Chapter 2: Cruisin'
Isabella was at Marissa's place on time and they had been driving for about an hour. They found themselves in the middle of nowhere. As they were driving down the street they noticed a man trying to hitch a ride. He looked familiar.
"Holy shit!" Isabella shouted, "That looks like Seann William Scott!" She damn near threatened to kill Marissa if she didn't stop the car, so then Marissa spared her life and…stopped the car. The man walked up to the passenger side (Isabella) and sure enough, it was Seann William Scott, or at least they were almost positive.
"Seann William Scott?" Isabella asked.
"No. My name is Stifler, but, that's ok because people accidentally call me Seann William Scott all the time…I wonder why. Hey girls, I'm stranded. You think I can get a ride with you guys?" Stifler asked innocently. Isabella glanced over at Marissa who was trying not to pay any attention.
"Yea, Rissa, you think he can get a ride with us?" Isabella asked, not caring that the fact he was referring to himself as his "American Pie" character.
"Sure…" Marissa replied not sure of her decision.
"Where you heading?" Stifler asked.
"Some strange place up in the woods where weird shit happens. You wanna camp with us Sea--Stifler?" Marissa replied.
"It's better than standing out here." Stifler replied.
"Then get in the car!" Isabella beamed as Stifler sat in the backseat. Marissa began to drive again. They didn't get far before they saw yet another man on the side of the street. Marissa damn near put on the breaks and shouted, "Holy shiznit! That's Denzel Washington!!" Isabella rolled her eyes then let out sarcasm, "Yay!" She still had memories of the beginning of "John Q" where he ran out of his house in his boxers, for some reason that made her stomach turn. He walked up to the driver's side, "Hey."
"Hi Denzel!" Marissa greeted.
"Denzel? That's not my name, it's Alonzo. Alonzo Harris." Alonzo replied.
"Oooh, you're the "cop-turned-bad" from 'Training Day'…what's wrong?" Marissa suddenly became somewhat nervous.
"Well, I quit that job, and now I don't have a job. So I'm lost, you think I can get a ride with you guys?" He asked. Marissa wasn't sure but what could he do? Pull at a gun at their heads? She laughed nervously, "Sure, get in. We're heading towards the woods first, kinda a little camping trip thing." He just smiled then sat in the back with Stifler. This was turning out to be one strange vacation. Isabella was getting a little frustrated with the fact that they were meeting random movie characters on the street, fearing there would soon be so many that one of them would have to sit on her lap. She didn't mind the thought of Seann sitting on her lap, but he wasn't Seann, he was Stifler, who was sometimes a little perverted. Isabella kept hoping she would wake up and it would all be over, but instead she woke up from a nap just in time to see yet another guy on the side of the road.
"Oh, it's Jackie Chan, or I bet Detective Inspector Lee!" Isabella exclaimed with sarcastic enthusiasm. Marissa slowly pulled over, not getting a little frightened by this. He did a special little move to get to the driver's side.
"Hello, can I get a ride with you? I need to get anywhere but here!" He asked politely but loudly.
"Sure, hop on in Lee." Marissa remarked not even looking outside. He didn't respond about the name so they all figured it was Detective Lee. He ended up sitting in the middle.
"Ok that's enough!!!" Isabella shouted, "We don't have room for anymore!"
Isabella was at Marissa's place on time and they had been driving for about an hour. They found themselves in the middle of nowhere. As they were driving down the street they noticed a man trying to hitch a ride. He looked familiar.
"Holy shit!" Isabella shouted, "That looks like Seann William Scott!" She damn near threatened to kill Marissa if she didn't stop the car, so then Marissa spared her life and…stopped the car. The man walked up to the passenger side (Isabella) and sure enough, it was Seann William Scott, or at least they were almost positive.
"Seann William Scott?" Isabella asked.
"No. My name is Stifler, but, that's ok because people accidentally call me Seann William Scott all the time…I wonder why. Hey girls, I'm stranded. You think I can get a ride with you guys?" Stifler asked innocently. Isabella glanced over at Marissa who was trying not to pay any attention.
"Yea, Rissa, you think he can get a ride with us?" Isabella asked, not caring that the fact he was referring to himself as his "American Pie" character.
"Sure…" Marissa replied not sure of her decision.
"Where you heading?" Stifler asked.
"Some strange place up in the woods where weird shit happens. You wanna camp with us Sea--Stifler?" Marissa replied.
"It's better than standing out here." Stifler replied.
"Then get in the car!" Isabella beamed as Stifler sat in the backseat. Marissa began to drive again. They didn't get far before they saw yet another man on the side of the street. Marissa damn near put on the breaks and shouted, "Holy shiznit! That's Denzel Washington!!" Isabella rolled her eyes then let out sarcasm, "Yay!" She still had memories of the beginning of "John Q" where he ran out of his house in his boxers, for some reason that made her stomach turn. He walked up to the driver's side, "Hey."
"Hi Denzel!" Marissa greeted.
"Denzel? That's not my name, it's Alonzo. Alonzo Harris." Alonzo replied.
"Oooh, you're the "cop-turned-bad" from 'Training Day'…what's wrong?" Marissa suddenly became somewhat nervous.
"Well, I quit that job, and now I don't have a job. So I'm lost, you think I can get a ride with you guys?" He asked. Marissa wasn't sure but what could he do? Pull at a gun at their heads? She laughed nervously, "Sure, get in. We're heading towards the woods first, kinda a little camping trip thing." He just smiled then sat in the back with Stifler. This was turning out to be one strange vacation. Isabella was getting a little frustrated with the fact that they were meeting random movie characters on the street, fearing there would soon be so many that one of them would have to sit on her lap. She didn't mind the thought of Seann sitting on her lap, but he wasn't Seann, he was Stifler, who was sometimes a little perverted. Isabella kept hoping she would wake up and it would all be over, but instead she woke up from a nap just in time to see yet another guy on the side of the road.
"Oh, it's Jackie Chan, or I bet Detective Inspector Lee!" Isabella exclaimed with sarcastic enthusiasm. Marissa slowly pulled over, not getting a little frightened by this. He did a special little move to get to the driver's side.
"Hello, can I get a ride with you? I need to get anywhere but here!" He asked politely but loudly.
"Sure, hop on in Lee." Marissa remarked not even looking outside. He didn't respond about the name so they all figured it was Detective Lee. He ended up sitting in the middle.
"Ok that's enough!!!" Isabella shouted, "We don't have room for anymore!"