Generations ago, with a great dream for the future... humankind departed from planet earth, seeking a life on space colonies. But as time went by, the World Federation brought the colonies under its control... one after another using its overwhelming military power in the name of peace and justice. The year was After Colony 195. Things have changed in the past few days. The earth has become a battlefield of cereal. At the moment, the world is in the hands of the main team. At any moment, if the team doesn't do something to try to stop this terror, the world could be taken over by Hershey's Syrup. Hershey's Syrup has captured people of the group; or rather The Cocoa Puffs. After a collision with the Digi-Destined, the group goes off to apologize, leaving Tenchi and Goku in the bus all alone. Tenchi and Goku soon discovered that Tai's Greymon was loose and attempted to attack them. Meanwhile, under the ground in the lair of the cocoa puffs, they were dancing to songs. Duo got free of their lair and was held in the back of the bus. Amara and Michelle discovered Greymon was still around. They were chased by Greymon. Soon they ended up at a "Mental School". What the heck is a Mental School?
Chapter 4:
"The Chocolatey Nightmare"
A figure walked down a dusty road of gravel. A sweatdrop fell from his face. "This is tiring." Said Ryoga. "You're telling me!" yelled Ranma catching up to him. Ryoga sighed. "Wasn't there someone else with us?" asked Ranma. "Yeah, but his stupidity annoyed me, so I entrapped him in my...bag...of stuff." Said Ryoga. "Oh." Said Ranma. (Oh! You just can't wait till you find out who is in the bag? Well you'll have to wait!)
"We aren't mental! I mean it! We aren't! Or are we?" asked Duo. "We could be! YOU WILL NEVER KNOW!" yelled Goku. "I can't stand it! Are we mental or are we not?" asked Goku. "Let's find out by looking at the people inside." Said Duo. Everyone ran up to the doors. "Wow, they're humungo!" yelled Tien. "They looked normal from far away." Said Catherine. "Don't let your eyes deceive you." Said Yosho (Tenchi's Grandfather). "Oh great grandfather of Tenchi. How will we find out if we are mental?" asked Wufei. "You must climb to the window at the very top of the doors." Said Yosho. Wufei looked up above the doors. "That's a long way up. I'll try." Said Wufei. Yosho sharpened his eyes. "Do or do not, there is no try." Said Yosho. Wufei closed his eyes and concentrated. "This will be a hard training course. I am adding machine guns and lasers on the sides of the doors to blast at you while you are going up." Said Yosho. A big sweatdrop appeared on Wufei. "Alright." Said Wufei. He concentrated hard. "SHOW ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT!" yelled Wufei. He levitated up the door fastly. He quickly took out his lightsaber and slashed the machine guns and lasers in half. "I may have lost to Treize, but this is a mission I won't fail!" yelled Wufei. He jumped over. His feet landed against the wall. He jumped off slicing all the lasers and machineguns in half. He came up to the last obstacle, The Big Laser Cannon.
Ryoga and Ranma continued traveling down a dusty road. "Dang! My shirt is damp with all this sweat!" yelled Ranma. "Just get used to it." Said Ryoga. They heard some munching going on inside the bag. It started to shake. "Hurry! Take it off your back! It's gonna blow!" yelled Ranma. He took it off Ryoga's back and threw it into the distance. "Get Down!" yelled Ranma. He took Ryoga and jumped down; then he ducked for cover. Ryoga whacked Ranma upside the head. "It's not going to blow! I told you I put someone in there!" said Ryoga. "Oh yeah." Said Ranma. Ryoga walked over to the bag and opened it up. Gourry popped out. He rubbed his head. "Hey! Why'd you do that?" asked Gourry. Ranma walked up. Gourry took a drink of Dr.Pepper. "Ranma here thought you were a bomb. He's almost as dumb as you." Said Ryoga. Gourry spit out his Dr. Pepper into Ranma's face. Ranma was now a girl. "Wow! A hot chick!" yelled Gourry. "What are you drinking?" asked Ryoga. "Dr. Pepper, It is the taste!" said Gourry. "Where'd you get it?" asked Ryoga. "From that bag I was in." Said Gourry. "YOU WERE EATING OUR FOOD? WE ONLY HAVE A LITTLE FOOD LEFT!" yelled Ryoga madly. "Correction, We only have a little food left." Said Gourry. "What? That's what I said!" yelled Ryoga. "You did? Oh yeah! I meant, Correction, We only had a little food left, I ate it all." Said Gourry. "YOU WHAT?!?" Raged Ryoga. Gourry looked back to Ranma, which was not only soaked in sweat, but in Dr. Pepper. "Hmm, maybe if I spit some on whatshisface, He will turn into a hot chick too!" said Gourry. He spit some on Ryoga. He turned into P-chan (A Pig). There was a REALLY big sweat drop on P-Chan. "Now look what you did!" yelled Ranma. "Do you have any hot water of some sort?" asked Ranma. Gourry thought for a moment. "Aha!" said Gourry. He started to unzip hi.. "Hey! Hey! Not that!" yelled Ranma.
Wufei floated there. "How must I destroy it, Great Yosho?" asked Wufei. "Don't ask me, I've never done it before." Said Yosho. "Argghh!" yelled Wufei. He flew at it. All of a sudden everything froze. Everything was red. It was as he was the only thing alive in the world. It was just Wufei and the Laser Cannon. The laser cannon came alive. It laughed really evilly. "Now it's just you, and me!" said the laser cannon in a dark voice. The laser cannon looked over. A big sweat drop appeared on the laser cannon. Wufei was making faces at Heero and Trowa. "What's Wufei doing?" asked Heero. "I'm not sure." Said Trowa. Wufei went over to the laser cannon. He took his lightsaber. The laser cannon charged up a blast. "I will not be defeated!" yelled Wufei. He jumped at it. "It's in your socks, in the toilet, in the cheese that your neighbor is eating next door. The force is all around you!" said Yosho in Wufei's mind. "I understand." Said Wufei. "You are such a loser!" said the Laser Cannon. "WHAT?!?! You weakling! You are the loser! WOMAN!" yelled Wufei. "Can someone tell me what Wufei is doing?" asked Tenchi. "He's talking to himself, don't worry." Said Duo. Wufei jumped at the Laser Cannon. He attempted to slash it. It reflected. He whacked it several times. His lightsaber was no match for it. "Now it's my turn!" said the laser cannon. He blasted at Wufei. "Reflect it with your saber." Said Yosho in his mind. "This guy is really starting to freak me out." Said Yolei. "Alright, Lord Yosho." Said Wufei. He pulled his saber back. Duo started to chant. "Dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun, Dunna dun dun dah dun!" chanted Duo. "CHARGE!" yelled everyone. "And Wufei is up at bat! The Laser Cannon throws the ball." said Yosho. Wufei whacked it away with his lightsaber. "A homerun!" yelled Yosho. Everyone cheered. "Alright, enough of that, let's go in." Said Ryoko. "But I thought we were just looking in the window." Said Ayeka. "We changed out minds!" yelled Ryoko. They opened the door. "It's the Digimon Kaizer!" yelled the Digi-Destined. "The Kaiser Blade? AHHH!" yelled Tenchi's dad. "Your really obsessed with that movie, Sling Blade, aren't you dad?" asked Tenchi. "I won't let you go through!" yelled Tenchi. "I will be joining you!" said Rezo coming down. "It's Rezo!" yelled Goku. "Who's he?" asked Tien. "I don't know." Said Goku." He reminds me of Kagato." Said Tenchi. "You noticed? I will tell everyone now." Said Rezo. "I am Kagato's big brother!" yelled Rezo. "Little brother!" coughed Kagato. "Younger brother, I mean." Said Rezo. Kagato appeared. "You weren't supposed to tell them!" yelled Kagato. Amara raised her hand. Kagato acknowledged her. "Who's Rezo?" asked Amara. Kagato slammed his hand into his face. "Rezo is a guy from Slayers that reminds Tenchi of me, and he is my brother." Said Kagato. "Yeah, what he said." Said Rezo. "He is lying! He is really Rezo's older OLDER brother!" said a creature coming from the distance. "Huh?" asked the two. "It's time for Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?!" said the creature. "I'm your host, Zelgadiss Philben." Said Zelgadiss. "It's time for the Fast Finger." Said Zelgadiss. "Put these letters in the order they come in the alphabet. A, B, C, D." Said Regis. The two were thinking long and hard. "Time's up! The answer was, A, B, C, and D! Here's the fastest time." Said Zelgadiss. Kagato screamed like a girl. "Looks like Kagato is in the hot seat tonight!" said Zelgadiss. "Since there's only one question, Here's the One Million Dollar question." Said Zelgadiss. "Who is Kagato and Rezo's other brother? Is it A. Charlie Brown, B. Alan Shazzar, C. Kuno, or D. Pikachu?" asked Zelgadiss. "I'm not really sure." Said Kagato. "I think I'll go with A." Said Kagato. "Is that your final answer?" asked Zelgadiss. "No, but yes." Said Kagato. "You still have 3 lifelines, but since this is only one question, you can only use one." Said Zelgadiss. "Ask the audience." Said Zelgadiss. "Okay audience, you know what to do." Said Zelgadiss. They waited. "The majority picked Kuno." Said Zelgadiss. "I guess I'll go with Kuno." Said Kagato. "Alright. Is that your final answer?" Asked Zelgadiss. "Yeah." Said Kagato. "Oh, Gee, Gee, I'm sorry, that's not the correct answer. The correct answer, and who you are going to meet in a second was D. Pikachu." Said Zelgadiss. "HUH?" asked Kagato and Rezo at the same time. "Here's Pikachu!" yelled Zelgadiss. "Pika Pika!" said Pikachu. "AHHH!" screamed the two. They ran off into the building grabbing The Digimon Kaizer. "Hmm.." said Zelgadiss. They all watched. "Pikaaaa!!!!" yelled Pikachu.
"May I have that?" asked Cell. "No! It's mine! Ask Zechs!" said Vegeta. "Can I have yours?" asked Cell. "Which one?" asked Zechs. "That one!" said Cell. "Alright." Said Zechs. He handed it to him. Cell drank it. His eyes went into a daze. He started to hiccup randomly. He hiccuped out a bunch of bubbles. They surrounded him. They pressed against his body. It formed a dark bubble around him. "What the?" asked Otto. "This is strange." Said Vegeta. The bubble busted. "NOW! (hiccup) I am (hiccup) Drunk (hiccup) Cell!" yelled Cell. "Everyone! I am going to destroy the Roxbury!" said Drunk Cell. "Kaaaa(hiccup)meeeeeee.." Begun Drunk Cell. "Ack! Let's get out of here!" yelled Otto. "..Haaaaaammmeeeee(hiccup)eeee.." continued Drunk Cell. Vegeta blasted out of the Roxbury. "..HYAAA(hiccup)AAAAAA!!!" yelled Drunk Cell. Energy blasted from his hands and into the middle of the Roxbury. Zechs, Otto, and Vegeta jumped into..wait! "The Tallgeese was stolen!" said Zechs. Vegeta looked up. 'There it is!" yelled Vegeta. "Look!" said Otto. "What?" asked Zechs. "The Epyon!" yelled Otto. "Well, let's get in that one!" yelled Vegeta. They all ran and jumped into it. "We're logged in." Said Zechs. The Epyon blasted off. A window popped up to the side. "Ahahahaha!" said the person. "Who are you?" asked Zechs. "I am getting payback for destroying Professor Oak!" yelled Gary. "Gary Oak!" said Otto. "Who's he?" asked Vegeta. "I don't know." Said Otto. They chased after Gary. The whole Roxbury exploded. Explosions chased the Epyon. "TOO HOT!!" yelled Otto. "Do what you wish." Said Vegeta. The Epyon's cockpit door opened. "Epyon is telling me what my task is." Said Vegeta. "But Vegeta, don't go." Said Zechs. "I must." Said Vegeta. He closed the helmet on Zechs's face. And pushed him away. He flew off. "Heeer...wait..Vegeeettaaa!!!" yelled Zechs. Vegeta went towards the blast.
Wufei finished setting up the bombs around the building. Everyone stood around to watch. Wufei triggered the explosives. (KABLAMMY WAMMMY JAMMY SAMMY FAMMY BAMMY CAMMY YAMMY ZAMMY MAMMY NAMMY PAMMY!!!!!!) ( :P ) Two people came out of doors inside the building. "What is it? What's wrong?" asked Lt.Noin. "It's the side of the base.. I mean, school!" said Lady Une. "Let's go see what's wrong." Said Lt.Noin. They ran off. Mercurius and Vayeate appeared. Gundam Altron appeared. "You do know you picked the wrong person to pick on and you should've picked on somebody else because since you picked on me, you picked the wrong person to pick on and you should've picked someone else to pick on, but you chose to pick on me instead so you've picked the wrong person to pick on when you could have been picking on the right person to pick on, but instead you chose to pick on me. Now, since you picked me to pick on and you didn't pick someone else to pick on, you could've picked on them more, due to they liked to be picked on, but you picked me to pick on, which wasn't the right choice to be picked because I don't like be picked on. NOW!!" yelled Wufei. Altron picked up a rock and threw it at Mercurius's head. Mercurius just stood there. "What are you doing?" asked Wufei. "Not now! I am about to catch myself a Pikachu!" said Noin. " :P " said Wufei. "Do you want to trade, Une?" asked Noin. "Sure." Said Une. A link cable flew from Mercurius to Vayeate. "This is getting really disgusting." Said Wufei. He had no weapon, so he picked up a rusty beam cannon off the ground in the grass. "What's this doing here?" asked Wufei. He shrugged. He then tossed it back behind him. "Wow!" said Goku. He grabbed it and lifted it above his head. He focused his energy into the cannon. "Special Kamehameha!!!" yelled Goku. The beam cannon glowed dark blue. It blasted out towards Mercurius and Vayeate. "Oh crap! EJECT! EJECT!" yelled Une. They both pushed the eject. "Hold it. Let's have a Heero Yuy finish." Said Noin. They backed up to before they pushed eject. They both got the self destruction control. They stood on the open chest plate door of thier mobile suits. "Mission Accomplished." Said the two. They pushed it. Thier mobile suits glowed. Noin and Une jumped off and slammed into eachother. The beam went right towards the two ladies. Chocolate syrup busted out of the ground and grabbed the two. It hit the mobile suits right when they exploded causing a even greater explosion. It shot through the school, exploding it. "Hold it. Where's the bus?" asked Speed. "Well, it was here a second ago." Said Mihoshi. "You didn't happen to drive it off into that huge never ending crater over there, DID YOU?" asked Kiyone. "Uhh, yeah." Said Mihoshi. "MIHOSHI!" yelled Kiyone. "Better go catch it!" yelled Yamcha. They all ran and jumped into the never ending crater. The explosion followed them. "HOLD ON!!" yelled Wufei. Altron ran towards the crater. It tripped on a twig. Altron fell on the crater. The chest plate door slammed open really hard. Wufei flipped out. He grabbed his sword and flipped onto the side wall of the crater. He slammed his sword on the wall. He stayed there. He slowly started to slide down. Wufei grabbed the wall to keep him from sliding. He still slid. The gravel melted in his hands. "Hmm." Said Wufei. He grabbed a chunk of the gravel and ate it. "Mmm. Chocolate." Said Wufei. He let go and fell down. He made arm movements to go faster to catch up. He caught up with Heero. "Heero, it's chocolate." Said Wufei. "Yeah, I know." Said Heero. "No! The gravel is not gravel, it's chocolate." Said Wufei. "Yeah, I know." Said Heero. "How do you know?" asked Wufei. "I've known since I was a child. It all started when.." started Heero. (Note: The following is a whole different story of Heero as a child, I will notify you when it's over) Heero sat there playing with Lincoln Logs. "You have special abilities, my young one." Said Dr. J. "But Grampa Jehy, I can bearwy even shpeek." Said Heero. "Well, you spelled my name right, almost." Said Dr. J looking at a piece of paper that says I Wuv Grampa Jehy with flowers around it. Heero smirked. "I will have to put you through hard training." Said Dr. J. "But for what? I don't even know what my special ability is." Said Heero. "Your special ability will come to you soon." Said Dr. J. Heero was placed in a arena. A bell went off and bulls charged at him from every side. "What the Meck?" asked Heero. "Every day I went through this hard training, for two years to find out my ability. I waited impatiently for it to come to me. I soon found out." Said Heero. "The day has finally come for you to learn your special abilities." Said Dr. J. "But what if all my training is a waste because I don't know what i'm training for?" asked Heero. "It won't, but you are finally old enough to know your secret powers.: said Dr. J. Heero awaited. "You learned how to make pancakes!!! Yahoo!" said Dr. J. "That's it?!?" asked Heero. "Plus you can operate high tech machine robots called Gundams and can see other worlds." Said Dr. J. "WOW!" yelled Heero. "Soon I became more powerful in operating Gundams and of course, making pancakes. I was still training how to look into other worlds. I soon found out there were 5 worlds in all. First of all there's this world. Second, there's the Future world, then there's the past world. Then there's the Celebration world and last, but not least, Candy Land." Said Heero. "WHAT?!?" asked Wufei. "What do you mean by what?" asked Heero. "Candy Land, that's kind of childish. It's the place for weaklings! FOR WOMEN! THE WEAK DON'T FIGHT!!" Said Wufei. "What does that have to do with all of this?" asked Heero. "I don't know, but Candy land is GAY!" yelled Wufei. "WELL IT'S HELPING ME TODAY! I know what's what. With the snap of my fingers, we could be transported to Candy Land." Said Heero. "DON'T!" yelled Wufei. "You sure?" asked Heero. "Sure!" said Wufei. "Anyways.." continued Heero. "Candy, everywhere. CANDY!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" yelled Heero. Heero looked around. "Chocolate lakes, Ice cream trees. WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?!?! This could cause big cavities." said Heero. (Note: The weird, strange story has ended, now it's back to normal.) "Heero." Said Wufei. "What?" asked Heero. "I think the blood is rushing to my head." Said Wufei.
"Since it's two days til' Christmas, we're gonna give a little shoutout." Said Zechs.
On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me -
All: A Pikachu in a pear tree.
On the second day of christmas, my true love sent to me -
Zechs: Two Mobile Suits,
All: And a Pikachu in a pear tree
On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me -
Otto: Three Laser Cannons,
Zechs: Two Mobile Suits,
All: And a Pikachu in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me -
Gary: Four Pokemon,
Otto: Three Laser Cannons,
Zechs: Two Mobile Suits,
All: And A Partridge in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me -
Drunk Cell: FIVE GOLDEN TEQUIL(hiccup)AS!!!
Gary: Four Pokemon,
Otto: Three Laser Cannons,
Zechs: Two Mobile Suits,
All: And A Partridge in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me -
Gourry: Six Dr. Peppers,
Drunk Cell: FIVE GOLD(hiccup)EN TEQUILAS!!
Gary: Four Pokemon,
Otto: Three Laser Cannons,
Zechs: Two Mobile Suits,
All: And A Pikachu in a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me -
Ranma: No more cats in the world!!
"What?"
Gourry: Six Dr. Peppers,
Drunk Cell: FI(hiccup)VE GOLDEN TE(hiccup)QUILAS!!
Gary: Four Pokemon,
Otto: Three Laser Cannons,
Zechs: Two mobile suits,
All: And A Pikachu in a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me -
Ryoga: Eight leopard print bandanas,
Ranma: No more cats in the world,
Gourry: Six Dr. Peppers,
Drunk Cell: FIVE GOLDEN TEQUILAS!! (hiccup)
Gary: Four Pokemon,
Otto: Three Laser Cannons,
Zechs: Two mobile suits,
All: and a Pikachu in a pear tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me -
Vegeta: Nine Galik Guns,
Ryoga: Eight leopard print bandanas,
Ranma: No more cats in the world,
Gourry: Six Dr. Peppers,
Drunk Cell: FIVE GO(hiccup)LDEN TEQUILAS!!
Gary: Four Pokemon,
Otto: Three Laser Cannons,
Zechs: Two mobile suits,
All: and a Pikachu in a pear tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me -
Wufei: Ten Weakling Women,
Vegeta: Nine Galik Guns,
Ryoga: Eight leopard print bandanas,
Ranma: No more cats in the world,
Gourry: Six Dr. Peppers,
Drunk Cell: FIVE GOLDEN TEQUILAS!! (hey, I didn't hiccup!)
Gary: Four Pokemon,
Otto: Three laser cannons,
Zechs: Two Mobile Suits,
All: And A Pikachu in a pear tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me -
Heero: Eleven suicide missions,
Wufei: Ten weakling women,
Vegeta: Nine Galik Guns,
Ryoga: Eight leopard print bandanas,
Ranma: No more cats in the world,
Gourry: Six Dr. Peppers,
Drunk Cell: FIVE (hiccup)GOLDEN TE(hiccup)QUILAS!! (D*mn!)
Gary: Four Pokemon,
Otto: Three laser cannons,
Zechs: Two mobile suits,
All: and a Pikachu in a pear tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me -
Lady Une and Lt. Noin: Twelve Treize and Zechses,
Heero: Eleven suicide missions,
Wufei: Ten weakling women,
Vegeta: Nine Galik Guns,
Ryoga: Eight leopard print bandanas,
Ranma: No more cats in the world,
Gourry: Six Dr. Peppers,
Drunk Cell: FIVE GOLDEN TEQUILAS!! (Yes!) (hiccup) (D*mmit!)
Gary: Four Pokemon,
Otto: Three Laser Cannons,
Zechs: Two Mobile Suits,
All: AND A PIKACHU IN A PEAR TREE!!
"So what does the story have to do with the chocolate." Said Heero. "I'm not sure." Said Heero. "SO WHAT WAS THAT WHOLE STORY FOR? YOU WASTED A WHOLE PAGE! WAS IT EVEN TRUE?!?!?" asked Wufei. "No." Said Heero. "DANGIT!!" yelled Wufei. He slammed his head against the wall, causing a shake. Everyone shook. "What the?" asked Tenchi. A portal appeared under them. They all entered it.
They all appeared. "This is a...a..burnt down nightclub." Said Piccolo. "The Roxbury." Said Pluto. They looked around. They saw two red eyes in the dark. "YAH!!" yelled Krillin. "What's this?" asked Trunks. Three figures walked up behind them all. "What's that I hear?" asked Duo. "I don't know." Replied Kiyone. "Enemies!" said Ranma. "Water!" said Gourry. They all ran over to a broken pipe with water shooting into the air. They all got in it. Ryoga was back. Ranma was a boy again. "Why did I get in?" asked Gourry. Tallgeese and Epyon landed. "You there!" yelled Zechs. "Yeah, uhh, what he said!" said Otto. "Why must you insult the name of Gary?" asked Gary. "You killed Vegeta!" said Zechs. "I know..(hic)..You will all suffer the same death." Said Drunk Cell. The red eyes came out and it was drunk cell. He started charging up. Energy surged all around him. "Huh?" asked Goku. Everyone got in thier fighting stance.
What was Heero trying to make a point of?
Is Vegeta really dead?
Will Drunk Cell take over the world?
Find out next time!