I just wanted to add some jokes in the story every once in a while and
PLEASE R&R. I always forget to say that.lol.(
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Series: DBZ
Saga: Great Saiyaman
Scene: Gohan?s classmates are talking about the Great Saiyaman
Extra 1- You know another hero appeared yesterday, yea and stopped some kamikaze drivers, yea but they say he?s not the gold fighter
Extra 2- Yea I heard
Extra 1- They say he looks kind of funny but he?s super strong, yea they call him The Great Singing Man
Gohan- *leans in* It?s SAIBAMAN the Great SAIBAMAN!
Director- CUT! IT?S SAIYAMAN YOU MORON NOT SAIBAMAN!! SAIBAMAN ARE PLANT PEOPLE!!
Gohan- *embarrassed* Oops sorry
Director- Take it from before Gohan screwed up
Gohan- *leans in* It?s SABERMAN the Great SABERMAN!
Director- CUT! YOU SCREWED IT UP AGAIN! GET THE DOUBLE ON THE SET!
Goku walks out in a poorly made Gohan suit.
Goku- When?s lunch? I?m hungry
Director- Just get through the scene
Goku- Ok
Director- Now take it from where Gohan screwed up AGAIN
Goku- *takes Gohan?s place on the set*
Director- ACTION!
Goku- *leans in* Do you have any food?
Director- *anime faints*
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Series: DBZ
Movie: The History of Trunks
Scene: Super Saiyan Trunks attacks the androids and thinks he killed them
Trunks- I DID IT!!
*smoke clears*
17- Did what? Did you see? 18 what'd he do?
Trunks- I DID YOUR SISTER BUDDY!!
Director- CUT!!
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Series: DBZ
Movie: The History of Trunks
Scene: Trunks approaches Gohan?s body
Trunks- *slowly walks over to Gohan?s body* YEA!! GOHAN?S DEAD!! Now I?m the strongest Saiyan in the universe!! *begins dancing around happily*
Director- CUT!!
Brolly- *walks on the set* So you think you?re stronger than me kid?
Trunks- EEK! No Mr. Legendary Super Saiyan sir, I forgot you existed *gets really scared* please forgive me
Director- Brolly you?re supposed to be in studio SIX, this is studio SIXTEEN
Brolly- Oops, sorry *leaves*
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Series: DBZ
Movie: Bardock the Father of Goku
Scene: Tora just died and Bardock is wiping up his team?s blood
Bardock: Frieza?s taken our loyalty and paid us back in our own blood *wipes the blood onto a cloth*
Director: Great, now wear the cloth as a bandana
Bardock: Do I REALLY have to wear this on my head?
Director: YES!
Bardock: But it?s all bloody and gross, can?t we just get a different one and dip it in cranberry juice or something?
Director: NO!! YOU SIGNED A CONTRACT! PUT IT ON OR I?LL SUE!!
Bardock: Aw man *puts it on hesitantly*
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Series: DBZ
Saga: Saiyan
Scene: Vegeta just fell to the Earth after being hit with the Spirit Bomb
Krillin- *walks over to Vegeta* He looks finished alright. I guess that blast really did him in. Good thing because he was bad to the core. Now Earth won?t have to look at his ugly face anymore!
Vegeta- *opens his eyes* MY FACE IS NOT UGLY!! DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH THIS FACE COST?! I?LL BE IN MY TRAILER! *storms off*
Director- CUT!!
Goku- Can we leave now?
Director- NO! WE?RE GOING TO FINISH THIS SCENE! Yajirobe, get in the Vegeta suit!
Yajirobe- YEA! I GET TO BE COOL!!
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Series: DBZ
Saga: Saiyan
Scene: Vegeta approaches the unconscious Gohan
Vegeta- *walks over to Gohan* Huh? AHH! His tail grew back! *grabs Gohan?s tail causing it to pop off*
Director- CUT!
Gohan- Thanks a lot Vegeta, do you realize how long it takes to put that thing back on?
Vegeta- It?s not my fault we have cheap props.
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Series: DBZ
Saga: Great Saiyaman
Scene: Videl rescues the old people from the terrorists but the bus ran off a cliff
The bus falls and hits the ground hard exploding on impact.
Director- WHERE THE HELL IS GOHAN?!
Gohan- *on the phone* And I would like that with ketchup NOT mustard!!
Director- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING GOHAN!? THOSE ACTORS JUST DIED BECAUSE YOU WEREN?T THERE!!!!
Gohan- ..well you can find more actors..right?
Director- *hits himself over the head with a metal bar and falls to the ground unconscious*
Gohan- Ok people I?m the director now! Get Bulma and 18 on the set and get them NAKED!!
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Series: DBZ
Saga: Frieza
Scene: Frieza just realized he can?t hurt Super Saiyan Goku and Goku is about to give that really long speech
Frieza- *scared* What are you?
Goku- I am the hope of the universe! I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace! I am protector of the innocent! I am the light and the darkness! I am truth!..
Vegeta- *from off set* YOU?RE ALSO AN ARROGANT FOOL!!!
Goku- YOU?RE THE ONLY ARROGANT FOOL HERE VEGETA!
Vegeta- *smugly* Oh yea, well I?m not the one who claimed to be the hope of the universe!
Goku- Damnit, that is arrogant isn?t it
Vegeta- And so is everything else you said YOU FOOL!!!
Goku- *begins to cry* I?ve turned into Vegeta
Director- I hate working with cry babies
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Series: DBZ
Saga: Buu
Scene: Goten and Trunks are about to do the fusion dance on Dende?s lookout
Piccolo- Ok, start
Goten and Trunks- Fu..sion..HA! *they hit heads and fall to the ground in pain*
Goten- *jumping around holding his head* OUCHIE OUCHIE OUCH!!!!!!!!
Trunks- *holding his head* OOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Director- *groans disgustedly* Cut!
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Series: DBZ
Saga: Great Saiyaman
Scene: Gohan?s classmates are talking about the Great Saiyaman
Extra 1- You know another hero appeared yesterday, yea and stopped some kamikaze drivers, yea but they say he?s not the gold fighter
Extra 2- Yea I heard
Extra 1- They say he looks kind of funny but he?s super strong, yea they call him The Great Singing Man
Gohan- *leans in* It?s SAIBAMAN the Great SAIBAMAN!
Director- CUT! IT?S SAIYAMAN YOU MORON NOT SAIBAMAN!! SAIBAMAN ARE PLANT PEOPLE!!
Gohan- *embarrassed* Oops sorry
Director- Take it from before Gohan screwed up
Gohan- *leans in* It?s SABERMAN the Great SABERMAN!
Director- CUT! YOU SCREWED IT UP AGAIN! GET THE DOUBLE ON THE SET!
Goku walks out in a poorly made Gohan suit.
Goku- When?s lunch? I?m hungry
Director- Just get through the scene
Goku- Ok
Director- Now take it from where Gohan screwed up AGAIN
Goku- *takes Gohan?s place on the set*
Director- ACTION!
Goku- *leans in* Do you have any food?
Director- *anime faints*
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Series: DBZ
Movie: The History of Trunks
Scene: Super Saiyan Trunks attacks the androids and thinks he killed them
Trunks- I DID IT!!
*smoke clears*
17- Did what? Did you see? 18 what'd he do?
Trunks- I DID YOUR SISTER BUDDY!!
Director- CUT!!
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Series: DBZ
Movie: The History of Trunks
Scene: Trunks approaches Gohan?s body
Trunks- *slowly walks over to Gohan?s body* YEA!! GOHAN?S DEAD!! Now I?m the strongest Saiyan in the universe!! *begins dancing around happily*
Director- CUT!!
Brolly- *walks on the set* So you think you?re stronger than me kid?
Trunks- EEK! No Mr. Legendary Super Saiyan sir, I forgot you existed *gets really scared* please forgive me
Director- Brolly you?re supposed to be in studio SIX, this is studio SIXTEEN
Brolly- Oops, sorry *leaves*
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Series: DBZ
Movie: Bardock the Father of Goku
Scene: Tora just died and Bardock is wiping up his team?s blood
Bardock: Frieza?s taken our loyalty and paid us back in our own blood *wipes the blood onto a cloth*
Director: Great, now wear the cloth as a bandana
Bardock: Do I REALLY have to wear this on my head?
Director: YES!
Bardock: But it?s all bloody and gross, can?t we just get a different one and dip it in cranberry juice or something?
Director: NO!! YOU SIGNED A CONTRACT! PUT IT ON OR I?LL SUE!!
Bardock: Aw man *puts it on hesitantly*
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Series: DBZ
Saga: Saiyan
Scene: Vegeta just fell to the Earth after being hit with the Spirit Bomb
Krillin- *walks over to Vegeta* He looks finished alright. I guess that blast really did him in. Good thing because he was bad to the core. Now Earth won?t have to look at his ugly face anymore!
Vegeta- *opens his eyes* MY FACE IS NOT UGLY!! DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH THIS FACE COST?! I?LL BE IN MY TRAILER! *storms off*
Director- CUT!!
Goku- Can we leave now?
Director- NO! WE?RE GOING TO FINISH THIS SCENE! Yajirobe, get in the Vegeta suit!
Yajirobe- YEA! I GET TO BE COOL!!
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Series: DBZ
Saga: Saiyan
Scene: Vegeta approaches the unconscious Gohan
Vegeta- *walks over to Gohan* Huh? AHH! His tail grew back! *grabs Gohan?s tail causing it to pop off*
Director- CUT!
Gohan- Thanks a lot Vegeta, do you realize how long it takes to put that thing back on?
Vegeta- It?s not my fault we have cheap props.
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Series: DBZ
Saga: Great Saiyaman
Scene: Videl rescues the old people from the terrorists but the bus ran off a cliff
The bus falls and hits the ground hard exploding on impact.
Director- WHERE THE HELL IS GOHAN?!
Gohan- *on the phone* And I would like that with ketchup NOT mustard!!
Director- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING GOHAN!? THOSE ACTORS JUST DIED BECAUSE YOU WEREN?T THERE!!!!
Gohan- ..well you can find more actors..right?
Director- *hits himself over the head with a metal bar and falls to the ground unconscious*
Gohan- Ok people I?m the director now! Get Bulma and 18 on the set and get them NAKED!!
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Series: DBZ
Saga: Frieza
Scene: Frieza just realized he can?t hurt Super Saiyan Goku and Goku is about to give that really long speech
Frieza- *scared* What are you?
Goku- I am the hope of the universe! I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace! I am protector of the innocent! I am the light and the darkness! I am truth!..
Vegeta- *from off set* YOU?RE ALSO AN ARROGANT FOOL!!!
Goku- YOU?RE THE ONLY ARROGANT FOOL HERE VEGETA!
Vegeta- *smugly* Oh yea, well I?m not the one who claimed to be the hope of the universe!
Goku- Damnit, that is arrogant isn?t it
Vegeta- And so is everything else you said YOU FOOL!!!
Goku- *begins to cry* I?ve turned into Vegeta
Director- I hate working with cry babies
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Series: DBZ
Saga: Buu
Scene: Goten and Trunks are about to do the fusion dance on Dende?s lookout
Piccolo- Ok, start
Goten and Trunks- Fu..sion..HA! *they hit heads and fall to the ground in pain*
Goten- *jumping around holding his head* OUCHIE OUCHIE OUCH!!!!!!!!
Trunks- *holding his head* OOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Director- *groans disgustedly* Cut!
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