TITLE: weasley, you idiot! 3/3
Summary: Draco's dealing with hormones and weight gain.
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Ron heard whimpering coming from the private room in the hospital wing. He opened the door cautiously.
"Draco? I brought your homework."
"Put id on the table," Draco sniffled. His eyes and nose were red and puffy and the trash can was overflowing with dirty tissues. Draco had been bedridden for several weeks now, Ron would bring him his school work, Draco would promise to do it and Ron would end up finishing it for him. Currently, Draco was sitting in the bed, his short legs stuck out in front of him, and he had been crying. He was watching a battery operated Muggle television set, slurping on a blue Slushie and eating handfuls of Every Flavor Beans without seeming to care what flavors they were. The floor was littered with wrappers from chocolates, toffees and Chocolate Frogs.
"What happened?" Ron asked. This was getting to be routine, the doctors had warned him that Draco's hormones would be in overdrive sometimes.
"Why can't Sonny just admit he loves Carly?" Draco hiccupped. "They're so perfect for each other!"
"Why aren't you drinking your orange juice? I took the pulp out for you."
"Didn't feel like it. "
"You have to stay healthy,"Ron said "Where's the chicken soup my Mum made for you?"
"I ate it already. But I was still hungry so I ate all the candy from Mother's care package." Draco haughtily brushed crumbs off his designer maternity robes. "I'd kill for a beer or a fag right now. How do girls do this?"
"I don't know, "Ron admitted. "Mum had six of us. She said Bill really hurt but after Charlie it got easier. Think of it this way, at least you don't have to actually push a baby out of your body. They're just going to cut you open."
"How is that any better? I'll have a scar on my stomach. I liked my stomach the way it was and I'll probably never get all this weight off either," Draco began to cry again. "I feel like a fucking beached whale!"
"No, no you're not.."
"I am! I'm a tub! And you don't want me anymore now that I'm fat!"
"It's just- being with a pregnant person would be really weird. And a pregnant man? "
"I knew it. I knew I was ugly! I'm a freaking freak. "
Ron put his head in his hands.
"The doctor said that pregnancy can be the most erotic time for a couple."
"Yeah, but-"
"You got me pregnant, Weasley. You have to give me what I want or you'll feel guilty. I know it."
"Okay, FINE!" Ron snapped.
"I think I've changed my mind,"Draco said. "I don't want to be with you when you're in one of your Moods. I have something better in mind."
Draco grinned sadistically through his drying tears. He reached behind his pillows and pulled out a magazine.
"Nooo,"Ron moaned. "I know it excites you but I refuse to look at those again!"
"Come on, Weasley, you'll like them, I promise. "Draco patted the space next to him on the bed. "Check this one out.."
He opened Home Decorator Magazine to the page he'd earmarked and showed it to Ron.
"I'm rather partial to the yellow ducks, although we'll have to change it when the child grows up a bit. But yellow ducks work for either boys or girls and since we don't know what we're having yet, I thought some neutral color or non gender specific designs."
"How are you feeling this afternoon?" Professor Snape poked his head in the door.
"Just fine, Sir,"Draco beamed. "Ron and I are picking out nursery wallpaper."
Summary: Draco's dealing with hormones and weight gain.
**
Ron heard whimpering coming from the private room in the hospital wing. He opened the door cautiously.
"Draco? I brought your homework."
"Put id on the table," Draco sniffled. His eyes and nose were red and puffy and the trash can was overflowing with dirty tissues. Draco had been bedridden for several weeks now, Ron would bring him his school work, Draco would promise to do it and Ron would end up finishing it for him. Currently, Draco was sitting in the bed, his short legs stuck out in front of him, and he had been crying. He was watching a battery operated Muggle television set, slurping on a blue Slushie and eating handfuls of Every Flavor Beans without seeming to care what flavors they were. The floor was littered with wrappers from chocolates, toffees and Chocolate Frogs.
"What happened?" Ron asked. This was getting to be routine, the doctors had warned him that Draco's hormones would be in overdrive sometimes.
"Why can't Sonny just admit he loves Carly?" Draco hiccupped. "They're so perfect for each other!"
"Why aren't you drinking your orange juice? I took the pulp out for you."
"Didn't feel like it. "
"You have to stay healthy,"Ron said "Where's the chicken soup my Mum made for you?"
"I ate it already. But I was still hungry so I ate all the candy from Mother's care package." Draco haughtily brushed crumbs off his designer maternity robes. "I'd kill for a beer or a fag right now. How do girls do this?"
"I don't know, "Ron admitted. "Mum had six of us. She said Bill really hurt but after Charlie it got easier. Think of it this way, at least you don't have to actually push a baby out of your body. They're just going to cut you open."
"How is that any better? I'll have a scar on my stomach. I liked my stomach the way it was and I'll probably never get all this weight off either," Draco began to cry again. "I feel like a fucking beached whale!"
"No, no you're not.."
"I am! I'm a tub! And you don't want me anymore now that I'm fat!"
"It's just- being with a pregnant person would be really weird. And a pregnant man? "
"I knew it. I knew I was ugly! I'm a freaking freak. "
Ron put his head in his hands.
"The doctor said that pregnancy can be the most erotic time for a couple."
"Yeah, but-"
"You got me pregnant, Weasley. You have to give me what I want or you'll feel guilty. I know it."
"Okay, FINE!" Ron snapped.
"I think I've changed my mind,"Draco said. "I don't want to be with you when you're in one of your Moods. I have something better in mind."
Draco grinned sadistically through his drying tears. He reached behind his pillows and pulled out a magazine.
"Nooo,"Ron moaned. "I know it excites you but I refuse to look at those again!"
"Come on, Weasley, you'll like them, I promise. "Draco patted the space next to him on the bed. "Check this one out.."
He opened Home Decorator Magazine to the page he'd earmarked and showed it to Ron.
"I'm rather partial to the yellow ducks, although we'll have to change it when the child grows up a bit. But yellow ducks work for either boys or girls and since we don't know what we're having yet, I thought some neutral color or non gender specific designs."
"How are you feeling this afternoon?" Professor Snape poked his head in the door.
"Just fine, Sir,"Draco beamed. "Ron and I are picking out nursery wallpaper."