Auther's note: Whew.
Chapter 2: Making Camp.
"Now this is camping," Merle said as she lay back in the boat. "Just you and the open water, and the fish of course."
"Yeah this is the life. And I haven't got a bite." Van said as he gently lowered his head into his hands. "I wish I was Allen. At the camp with Hitomi."
"Did you say something Van honey?"
"No."
"Because I thought I heared you say something."
" I didn't say anything."
"Oh that's good."
"Why?"
"Because the fish don't bite when you talk too much. Like the time I went fishing with my uncle Billy Joe Bob..." and she wen't on to tell Van about her first fishing trip. (Pretty boring if you ask me) (Hey wait a minute, she isn't suppossed to be talking!)
***About the same time at the campsite***
"And then I said to the hairdresser 'What are you doing I wanted my hair black not blue.' so that's why I have blue hair. Any questions?" Milerna siad.
"Yeah can I go to the bathroom?" Dilly said.
"Uhhhhh, Dilly?"
"Yeah Falcon?"
"Did you have to ask that?"
"Well how was I supposed to know where you dug the pit for the outhouse?"
Falcon sighed, "Behined the big oak tree next to your tent, so you don't have to wet your bed tonight."
"Wadda you do that for?"
"What?"
"Tell EVERYONE that I wet the bed at night?"
"I didn't tell everyone."
"Milerna doesn't count."
"Hey!" Millerna exclaimed.
"Why did you tell the trees that I wet the bed?"
"I did?" Falcon said sheepishly.
"YES YOU DID! YOU DILIBERATLY TRIED TO EMBARRESSED ME (well actually you did) AND YOU WANTED TO TAKE MY LIGHTER FROM ME AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST I DON'T WET THE BED!"
"Oh yeah? Well when was the last time you wet the bed?'
"Yesterday," Dilly mumbled. "But you don't here me conplaining!"
"I wish I was Van fishing in the lake," Falcon sighed. Then I can get away from Blue Hair Girl and Damp Boy."
"I DO NOT WET THE BED!"
***About the same time hiking up the trail***
"And-then-Aunt-Rhodie-'accidently'-dropped-the-chocolate-covered- flies-into-the-cookie-mix and-my-Uncle-Willy-turned-all-red-because-he's- allergic-and...jezze can't you go a little slower?"
"Sorry what's that Allen?" asked Hitomi uncovering her ears.
"I can't keep up with you. Your going too fast."
"Good," Hitomi mumbled. "It's about time you found out that I want to get away from you. I like Dilly better then you."
"Well anyway I was wondering..." Allen paused.
"Yes Allen." Hitomi said praying that he wasn't asking for a date when they got back home.
"Well Hitomi I know this is such short notice but..."
"Yes." Hitomi thougt, 'No this is the end! I'll never be allowed to even look at antoher guy without being yelled at by Allen.'
"Well..."
"WHAT IS IT ALREADY?"
Allen sighed. "Do you want to have a picnic?"
'Yes! I'm still a free woman!' "Sure!" Hitomi said.
'Someday.' Allen thought fingering the engagement ring in his pocket. 'Someday I will ask her to marry me.'
***At Night Around the Camp Fire***
"Oh ma Darlin oh ma darlin oh my DARLIN Clam in time."
"DILLY! STOP THAT INFERNAL SCREACHING!" Millerna screamed. "You'll ruin my hair-do."
"Wel so-oo-rr-y."
"Who wants the last marshmellow?" Hitomi asked taking the marshmellow out of the fire.
"ME!" Everyone yelled.
***End of chapter 2***
Auther's note: HELP ME I'M LAUGHING HYSTARICLY!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 2: Making Camp.
"Now this is camping," Merle said as she lay back in the boat. "Just you and the open water, and the fish of course."
"Yeah this is the life. And I haven't got a bite." Van said as he gently lowered his head into his hands. "I wish I was Allen. At the camp with Hitomi."
"Did you say something Van honey?"
"No."
"Because I thought I heared you say something."
" I didn't say anything."
"Oh that's good."
"Why?"
"Because the fish don't bite when you talk too much. Like the time I went fishing with my uncle Billy Joe Bob..." and she wen't on to tell Van about her first fishing trip. (Pretty boring if you ask me) (Hey wait a minute, she isn't suppossed to be talking!)
***About the same time at the campsite***
"And then I said to the hairdresser 'What are you doing I wanted my hair black not blue.' so that's why I have blue hair. Any questions?" Milerna siad.
"Yeah can I go to the bathroom?" Dilly said.
"Uhhhhh, Dilly?"
"Yeah Falcon?"
"Did you have to ask that?"
"Well how was I supposed to know where you dug the pit for the outhouse?"
Falcon sighed, "Behined the big oak tree next to your tent, so you don't have to wet your bed tonight."
"Wadda you do that for?"
"What?"
"Tell EVERYONE that I wet the bed at night?"
"I didn't tell everyone."
"Milerna doesn't count."
"Hey!" Millerna exclaimed.
"Why did you tell the trees that I wet the bed?"
"I did?" Falcon said sheepishly.
"YES YOU DID! YOU DILIBERATLY TRIED TO EMBARRESSED ME (well actually you did) AND YOU WANTED TO TAKE MY LIGHTER FROM ME AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST I DON'T WET THE BED!"
"Oh yeah? Well when was the last time you wet the bed?'
"Yesterday," Dilly mumbled. "But you don't here me conplaining!"
"I wish I was Van fishing in the lake," Falcon sighed. Then I can get away from Blue Hair Girl and Damp Boy."
"I DO NOT WET THE BED!"
***About the same time hiking up the trail***
"And-then-Aunt-Rhodie-'accidently'-dropped-the-chocolate-covered- flies-into-the-cookie-mix and-my-Uncle-Willy-turned-all-red-because-he's- allergic-and...jezze can't you go a little slower?"
"Sorry what's that Allen?" asked Hitomi uncovering her ears.
"I can't keep up with you. Your going too fast."
"Good," Hitomi mumbled. "It's about time you found out that I want to get away from you. I like Dilly better then you."
"Well anyway I was wondering..." Allen paused.
"Yes Allen." Hitomi said praying that he wasn't asking for a date when they got back home.
"Well Hitomi I know this is such short notice but..."
"Yes." Hitomi thougt, 'No this is the end! I'll never be allowed to even look at antoher guy without being yelled at by Allen.'
"Well..."
"WHAT IS IT ALREADY?"
Allen sighed. "Do you want to have a picnic?"
'Yes! I'm still a free woman!' "Sure!" Hitomi said.
'Someday.' Allen thought fingering the engagement ring in his pocket. 'Someday I will ask her to marry me.'
***At Night Around the Camp Fire***
"Oh ma Darlin oh ma darlin oh my DARLIN Clam in time."
"DILLY! STOP THAT INFERNAL SCREACHING!" Millerna screamed. "You'll ruin my hair-do."
"Wel so-oo-rr-y."
"Who wants the last marshmellow?" Hitomi asked taking the marshmellow out of the fire.
"ME!" Everyone yelled.
***End of chapter 2***
Auther's note: HELP ME I'M LAUGHING HYSTARICLY!!!!!!!!!!!