. Wufei started to slow down. Trunks stretched out. "Ow! Ow!" yelled Trunks. He stretched out. "I never actually liked that movie." Said Allen. "Huh?" asked Van. "Toy Story, it got all my nerves, the whole thing with Tom Hanks and Tim Allen, I just didn't like it." Said Allen. "Oh." Said Van. "Let's just solve this the easy way." Said Van. He ran off. "Huh?" asked Allen. "We don't have time." Said Trunks. He flew over to Heero and Duo and picked them up and flew back to the bus. "Alright." Said Trunks.
The Digi-Destined all landed on the ground. Everyone put away their umbrellas. "Now do you see that it is possible to fly?" asked Tai. "Not really, I told myself to believe that it's just really expensive special effects." Said Davis. "You need to be quiet." Said Yolei. "Don't be mean to Daisuke, he just doesn't know what he's talking about." Said Wallace as he wrapped his arms around Davis and hugged him. Everyone took a step back. "What?" asked Wallace and Davis. All of a sudden Davis and Wallace sinked a bit deeper into the ground. "Huh?" asked Davis. "The ground is damp." Said Wallace. "So?" asked Izzy. "Well, just a second ago it was as stiff as a rock." Said Wallace. "Your mind is probably just playing tricks on you." Said Izzy. "No, Really! Come take a look." Said Wallace. Wallace and Davis stepped away from the dampness. Izzy walked over to it. Tai and Matt went up to him and also looked. Matt brushed his hair out of his face. Izzy felt of the ground. "It definitely is damp." Said Izzy. "Maybe Davis wet the ground." Said T.K. "SHUT UP T.A.!" said Davis. All of a sudden a chocolate hand came up out of the ground and grabbed Izzy, pulling him back under. "Izzy?" asked Joe. He ran over to the hole where Izzy went through. "I'm going in." Said Joe. Gomamon blew a horn. "Dun Dah Dah Dun!" played Gomamon's horn. Joe was in a diving suit. He dived into the ground. "He is mental." Said Tai.
Izzy slammed through all the sand and gravel. He slammed into the ground, which was underground. He got up. "Ow, what happened?" asked Izzy. "I am underground, but how?" asked Izzy. He went over to the wall and moved his hand across the smooth dinosaur fossil. "Prodigious!" said Izzy.
Heero and Duo stumbled to their feet. "I feel weak, yet light as air." Said Duo. "You do?" asked Heero as the two walked to the front of the top of the bus. "I feel I can fly!" said Duo as Heero picked him up and held him on the rail of the boat. "Then fly!" yelled Heero. Duo Flew into the air. "I'm flying! I'm really flying!" said Duo. "But humans can't fly." Said Speed Racer watching him from inside the bus. "They can't?" asked Duo. Speed shook his head. Duo fell to the ground. Speed kept driving, although he saw Duo. He stepped on the brakes. "It won't work!" said Speed. "The jump button!" said Ryoko. Speed pushed it. "IT WON'T WORK!" yelled Speed. The bus was about to hit Duo when a Giant chocolate blob came out and swallowed Duo and went back into the earth's crust. Speed tried the brakes again. The bus skidded to a stop. "Oh! I was stepping on the accelerate pedal! Silly me." Said Speed. "Well in memory of Duo, let's listen to some music." Said Speed. The sides of the bus opened up as a stage with surround sound speakers. "Who Let The Dogs Out?" sang Heero. Trowa, Wufei, and Quatre woofed 4 times. "Who Let The Dogs Out?" sang Speed. Racer X, Chim Chim and Spritle woofed 4 times. They all danced.
Duo slammed into the ground. "I sprang my ankle!" yelled Duo. Izzy walked up to Duo. "Who are you?" asked Izzy. "I sprang my ankle!" yelled Duo in pain. "Oh, hello Mr. I Sprang My Ankle." Said Izzy. "How did you get down here?" asked Izzy. "I sprang my ankle!" yelled Duo. "You sprang your ankle? Well I was checking out a damp spot in the ground that was hard as rock a while ago and a chocolate hand came out and grabbed me, pulling me into the ground." Said Izzy. "I sprang my ankle!" shouted Duo.
"Will you have this dance?" asked Trowa. "Alright." Said Catherine. Catherine took Trowa's hand. They started to dance. All the girls were fighting to dance with Tenchi. Li looked around. He stood there with his sword in his hand. The wind blew past his face. "Would you like to dance?" asked Sasami. Li looked to her. "Excuse me?" asked Li. "Would you like to dance?" asked Sasami. "Do you think I have time when I could be doing..uhh..oh..okay!" said Li. Li and Sasami danced.
"What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more." Sang Zechs as he turned around from the bar drinking. "What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more." Sang Otto as he turned around from the bar drinking. "I don't know, your not there, I give you my love but you don't care. What is right? What is wrong? Give me a sign." Sang Vegeta as he turned around from the bar drinking. "What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more." Sang the three. "Shut up, you can't sing worth Al Gore." Said a disguised man. "Can he even sing?" asked Zechs. "What about Cheney?" asked Otto. "What about Lieberman?" asked Vegeta. "Or Nader?" asked a man behind them. "I don't know." Said the disguised man. "Who are you? You look like some disguised man!" said Vegeta. "Not a man, a cell." Said The disguised man. "A cell?" asked Vegeta. "That's right, a CELL!" yelled Cell as he took off the disguise. "I AM CELL AND I WILL SUCK UP ALL OF YOUR CHAMPAGNE AND STUFF LIKE THAT TO BECOME MY TRUE ULTIMATE FORM, DRUNK CELL!!!" yelled Cell. Vegeta rolled his eyes. Cell turned around. "More whiskey." Said Cell.
"There's one thing missing." Said Tien. "What's that?" asked Goku. "A disco ball." Said Tien. "No problem!" said Goku. He formed a spirit bomb and threw it in the air. "There's our disco ball." Said Goku. Tien split into 3 and started doing the robot.
"What was it that was brown?" asked Cody. Tai looked at the entrails of the monster that grabbed Izzy. "Joe's not here to taste it, who will?" asked Tai. "I will." Said T.K. He went over to the entrails and dipped his finger into it. He slowly set it in his mouth. "It's...crunchy." said T.K. "And?" asked Matt. "Chocolatey!" said T.K. "What's crunchy and chocolatey?" asked Tai. "Crunch Bar." Said Mimi. "Yeah." Said Davis. "Then it must be made from Hershey's Real Chocolate." Said Kari. They walked off thinking of the answer.
"I have to get to Izzy before he is swallowed up by the brown monsters of hell." Said Joe. "So, how old are you?" asked Izzy. "I sprang my ankle!" yelled Duo crying now. "Ah, I see. You must have a hard life." Said Izzy. "Was your father in World War Two?" asked Izzy. "I sprang my ankle!" yelled Duo shedding tears. "Don't cry, I know it must be hard." Said Izzy. Sand and Gravel started falling from the ceiling. All of a sudden Joe popped out and hit the ground. "Hello Joe, meet Mr. I Sprang My Ankle." Said Izzy. "Hi Mr. I Sprang My Ankle!" said Joe. "I sprang my ankle." Said Duo hanging on by one last thread.
The dance floor drove down the pathway. "This is too hard!" yelled Davis. "But if you want to succeed in making your dream of being on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?' come true, you have to try harder!" said Veemon. "What's that?" asked Matt looking ahead at a dance floor on wheels coming at them. "Is that what I think it is?" asked Mimi in excitement. "A Dance Floor!" said Davis. It drove up to them. They just stood there. Speed looked and saw them. "Oh crud!" yelled Speed. He went over to the steering wheel and hit the pedal. "It won't work!" yelled Speed. "Oh! Get out of the way!" yelled Piccolo. He ran over and grabbed the wheel. He stepped on the pedal. "Hey! Save us from the runaway bus, Greymon!" yelled Tai. "Agumon digivolve to Greymon!" yelled Greymon. "Huh?" asked Piccolo as the car went skidding and stopped right in Davis's face. "I got it! Real Hershey's Chocolate!" said Davis looking at a Hershey's Chocolate Ad on the side of the bus. Everyone got out except for Tenchi and Goku. They stayed in to watch them from the inside. The group walked off with the digi-destined to tell them they were sorry. They got out of sight. "Guess it's just you and me." Said Tenchi leaning back in his seat. "Yeah." Said Goku. He looked over at a glass of water. There were tiny ripples in the water. "Huh?" asked Goku. (Boom) (Boom) It started to rain. Tenchi put on some night vision goggles he found in the back. He looked out the rear window. "Wow! This is cool! You should check this out!" said Tenchi. "Goku?" asked Tenchi getting up and going to Goku. He looked to the glass of water with ripples in it. "Oh my.." said Tenchi.
"I'm so sorry! We didn't mean to!" said Trunks. "It's okay! You solved our problem of what came out of the ground and grabbed Izzy." Said Davis. "What?" asked Li. "Real Hershey's Chocolate Syrup." Said T.K. "YOU SAW IT TOO?" asked Wufei. "Yes, it was horrible." Said Kari. "We have to get the Evil Cocoa Puffs!" said Ryoko.
A giant white figure landed on the ground. It was Escaflowne. "Ahaha! Now let's help Heero and Duo!" laughed Van. He looked around. "Where is everyone?" asked Van. He just saw chocolate droppings scattered around. He hopped out of Escaflowne. "Huh?" asked Van as he dipped his finger in. He tasted it. "Yum!" said Van. All of a sudden a chocolate blob came out of the ground and grabbed Van and pulled him back under. He smashed through the ceiling. He hit the ground. "Hey! Hello everyone, I never knew there was a party." Said Van as he saw Joe and Izzy standing together and Duo on the ground in pain. "Why hello there, I'm Izzy and this is Joe." Said Izzy. "I'm Van Fanal." Said Van. They stared at each other. "Who's he?" asked Van. "That's Mr. I Sprang My Ankle." Said Joe. "Hi, Mr. I Sprang My Ankle!" said Van.
"But why?" asked Tenchi. "I don't know." Said Goku. Tenchi took off the night vision goggles. The lightning flashed and there was the shadow of a dinosaur in the rain. "NO!" yelled Goku. "Just stay still." Said Tenchi. It was Greymon. Greymon went over to the bus and pushed it over upside down, the windows cracked in pieces. "AHHH!" yelled Tenchi and Goku. Heero saw them. He got an idea, he took Wufei and set him on fire. He ran out by Greymon. "Come get me you dinosaur!" yelled Heero with the flaming Wufei in his hand. "Ahhh!" screamed Wufei. Greymon turned around. He roared at him. "I don't want to act out the whole scene, so lets get to the point." Said Greymon. He knocked the bus off the cliff and into a tree." Huh?" asked Heero. "But One of them is supposed to get out, I think it's Goku!" said Heero. "Fine!" said Greymon. Goku appeared. They flew down. Heero set Goku down. "I'll be back." Said Heero. He climbed up the tree to the bus. He opened up the door and looked in. He looked to Tenchi. "I threw up." Said Tenchi. "That's okay." Said Heero. He reached over to grab him and accidently hit the steering wheel. The bus fell a bit. He got Tenchi out. "Can you climb?" asked Heero. "Yes." Said Tenchi. "YOUR SUPPOSED TO SAY NO!" said Heero. "Oh, No." Said Tenchi. "Well you have to learn, and fast!" said Heero. They started climbing down the tree. The bus fell. It hit a branch right above them and stopped. "GO! TENCHI! GO!" said Heero. They climbed down and hit the ground. The bus fell down and smashed into the ground. It started to fall over. They ran and ducked. The bus fell over and they were not hit. They went through the sunroof.
"I sprang my ankle!" yelled Duo in pain. "Let's take away that pain, ne?" asked a creature in the darkness. It was Sonny, the Cocoa Puff mascot. He held a bloody axe in his hand. "What are you?" asked Tenchi. "I'm Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!" said Sonny. "State your info!" yelled Duo. "Sonny, the Cocoa Puff Cereal Mascot. I am a bird that is in love with chocolate." Said Sonny. "Really?" asked Joe. "Yes! Duy!" said Sonny. Sonny took the axe and started to swing it at Duo. "Don't hurt Mr. I Sprang My Ankle!" yelled Izzy. He got in the way. "Get back!" yelled Sonny as he took 4 knives. He threw them at Izzy. Two knives held him by his shirt, and the other two by his pants. "Yah!" yelled Izzy. "You hurt Izzy and Mr. I Sprang My Ankle!" yelled Joe. His hair started to blink golden. His eyes practically were rolling into the back of his head. "YAAHHHHH!!!" shouted Joe. His glasses broke. Fire blasted all around him. Electricity surged all over his body. His clothes slowly started to rip. His hair grew out long. "AHH!" yelled Joe. His hair grew really fast and it was long and golden. "He's a legendary Super Saiyan!" yelled Duo. "So you want the hard way?" asked Sonny. His hair started to blink golden. His eyes practically were rolling into the back of his head. "YAAHHHHH!!!" shouted Sonny. Fire blasted all around him. Electricity surged all over his body. His clothes slowly started to rip. His hair grew out long. "AHH!" yelled Sonny. His hair grew out really fast and it was long and golden. "Another Super Saiyan?" asked Duo. "Nuh uh uh! Super Saiyan Three!" yelled Joe holding out 3 fingers in his cute little way. "Let's get this battle going." Yelled Sonny. They charged at each other and started punching and kicking each other repeatedly. Duo got up. "Don't go getting yourself killed, Joe." Said Duo. "The God of Death is back!" yelled Duo. He jumped up through the ceiling. He blasted through the dirt n' stuff. "I wanna be super saiyan!" whined Van.
"What happened here?" asked Amara. Looking around at the broken car parts. Michelle went over and looked over the cliff. "Is it possible they could've fallen off?" asked Michelle. "I don't know. Let's go check! We'll be right back, guys." Said Amara. "Okie doke." Said Gabumon. "Well, there's the bus. But, no one is here. " said Michelle. All of a sudden Duo shot out of the ground and into the air in front of everyone. He flipped into the air. He came down and landed on his foot. "MY ANKLE!" yelled Duo. "Let's help him!" said Krillin. Krillin and Yamcha went and picked him up. "Where would we put him?" asked Tien. "The bus." Said Duo. "It's wrecked." Said Michelle. "Not really, it was a fake." Said Duo. "I told you! Everyone! This is all just special effects! All of it!" yelled Davis. "It's okay." Said Wallace. "Thank you." Said Davis. Duo showed them the real bus. They went and put Duo in it. "This footprint wasn't made too long ago, the creature that made this could still be close by." Said Amara. They went off and looked around for clues. Duo looked at the giant Greymon footprint filled with rain. He saw tiny ripples in the water. "Oh..no.." said Duo. "GUYS!" yelled Duo. Everyone came up to the bus window. "Get in! It's coming!" yelled Duo. Everyone got in the bus. Greymon came out of the trees and started chasing it. "Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!" chanted Duo. They drove off. "Greymon! It's Greymon!" yelled Tai. They drove through the trees being chased by Greymon.
"Kame.." started Joe. "Fool, you can not defeat me." Said Sonny. "..HAME..." continued Joe. "You are foolish to even try. Go ahead, see what happens." Said Sonny. "..HYAA!!!" finished Joe. He blasted Sonny. Sonny got hit and went flying back against the wall. Sonny stumbled onto his feet and walked up to Joe. "You don't make a good super saiyan." Said Sonny. "I know." Said Joe. "Your a geek and Super Saiyans aren't geeks." Said Sonny. "WHAT?" asked Joe. "Now," said Sonny as he took out a chocolate bazooka. "That's so cheap!" said Joe. "Well the author of this fanfiction couldn't think of anything else good." Said Sonny. "What?" asked the author (me). "You heard what I said!" said Sonny. "Well we could get all together and do a musical act." Said the author. "Okay." Said Sonny. "Now we will all do a musical act with the people who got trapped underground. "Alright," said Duo. They all put on tuxedoes and top hats. They started dancing around. "Start!" said the author.
Duo: Hello my baby, Hello my honey, Hello my right-time gal'!
Tenchi: Send me a kiss by wire, baby my heart's on fire!
Van: If you refuse me, honey you lose me, then you'll be left alone
Izzy and Joe: Oh, baby, Telephone and tell me I'm your own!
"How about another Michigan J. Frog song?" asked Van. "Alright!" said Duo.
Tenchi: I'm just wild about Harry..
Duo: And Harry's just wild about me!
Van: Oh, I'm just wild about Harry..
Izzy: And he's just wild about, can not do without..
Joe: He's just wild about me!
"That was fun." Said Duo. "I wanna end this chapter." Said Tenchi. "You are so mental." Said Sonny. "What did you say?" asked Duo. Sonny took off his suit. He was really a police officer. "You people are mental and need to go to a mental school. Not a mental house, but a mental school, for mental people." Said the policeman. They all teleported to a Mental School. "What's this?" asked Heero. Greymon appeared and fell down, crushing the roof of the school. "This is a mental school, it's a normal school, just with mental people. There are 7 periods, one for each subject. Do you understand?" asked the policeman. Everyone nodded. The policeman went by Kiyone and said something to her. Kiyone shreiked and then turned to Duo. Duo was frowning. "I am not going here! I am not mental!" yelled Duo. Kiyone took out her gun and aimed it at Duo. "You have to! Or I'll lose my job and you will be put in jail." Said Kiyone. "Fine! But if anyone messes with me, Deathscythe comes in." Said Duo. "Whatever." Said Kiyone.
Will there be a mental school after Greymon crushed it?
What happened to the Cocoa Puffs?
Will Kiyone kill Duo?
What the heck is a mental school anyways?
Find out Next Time!