Authors note: Okay um…too much schoolwork makes updating slow. Anyway next chap…strange stuff, magic, evil, ass kicking. You get it right? Enjoy!
Two months after the ball and Zelda and Shiek's new relationship, we find the two couples out on one of their frequent horse rides.
"Okay!! You win." Shiek shouted as he caught up to Link.
"I told you I was the better horseman." Link gloated.
"Knock it off Link, I could beat you in a race." Malon said.
"Yea, well you grew up with horses." He mumbled.
Zelda laughed at the three of them and dismounted.
"You are all silly!" she laughed.
They all glared at her playfully and dismounted. "We aren't silly! We're competitive," Shiek said.
"Yea, Yea. Your still silly." Zelda replied. They all sat down in a circle under the shade of two small trees. Malon took a small basket off Epona's saddle and took out the food inside it.
"What other things do you think you can beat me at?" Shiek asked. "Well, I can beat you in a sword fight" Link responded.
"Shiek, I wouldn't take that challenge. He would chop you to pieces." Zelda said.
"But sweetheart! Don't you have any faith in me?" Shiek asked with a sad puppy face.
"Uh…. no." Zelda said.
"Yea, I guess you're right," Shiek grumbled," But I'll do it anyway!" Shiek sprung up and pulled out his rapier.
"Aha! So you accept my challenge, huh." Link said as he pulled out his sword.
Shiek nodded and stood at the ready. Link circled him and fell into a fighting stance. "You ready?"
"Yea!" Shiek exclaimed.
Before they could start, a loud rumbling started and knocked them off balance.
"What?" Zelda said as she looked around.
They all looked at the moat nearby and watched as a black granite dragon with glittering emerald eyes rose out of the water. The two young men picked themselves off the ground and advanced toward the statue.
The girls stood up and walked toward the dragon too.
"Weird," Malon said as she stared at it in awe.
As the girls reached out to touch it, the dragon sprang to life and grabbed them both by the wrists. They had little time to scream as they were dragged back into the water.
"What! NO!" Link yelled as he ran to the waters edge.
"What the hell? Where did they go?" Shiek asked.
"I'm gonna find out." Link said as he sheathed his sword and leapt into the water. Shiek ran to the moat and looked into the water.
"Link, where are you?" he yelled as he surveyed the dark water.
He bent over to the moat and searched the bottom. Suddenly Link sprang out of nowhere and grabbed him by the collar. Shiek yelped and was yanked through the moat bed into a secret cave.
"Okay that was weird." Shiek mumbled as he looked around.
"No time to gawk. We gotta find the girls." Link said as he pulled out his sword.
Shiek nodded and armed himself. They proceeded cautiously through the cave, keeping watch for any attacker. Shiek happened to look up at the cave ceiling and noticed strange black goo.
"Link, what is that," he asked.
Link looked up and stared intently at the strange matter.
"I don't know," he answered.
The goo began to move as they stared and it dropped on each of their shoulders. It began to burn through their tunics and they both removed the items and watched as they burned to nothing. They continued to walk until they came to a fork in their path.
They nodded to each other and went down a separate tunnel. It did not take long for them to reach the ends of their paths. They were again facing each other, slight traces of annoyance crossing their features. Link turned and peeked into the large, cavernous opening that the twin paths had led them.
They both entered and studied the surrounding area. The walls of the cave were lined with rows of lit torches all around, and in the center was a fountain with the granite dragon at the head of it. Crouched by the edge were Malon and Zelda.
"Zelda! Malon!" the young men called.
The girls looked at them and smiled.
"There is something strange about them." Sheik whispered to his companion.
"Besides the fact that they have skimpy outfits on." Link replied as he leaned over to get a better look.
Indeed their clothes were, strange, they seemed to be wearing practically nothing more than then two blue silk sashes around their breasts and waists (for the guys out there reading this…start visualizing).
"Let's get them outta here and into some proper clothing." Link said as he ran forward.
Shiek followed and was immediately blown backward along with Link. They were lifted into the air and shackled to an invisible wall in X form. They heard an echoing laugh and the dragon once again came to life.
"Well, well, well. I see the little heroes have come to save their WOMEN!" it snarled.
"Who are you?" Shiek asked.
"Me? I call myself Grangon, short for granite dragon." He replied.
"Why did you capture us?" Link asked, "And what did you do to Malon and Zelda."
"Isn't it obvious?" The dragon laughed and walked forward. "I captured you because I FELT LIKE IT! Oh, and I'm going to kill you and take over Hyrule. Isn't that what the bad guy always does in this story. Not much on brains are you. I put your girlfriends under my control. I have to say, they are quite the lookers, and I think all keep them to satisfy my… physical needs." Grangon replied, "I think I'll change into a simpler form.
Before their eyes, Grangon changed himself into a hylian with granite black skin and the same emerald green eyes. He made a throne appear out of nowhere and sat down.
"Are you two comfortable?" he asked pleasantly.
"No not really. Could you perhaps loosen the bonds? Or better yet… take them off." Link replied haughtily.
"No, but I can help the comfort factor a little bit." Grangon said. He snapped his fingers and Malon and Zelda advanced on them. When she got close to Link, Malon started to stroke his chest and groin. He shuddered and started to wiggle in his bonds.
"Malon, snap out of it! Wake up baby…ohm down a little lower." Link said. She continued her assault until she decided to stop. She stood up on her toes and started to kiss him passionately. After a while Grangon called them back to his side.
'So…um how long are you going to keep us like this?" Shiek asked.
"Oh not long. First I'll fuck your women, then kill you." The dragon man said.
"WHAT!" Link shouted.
The monster grinned and started to kiss both girls.
"Hey man! That's not fuckin' cool!" Shiek shouted as he struggled to free himself.
Grangon ignored him and continued his exploration of Zelda and Malon's bodies. Link was furious! He pulled his bonds with all his might, straining his muscles to their limits. Shiek pulled so hard that he thought he would tear his own arms off. He stopped pulling and watched Link who was still pulling. Link's eyes rolled to the back of his head and he was foaming at the mouth.
Grangon looked up from the two women and watched the young man. "What the hell are you trying to do? You can't break those bonds." Grangon yelled.
Link continued to pull until he finally broke the bond. Shiek's jaw dropped as he took the rest of the invisible bonds off.
"Seize him." The Dragon man shouted.
Link freed Shiek and picked up his sword. A score of mini-Grangons poured into the room and attacked the young warriors with spears. The boys quickly disposed of the tiny nuisances and charged toward Grangon. He barely had time to blink when they bulldozed him back into the dark water. The monster lost control and Malon & Zelda where back to normal.
"What happened? Eek! What is this I'm wearing? This is disgusting! I look like a whore!" Zelda exclaimed.
Malon rolled her eyes and turned her attention to the boys. They were currently trying to strangle Grangon. Dragon man gained the upper hand and kicked them off, blasting them both with two violet colored balls. They both smashed into the wall and were immediately knocked out.
"Hey! Jerk! You hurted my man!" Zelda shouted and started chucking rocks at the monster.
"Enough! OUCH! WATCH IT BITCH! Take them all away and lock them in the dungeon!" Grangon shouted.
More of the little dragon men came and dragged the teens away. The two girls kicked and screamed, struggling to get away from their captors. Despite their small size the little Grangons were quite strong. The two unconscious males were just dragged along, bumping over the rugged path.
The small group twisted and turned through various passages until they finally reached the dungeons. The mini-Grangons tossed the four into the small cell and slammed the door shut then left.
"Link, wake up!" Malon whispered as she shook him.
He stirred and looked at her. "Huh?" he asked groggily.
"Good, you're awake!" she said.
Zelda shook Shiek and he came around.
"What happened?" he asked.
"You two were fighting Granthingy, kicking his ass, and he hit you two with purple balls of energy and you were knocked out. And we ended up here." Malon explained.
"Oh… well that." Link started.
He put a hand over his mouth and scrambled over to a corner of the cell. He vomited in the corner then again. Shiek watched him strangely, and then felt very sick himself. The two continued to throw up and Malon and Zelda just watched.
"What's wrong?" Zelda asked.
"I… don't *cough *… know." Shiek whispered.
They threw up until they were dizzy then lay down on some moldy hay in the middle of the cell. Malon wiped Link's forehead with a corner of her flimsy outfit.
"That blast from uck face must have made them both fall horribly ill." Zelda said.
"Yes, we have to get them out of here and to a doctor." Malon replied as she looked around.
Zelda stood up and inspected the iron bars. "I think I can open these." She said. She took a step back and raised her hands in the air. Her hands glowed a golden light then the door swung open.
"Okay grab Link and let's get out of here." Zelda ordered as she helped Shiek to his feet.
They left the prison quickly and rushed into the dark corridors. They walked quickly twisting and turning around the cave.
"I think were lost!" Malon wailed after a while, "Link isn't getting any lighter. Do you know where we're going?"
"Yes I do! I'm sure the exit is right around this corner." Zelda replied.
They turned around said corner and the floating moat was right above them. "There you see." Zelda said triumphantly.
"Great, but how do we get up?" Malon asked.
Zelda's face fell and she looked at the flying water. She shook her head and held Sheik closer. Malon let Link against the wall then walked toward the water. She reached up and was immediately sucked up when her fingertips touched the water. The three blinked in surprise. Suddenly Malon dropped down again.
"Well, don't stand there! Let's get outta here." She grabbed Link and helped him out of the cave.
Zelda and Shiek followed after. As soon as they were free of the water they mounted their horses and headed back to the castle. Once they reached the castle gates, guards helped them bring Link and Shiek inside. A doctor was called and the boys were put in a room. The girls sat by them and comforted them while they waited for the doctor. The guys threw up a couple times before the doctor arrived.
He examined them both and told Zelda and Malon his conclusion, "I honestly don't know what is wrong. All I can tell you is to make them as comfortable as possible and hopefully they'll get better over time."
They thanked him and led him out.
"What'll we do?" Malon questioned.
"Well find something. Let's go to the library and find something about those violet balls Grangon shot at them." Zelda said.
They ran down the various halls to the large room. The two began to search the many shelves until Malon found a book called Ancient and Dark Magiks. Zelda opened the old tome and scanned the pages. Soon, she found what they were looking for.
"Here it is! It's called the Devils Balls *snort * Ahrem… used as a purple ball to hit victims. Symptoms are violent vomiting then steadily rising temperature and eventual death." She whispered the last part and looked at Malon.
Malon began to cry and sat down in a nearby chair holding her face in her hands. Zelda looked down at the floor and wiped her eyes.
"There must be a cure!" Zelda shouted making Malon jump.
She began to scan the book again and found it. "Eye of bullfrog, leaf of bomb flower and skin from the one that shot the ball."
Malon wiped her eyes and stood up.
"Crush ingredients and mix with clear water and the blood of victim." Zelda read.
"Everything else will be easy to get but how do we get some of Grangon's skin?" Malon asked.
"A cunning plan and breasts. I know what to do! Come on!" Zelda exclaimed. She book marked the page and rushed back to her room with Malon close behind. She went to her closet and pulled out two pairs of riding pants and shirts. She tossed a set to Malon and began to change.
"What's your plan?" Malon asked.
"Well seeing as Grangon is a guy, a horny one at that, I seduce him and you cut off a piece of skin. Then we run like hell out of there and fix our boys." She replied.
They left the room and went to the boys' room. Malon went over to Link and started to remove his belt.
"What… are you doing?" Link rasped.
"Oh we're just going riding." She replied.
"Then why do you need my belt?" he asked.
"For protection?" she mumbled.
"I seriously doubt that, now tell me the truth." He muttered.
"We have to get some of Grangon's skin so we can heal you two." she said.
He grabbed her wrist and pulled her to him. "I forbid it! I can't let you go." He whispered.
"You aren't in the position to forbid anything. I have to or you'll die." She told him.
"I'm not worth risking your life for." He pressed.
"How can you say that? I love you and I'm not going to lose you to some stupid illness! Stop being so fucking heroic!" she exclaimed.
She tried to get away but he pulled her on top of him.
"I am not letting you go." He said.
Zelda helped Malon loose and they walked out of the room.
"Zelda wait! Don't leave!" Shiek yelled hoarsely.
"Malon, come back damn it!" Link screamed
The girls ignored their protests and started to run.
"Malon!"
"Zelda!"
"MALON!"
"ZELDA!"
"MALLON!!"
"ZELLDA!!"
Oh it's heart breakin' isn't it? Well you know the drill. Reviews make me happy and a better writer ~ ___^ did you know that by the Mayan calendar the world is supposed to end on December 23, 2012? I'm not lying.