Toad's Analysis
by Race Baj
Disclaimer: I do not own X-Men Evolution or any of the characters
"I do not need a shrink!" Toad protested as Mystique (in her disguise as Mrs. Darkholme) dragged him into a Psychiatrists office. She ordered him to sit on a chair in the waiting room and he did, moments later a woman opened the door to a office that said Mrs. Smith.
"Mr. Tolansky?" The woman waved him into the office. Toad hopped in and lay down on one of those Psychiatrist's couches.
"Ok lets get to know each other. My name is Mrs. Jennifer Smith, and you."
"You already know loads of crap about me, Darkholme already gave you that folder."
"Yes but it will make you feel more comfortable."
"No it won't."
"Then humor me!"
"Fine, whatever my name is Ludwig Von Richten."
"Alright." She began to write on her notebook. "Todd Tolan- Hey! Wait a minute, that's not right."
"What's not?"
"That name!"
"What's wrong with your name?"
"Not my name, your name!"
"What's the matter with my name?"
"Its not Ludwig Von Richten!"
"What? Of course it isn't."
"But you said it was!"
"No, you asked me my name and all the sudden it was wrong."
"That's cause you told me it was Ludwig Von Richten!"
"And it isn't?"
"No it isn't!"
"What is it then?"
"Todd Tolansky!"
"That's my name don't wear it out."
"Argh! Enough!"
"Enough of what?"
"Talking about your name!"
"We were talking about my name?"
"Yes!"
"I thought we were talking about your name?"
"Stop!"
"Go!"
"What?"
"I understand completely."
"What are you doing?"
"I know exactly what you're doing."
"Cut that out!"
"Tape it back in!"
"Todd Tolansky what are you doing?"
"My name is Ludwig Von-"
"I don't care what your name is just tell me what your doing!"
"That thing where I say the apposite of what you say, I thought it would help."
"Well it doesn't!"
"Ok."
"Now... Ludwig-"
"Todd."
"Ok Todd." The Psychiatrist said, her voice cracking. "Tell me, do you ever feel stressed?"
"Oh all the time, like this time where Lance said it was time to go out for pizza, but it was my turn to pick where we go, and he said it wasn't, and I said it was, then he said it wasn't, and I said it was, then he said it wasn't, and I said it was, then he said it was, and I said it wasn't, then he said see, you agree with me. Then I said no I don't, then he said, yes you do, then I said no I don't, then he said, yes you do, then I said no I don't, then he said, yes you do, then I said-"
"Enough!" The psychiatrist shouted.
"Exactly, then I said enough!"
"Todd no more!"
"Its Ludwig."
"Fine! Fine! I don't care! Your name is Ludwig! It doesn't matter!" Just then Mystique opened the door and popped her head in.
"Are you bothering the Psychiatrist Todd?" She asked. That was it."
"Ahhh!" The Psychiatrist screamed as she leaped out the window. Todd and Mrs. Darkholme looked out the window to see the Psychiatrist laying on the ground (luckily her office was on the first floor) crying.
"Boy, and you thought I was the one who needed a Shrink." Todd said, putting on his best suck-up smile, but it didn't sooth Mystique's anger. "I think I'll be running in terror now." Todd screamed as he jumped out the window, followed by Mystique.