How long will this go on? Everyone has met up; a new battle has
started. Drunk Cell VS. Everyone. One death has already been passed. The
year is After Colony 195. 3 days from New Years Eve. Gourry, Ranma, and
Ryoga have joined in. Due to Gourry's idiotic-ness, Ryoga and Ranma turned
into their cursed forms. They searched for water. Cell became Drunk Cell
and destroyed the Roxbury, but just when Zechs, Otto, and Vegeta were about
to escape, turns out, the Tallgeese was stolen. They found out that Gary
from Pokemon had stolen the Epyon and chased him. Meanwhile, the team was
at the mental school. Jedi Wufei attacked the entrance. When he got in, he
met up with the Digimon Kaizer, Rezo, and Kagato. Zelgadiss appeared and
got rid of them. Inside the school was Lt. Noin and Lady Une. They
attempted to attack Wufei. They got tangled up in a game of Pokemon. Wufei
tossed aside a rusty beam cannon. Goku picked it up and forced his energy
into it, making a Super Kamehameha! It destroyed both mobile suits,
Mercurius and Vayeate. But chocolate syrup came out and grabbed the two
women right before the explosion. Then, unfortunately, and yet impossibly,
Mihoshi drove the bus into a giant, never-ending crater. They all ran after
it. Heero told Wufei a story about him as a child that made no since, and
took up time. Later, everyone gave out a Merry Christmas shout-out! Heero
revealed to Wufei that the story was fake. This made Wufei mad and made him
slam his head into the wall, making a portal appear under them. They all
fell into it. They appeared at the burnt down Roxbury with two red eyes.
Gourry, Ranma, and Ryoga showed up and found water to turn back to normal.
Gary, Zechs, and Otto arrived. They revealed that Vegeta was dead. The two
red eyes was DRUNK CELL! A new battle has started.
Chapter 5:
Vegeta's Secret
"Vegeta!! Dead?" asked Tien. "V-Vegeta." Said Goku. "Not yet!" yelled Vegeta. Vegeta came crawling out of the corner. His clothes were all ripped up, blood was everywhere. Blood was splattered all over his face. "How dare you choose to oppose Vegeta." Said Vegeta. "Oh. I'm sorry. Did I oppose you?" asked Drunk Cell. "FINAL FLASH!!" yelled Vegeta. He charged up a bunch of energy. He blasted Drunk Cell. Cell grabbed the energy. He crumpled it up into a ball and ate it. "What the hell?" asked Yamcha. "Bad idea!" said Drunk Cell. He started hacking up stuff. Particles went everywhere. "Shows you to watch what you eat." Said Ryoko. "Hello, Gourry." Said Zelgadiss. "Hi." Said Gourry. (Hack) (Hack) He threw up a bunch of junk. "Ah! Here we go!" said Cell. He hacked up the blast towards Vegeta. Vegeta was slammed back. Vegeta's body started to break up. He burned up into ashes. "No...no..NOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" yelled Duo. "VEGETA!" yelled Zechs. "B*stard!" yelled Trunks. He pulled out his sword. He held it in the air. "I call upon the power of...my family!" yelled Trunks. Bulma and Bra appeared. Trunks turned SSJ. He clutched his sword tightly. Bra pulled out machine guns. Bulma pulled out a whip. "Who ever thought this would happen?" asked Goku. Trunks powered up. He flew at Cell. He swung his sword. It went right through Cell. "That's impossible!" yelled Trunks. Cell flicked him across the street. He slammed against a brick wall.
"That's not fair! He should be dead!" said King Cold. "I agree." Said Frieza. "But you got to come back too." Said King Cold. "I did? Oh yeah." Said Frieza. "They should all die!" said the Evil Fruit Loop. Vegeta appeared. "Just what I wanted." Said Vegeta. King Cold, Frieza, and the Evil Fruit Loop turned around. "What are you doing here, fool?" asked Frieza. "To kill you!" said Vegeta. "We're already dead." Said King Cold. "Well, then I'll send you to the next dimension!" said Vegeta. "This IS the next dimension." Said Frieza. "Then I'll send you to the next next dimension!" yelled Vegeta. He charged at them.
Trunks flew up to cell. "Burn in hell!" yelled Trunks. He took his sword and slashed his arm off. Blood dripped from his arm. "You cut off my arm!" yelled Cell. He grunted. "YAHHH!!!" yelled Cell. "You can't regenerate, can you?" asked Trunks. "Why can't I?" asked Cell. "The alcohol inside you burned up all of your abilities, that's a big disadvantage." Said Trunks. "That's not true! Only you lose your brain cells!" said Cell. "Just remember one thing, you ARE a cell!" said Trunks. "What?" asked Cell. Trunks poured an alcoholic drink on his sword. "You wouldn't!" said Cell. "I would!" said Trunks. Trunks slammed his sword right through Cell's throat. Alcohol burned up his body. Cell burned up. A blackened Cell stood there. Its head fell off. Trunks sliced up the rest of his body. Cell dissolved. Trunks laughed out loud. "Who came up with that?" asked Wufei. "Oh, the author." Said Trunks. "Duh, everything in here is made up by the author, you idiot." Said Heero. "Who made that up?" asked Li pointing at something behind a burning garbage can. "The author." Said Heero. Squall came out of behind it. "Hey! That's not possible! He is not anime! He is a video game! A simple RPG!" said Duo. (For those who don't know, he's from Final Fantasy 8) "Shall we kill him?" asked Bra. "Right!" said Bulma. Bulma took her whip and snapped it. She ran at Squall. "You are unfair." Said Squall. He took out his gunblade. "Yeah, now you're talking!" said Bra. "Wow! This will be just like a video game, let's add Zell and Rinoa." Said Trunks. Zell and Rinoa came up beside Squall. (They're from Final Fantasy 8 also.) Bulma ran towards Zell. She disappeared and reappeared behind him. She put her whip around his neck and choked him. "No!" said Squall. "Renzozuken!" yelled Squall. He ran up to Bra and slashed her several times with his gunblade. He jumped back. Bra got a mirror and looked at herself. Squall started to use Rough Divide. "Sh*t! Look at me! All these cuts. Someone will have to pay." Said Bra. Flames burned in her eyes. She ran at Squall. She put her machine gun right to his head and shot him. Squall fell down. He slowly died. "That will show you two what happens whenever you do something to me. "You go, girl!" said Bulma. Zell hesitates to curse. "Duel Time!" yelled Zell. He ran at Bulma. "Here comes the Meteor Strike!" Said Zell. He picked up Bulma and slammed her into the ground. Bulma ran before Zell started to make his Burning Rave move. She took two machine guns from Bra. Zell started to charge up his Burning Rave. Everything became slow motion. She blasted her machine guns at Zell. She tumbled and rolled shooting. She ran out of bullets. "D*mn!" said Bulma. She took her whip. She ran at Zell. He used the Burning Rave attack. The ground started to crack. The crack went to Bulma. She exploded with flames. Bulma fell to the ground. "What are you going to do now?" asked Zell. Selphie, Quistis, Irvine, Laguna, Ward, and Kiros came. Laguna took his machine gun. "Whatcha gonna do?" asked Laguna. He aimed it at Bulma. He shot. Bulma bended down backward dodging all the bullets. (Get it? This is all The Matrix.)
"Galik Gun!" yelled Vegeta. He blasted King Cold. "You idiotic son of a ...umm... King!!" said Frieza. "That's right, I am the prince of all saiyans." Said Vegeta. "Really? That must mean I'm a prince of all changelings!" said Frieza. "That must be true, cause your father is a king." Said Vegeta. "Well I am a king." Said the Evil Fruit Loop. "LIES! ALL LIES!" yelled Vegeta. "I see you've made it to hell." Said Cell walking up. "This isn't hell! This is the next dimension, I'll rename it the Vegeta Dimension." Said Vegeta. "Umm..." said Cell. "This is heaven!" said Vegeta. "If it was, why would all the bad guys be here?" asked Cell. "You have a point. In that case, I don't belong here!" said Vegeta. He disappeared. Cell looked over in the corner. "BUUU!!" yelled Buu nibbling on a cookie.
"Draw, CURE!" yelled Zell. "Not today!" yelled Bulma. She jumped at him. She wrapped her whip around his head. She ripped it right off. "YAH!" yelled Rinoa. The head went rolling over by Gohan. "Eat the cheese Gohan, be kind to nature." Said Zell. Ward sat on it. "NOO!!" yelled Gohan. He turned SSJ2. He flew at Ward and punched him really hard. His breakfast flew out. "I got the breakfast!" said Krillin. Krillin and Goku went over and feasted on it. "Oh no! Ward is going to self-destruct!" yelled Bra. "Don't worry!" said Goku. He put his hand on Ward. "Take care of Chi-Chi for me, Gohan." Said Goku. "DAD! NO!" yelled Gohan. Goku used instant transmission. He went to King Kai's planet. "WHAT THE H*LL ARE YOU DOING HERE, GOKU?!?!?!?!?" shouted King Kai. "I'm here to kill you." Said Goku. "..." Said King Kai. "And your little monkey and cricket too!" said Goku. "NO!" shouted King Kai. "Burn in hell, King Kai." Said Goku. "NO!" yelled King Kai. Ward exploded. (BOOMSHAKALAKA!) The whole planet exploded. "DAD!" yelled Gohan. "Your mother will not be with you anymore, Bambi." Said Krillin. "But Father!" yelled Gohan. "Come, Bambi!" said Krillin. They scamper off. "Ooooookay." Said Laguna. A beam came out of nowhere. It went past everyone and hit Tru..wait. Trunks dodged. "It happened before, it won't happen again!" said Trunks. The beam went on. It missed everyone. "HAHA!" laughed Trunks. The beam went around the world. Meanwhile, In Pokemon World, "PIKA PIKA!" yelled Pikachu. "Come on, Pikachu!" said Brock. The beam came and hit Pikachu. "Pika PIKA!!!!!!" screamed Pikachu as blood shot everywhere. "Let's see, who did I hit? Ah, yes, Trunks." Said Ward. "No, you did not! For all we know, you hit a Pikachu somewhere on the other side of the world!" said Trunks. "Now I will reveal my secret." Said a voice. "I am the strongest saiyan in the universe." Said Vegeta coming out of the darkness. "DAD!" yelled Trunks. "That's not much of a secret." Said Bra.
"EEEEEEEEE!!!" screamed Une and Noin. They flew through the gravel. "TRUNKS! GIVE ME YOUR SWORD!" yelled Vegeta. He took Trunks sword and slammed it into the ground. "GET BACK!" yelled Vegeta. Everyone got back. Chocolate bursted out of the ground. Trunks squinted his eyes. "Jackpot!" said Trunks. Krillin looked to Tien. Tien looked to Krillin. "JACKPOT!" yelled the two. They both danced around joyously. They stopped. "What do you mean by jackpot?" asked the two. "Death awaits you, my son." Said Trunks. The two Cocoa Puffs appeared. "Burn in hell." Said Vegeta picking up Squall's gunblade. The energy from Vegeta went into the gunblade. Vegeta turned SSJ. He took the gunblade and slashed a big gash in the Cocoa Puff. Chocolate Syrup spilled out. "I figured that would happen." Said Vegeta. "Oh no! Look! It's really NORG in disguise!" yelled Laguna. "Not possible! Squall and the others killed him back on Disc 2!" said Kiros. "It's true." Said NORG. "But I've turned over a new leaf! I am now a part-time tap dancer and part-time superhero." Said NORG. "....." said Laguna. "But if you turned over a new leaf, how come you were the EVIL Cocoa Puff?" asked Vegeta. "Damn Thee! Damn Thee!" yelled NORG. "This shows you all Final Fantasy characters are evil!" yelled Li. Li and Van took thier sword. "Stand aside, guys. It's my turn to prove that that secret back there was true! I am the strongest in the world!" yelled Vegeta. "Final Flash!" yelled Vegeta. "What? No!" yelled NORG. NORG, The evil cocoa puff and all the other Final Fantasy VIII characters burned into ashes. "Say hello to Frieza for me." Said Vegeta. "Hold it right there!" shouted Zidane. (He's from Final Fantasy IX, for those who don't know) "One more move and you'll burn." Said Zidane. "But first, feast your eyes on Tantalus!!" said a voice.
What will happen as these 3D characters emerge from the PSX?
Find out next time, on Dragonball...i mean...Cereal Crisis!
Chapter 5:
Vegeta's Secret
"Vegeta!! Dead?" asked Tien. "V-Vegeta." Said Goku. "Not yet!" yelled Vegeta. Vegeta came crawling out of the corner. His clothes were all ripped up, blood was everywhere. Blood was splattered all over his face. "How dare you choose to oppose Vegeta." Said Vegeta. "Oh. I'm sorry. Did I oppose you?" asked Drunk Cell. "FINAL FLASH!!" yelled Vegeta. He charged up a bunch of energy. He blasted Drunk Cell. Cell grabbed the energy. He crumpled it up into a ball and ate it. "What the hell?" asked Yamcha. "Bad idea!" said Drunk Cell. He started hacking up stuff. Particles went everywhere. "Shows you to watch what you eat." Said Ryoko. "Hello, Gourry." Said Zelgadiss. "Hi." Said Gourry. (Hack) (Hack) He threw up a bunch of junk. "Ah! Here we go!" said Cell. He hacked up the blast towards Vegeta. Vegeta was slammed back. Vegeta's body started to break up. He burned up into ashes. "No...no..NOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" yelled Duo. "VEGETA!" yelled Zechs. "B*stard!" yelled Trunks. He pulled out his sword. He held it in the air. "I call upon the power of...my family!" yelled Trunks. Bulma and Bra appeared. Trunks turned SSJ. He clutched his sword tightly. Bra pulled out machine guns. Bulma pulled out a whip. "Who ever thought this would happen?" asked Goku. Trunks powered up. He flew at Cell. He swung his sword. It went right through Cell. "That's impossible!" yelled Trunks. Cell flicked him across the street. He slammed against a brick wall.
"That's not fair! He should be dead!" said King Cold. "I agree." Said Frieza. "But you got to come back too." Said King Cold. "I did? Oh yeah." Said Frieza. "They should all die!" said the Evil Fruit Loop. Vegeta appeared. "Just what I wanted." Said Vegeta. King Cold, Frieza, and the Evil Fruit Loop turned around. "What are you doing here, fool?" asked Frieza. "To kill you!" said Vegeta. "We're already dead." Said King Cold. "Well, then I'll send you to the next dimension!" said Vegeta. "This IS the next dimension." Said Frieza. "Then I'll send you to the next next dimension!" yelled Vegeta. He charged at them.
Trunks flew up to cell. "Burn in hell!" yelled Trunks. He took his sword and slashed his arm off. Blood dripped from his arm. "You cut off my arm!" yelled Cell. He grunted. "YAHHH!!!" yelled Cell. "You can't regenerate, can you?" asked Trunks. "Why can't I?" asked Cell. "The alcohol inside you burned up all of your abilities, that's a big disadvantage." Said Trunks. "That's not true! Only you lose your brain cells!" said Cell. "Just remember one thing, you ARE a cell!" said Trunks. "What?" asked Cell. Trunks poured an alcoholic drink on his sword. "You wouldn't!" said Cell. "I would!" said Trunks. Trunks slammed his sword right through Cell's throat. Alcohol burned up his body. Cell burned up. A blackened Cell stood there. Its head fell off. Trunks sliced up the rest of his body. Cell dissolved. Trunks laughed out loud. "Who came up with that?" asked Wufei. "Oh, the author." Said Trunks. "Duh, everything in here is made up by the author, you idiot." Said Heero. "Who made that up?" asked Li pointing at something behind a burning garbage can. "The author." Said Heero. Squall came out of behind it. "Hey! That's not possible! He is not anime! He is a video game! A simple RPG!" said Duo. (For those who don't know, he's from Final Fantasy 8) "Shall we kill him?" asked Bra. "Right!" said Bulma. Bulma took her whip and snapped it. She ran at Squall. "You are unfair." Said Squall. He took out his gunblade. "Yeah, now you're talking!" said Bra. "Wow! This will be just like a video game, let's add Zell and Rinoa." Said Trunks. Zell and Rinoa came up beside Squall. (They're from Final Fantasy 8 also.) Bulma ran towards Zell. She disappeared and reappeared behind him. She put her whip around his neck and choked him. "No!" said Squall. "Renzozuken!" yelled Squall. He ran up to Bra and slashed her several times with his gunblade. He jumped back. Bra got a mirror and looked at herself. Squall started to use Rough Divide. "Sh*t! Look at me! All these cuts. Someone will have to pay." Said Bra. Flames burned in her eyes. She ran at Squall. She put her machine gun right to his head and shot him. Squall fell down. He slowly died. "That will show you two what happens whenever you do something to me. "You go, girl!" said Bulma. Zell hesitates to curse. "Duel Time!" yelled Zell. He ran at Bulma. "Here comes the Meteor Strike!" Said Zell. He picked up Bulma and slammed her into the ground. Bulma ran before Zell started to make his Burning Rave move. She took two machine guns from Bra. Zell started to charge up his Burning Rave. Everything became slow motion. She blasted her machine guns at Zell. She tumbled and rolled shooting. She ran out of bullets. "D*mn!" said Bulma. She took her whip. She ran at Zell. He used the Burning Rave attack. The ground started to crack. The crack went to Bulma. She exploded with flames. Bulma fell to the ground. "What are you going to do now?" asked Zell. Selphie, Quistis, Irvine, Laguna, Ward, and Kiros came. Laguna took his machine gun. "Whatcha gonna do?" asked Laguna. He aimed it at Bulma. He shot. Bulma bended down backward dodging all the bullets. (Get it? This is all The Matrix.)
"Galik Gun!" yelled Vegeta. He blasted King Cold. "You idiotic son of a ...umm... King!!" said Frieza. "That's right, I am the prince of all saiyans." Said Vegeta. "Really? That must mean I'm a prince of all changelings!" said Frieza. "That must be true, cause your father is a king." Said Vegeta. "Well I am a king." Said the Evil Fruit Loop. "LIES! ALL LIES!" yelled Vegeta. "I see you've made it to hell." Said Cell walking up. "This isn't hell! This is the next dimension, I'll rename it the Vegeta Dimension." Said Vegeta. "Umm..." said Cell. "This is heaven!" said Vegeta. "If it was, why would all the bad guys be here?" asked Cell. "You have a point. In that case, I don't belong here!" said Vegeta. He disappeared. Cell looked over in the corner. "BUUU!!" yelled Buu nibbling on a cookie.
"Draw, CURE!" yelled Zell. "Not today!" yelled Bulma. She jumped at him. She wrapped her whip around his head. She ripped it right off. "YAH!" yelled Rinoa. The head went rolling over by Gohan. "Eat the cheese Gohan, be kind to nature." Said Zell. Ward sat on it. "NOO!!" yelled Gohan. He turned SSJ2. He flew at Ward and punched him really hard. His breakfast flew out. "I got the breakfast!" said Krillin. Krillin and Goku went over and feasted on it. "Oh no! Ward is going to self-destruct!" yelled Bra. "Don't worry!" said Goku. He put his hand on Ward. "Take care of Chi-Chi for me, Gohan." Said Goku. "DAD! NO!" yelled Gohan. Goku used instant transmission. He went to King Kai's planet. "WHAT THE H*LL ARE YOU DOING HERE, GOKU?!?!?!?!?" shouted King Kai. "I'm here to kill you." Said Goku. "..." Said King Kai. "And your little monkey and cricket too!" said Goku. "NO!" shouted King Kai. "Burn in hell, King Kai." Said Goku. "NO!" yelled King Kai. Ward exploded. (BOOMSHAKALAKA!) The whole planet exploded. "DAD!" yelled Gohan. "Your mother will not be with you anymore, Bambi." Said Krillin. "But Father!" yelled Gohan. "Come, Bambi!" said Krillin. They scamper off. "Ooooookay." Said Laguna. A beam came out of nowhere. It went past everyone and hit Tru..wait. Trunks dodged. "It happened before, it won't happen again!" said Trunks. The beam went on. It missed everyone. "HAHA!" laughed Trunks. The beam went around the world. Meanwhile, In Pokemon World, "PIKA PIKA!" yelled Pikachu. "Come on, Pikachu!" said Brock. The beam came and hit Pikachu. "Pika PIKA!!!!!!" screamed Pikachu as blood shot everywhere. "Let's see, who did I hit? Ah, yes, Trunks." Said Ward. "No, you did not! For all we know, you hit a Pikachu somewhere on the other side of the world!" said Trunks. "Now I will reveal my secret." Said a voice. "I am the strongest saiyan in the universe." Said Vegeta coming out of the darkness. "DAD!" yelled Trunks. "That's not much of a secret." Said Bra.
"EEEEEEEEE!!!" screamed Une and Noin. They flew through the gravel. "TRUNKS! GIVE ME YOUR SWORD!" yelled Vegeta. He took Trunks sword and slammed it into the ground. "GET BACK!" yelled Vegeta. Everyone got back. Chocolate bursted out of the ground. Trunks squinted his eyes. "Jackpot!" said Trunks. Krillin looked to Tien. Tien looked to Krillin. "JACKPOT!" yelled the two. They both danced around joyously. They stopped. "What do you mean by jackpot?" asked the two. "Death awaits you, my son." Said Trunks. The two Cocoa Puffs appeared. "Burn in hell." Said Vegeta picking up Squall's gunblade. The energy from Vegeta went into the gunblade. Vegeta turned SSJ. He took the gunblade and slashed a big gash in the Cocoa Puff. Chocolate Syrup spilled out. "I figured that would happen." Said Vegeta. "Oh no! Look! It's really NORG in disguise!" yelled Laguna. "Not possible! Squall and the others killed him back on Disc 2!" said Kiros. "It's true." Said NORG. "But I've turned over a new leaf! I am now a part-time tap dancer and part-time superhero." Said NORG. "....." said Laguna. "But if you turned over a new leaf, how come you were the EVIL Cocoa Puff?" asked Vegeta. "Damn Thee! Damn Thee!" yelled NORG. "This shows you all Final Fantasy characters are evil!" yelled Li. Li and Van took thier sword. "Stand aside, guys. It's my turn to prove that that secret back there was true! I am the strongest in the world!" yelled Vegeta. "Final Flash!" yelled Vegeta. "What? No!" yelled NORG. NORG, The evil cocoa puff and all the other Final Fantasy VIII characters burned into ashes. "Say hello to Frieza for me." Said Vegeta. "Hold it right there!" shouted Zidane. (He's from Final Fantasy IX, for those who don't know) "One more move and you'll burn." Said Zidane. "But first, feast your eyes on Tantalus!!" said a voice.
What will happen as these 3D characters emerge from the PSX?
Find out next time, on Dragonball...i mean...Cereal Crisis!