Authors note: Lalalalala, Ch.10 is here. I wonder if the Mayan Calendar thing was the reason why nobody reviewed… hmmm. Oh well Sorry it took FOREVER! Writers block and homework are killers.

As the girls were running down the hall, they spotted Impa and stopped.

"Impa, I need you to get some stuff for me." Zelda gasped.

Impa nodded and stood waiting, "Okay I want you to get a bullfrog and a bomb flower leaf." She said.

Impa looked at her strangely and said, "Okay but…"

"Thanks! We'll be back." She interrupted then ran off with Malon in tow.

Impa stared at Zelda, slightly confused, "Whatever is going… it's not good."

The two teens ran down to the stables and mounted their horses. "Okay, remember, I seduce him, you get the skin and we run, got it?" Zelda reminded her.

"Got it!" Malon replied.

They rode quickly to Grangon's lair. They dismounted and jumped into the water, running through the caves until they reached the main chamber. The granite dragon was sitting there watching them with its emerald eyes.

"That the fuck do you want?" It growled, "Where are your bastard boyfriends? Have they died yet?"

Malon grew angry and was about to attack him, but Zelda held her back, "Remember the plan, "she whispered into her friends ear.

Zelda walked toward Grangon and circled him, leaning on his shoulder. "We came back to you… we wanted to see you, Your Sexiness." Zelda whispered seductively. Grangon grinned and put his arm around her.

"Really?" Zelda nodded and beckoned Malon over. She gave a sigh of disgust and walked over to Grangon, gently caressing his free arm.

"Oh I see, couldn't get enough of dragon man, huh?" he said.

"Yea, " Zelda said in a low voice. 'Yea right!'

 He put an arm around her waist and started to kiss her neck. Zelda motioned for Malon to do her part. Malon nodded and took Link's dagger out. She grabbed Grangon's arm and swiftly cut off a piece of skin. Grangon yelped and tried to see what she was doing, but Zelda caught his face and kissed him. Malon held up the skin for Zelda to see, then moved toward the exit. Zelda reached into her boot and pulled out the dagger. She pulled back and slashed the blade across his eyes, then kicked him in the nuts.

Dragon man fell over screaming and holding himself, eyes tightly shut and bloody. Zelda dashed out of the room after Malon, Grangon's cries ringing in their ears, "Kill them! Kill those whores!" he yelled in a high-pitched voice.

A wave of mini-Grangons ran out of a side cave and chased after the girls. The teens ran faster and soon reached the portal to the surface. They touched it and were immediately sucked outside.

"Do you have the skin?" Zelda asked. Malon held it up triumphantly then placed it back into her pouch. The queen dropped down by the moat and quickly sloshed water into her mouth and spit it out repeatedly, "I'll probably never get this disgusting taste out of my mouth." She sighed.

Malon peered into the water and said, "I wonder why he doesn't come out after us."

Zelda shrugged and mounted her horse. "Doesn't matter, let's go."

Once they reached the castle, they rushed upstairs to the boys' room. They peeked in and asked how they were doing.

"They're fine, now but after you left earlier they were having a fit. They were kicking and screaming your names, we had to knock them both out to get them to stop.

Malon walked over to Link's side and brushed the blond bangs away from his face.

"Oh, Link, we're going to make you feel better now." She whispered.

There was a knock at the door and Impa came in. "I have what you asked for." She breathed.

"Thank you Impa!" Zelda said as she took the items.

"So what are you doing with that stuff your highness?" She asked.

"Make a potion for the boys so they will get better and beat Grangons' monstrous ass." Zelda replied as she crushed the ingredients together. She separated the mixture into two bowls then poured water into each. She passed one bowl to Malon, "Get some of Link's blood."

Malon drew the knife and shakily cut Link's hand. His eyes snapped opened and he yelped, "What the… Malon!" He immediately sat up and hugged her tightly.

"Malon! Oh baby, I thought I would never see your beautiful face again!" he cried.

"Ack! Oxygen!" Malon gasped. "Oh! Sorry," Link immediately let her go and she coughed.

"Hay, what's going on?" Shiek asked.

"We found a cure for you two." Zelda told him.

"Really?!"

Zelda nodded as she mixed the medicine and passed it to him, "Drink up."

Shiek stared at it in disgust, "You're kidding right?"

"Look, do you want to die?" Zelda asked.

He stared at the dark red mixture then put it to his lips and drank it quickly. He screwed up his face and gagged, "Yuck, that shit is nasty."

Everyone watched him intently. He closed his eyes then started to glow a light green color. "Well? How do you feel?" Zelda asked.

He opened his eyes and smiled. "Better than ever!" he yelled as he stood and did a back flip on the bed. 

Malon smiled and passed Link his medicine. He inhaled it and closed his eyes. The group watched him in silence.

5 minutes… 10 minutes…  15 minutes… 20 minutes… 25 minutes… nothing.

Link's face started to sadden and his bottom lip trembled as he began to shake his head.

"Wh… what's wrong?" Malon asked worriedly.

"It's not working, it's not working." He whispered repeatedly.

"What'd he say?" Shiek asked. Impa walked over to and bent down in front of him.

"Well? What is it? What is he saying?" Zelda asked impatiently.

Impa turned to the slowly and shook her head, "He says… he says it's not… it's not working."

Malon gasped and backed up to the wall, "No, no it has to work. It has to work I can't lose you."

Zelda scanned the book over and over, looking for the reason. "There's no explanation. What the hell is wrong? It was done exactly like Shiek's. It should work!"

"Here give me the book." Shiek commanded.

"No it has to work, it just has to!" Malon screamed hysterically.

"Malon, calm down girl!" Impa yelled.

"You try and calm down when the love of your life is about to die!"

"It's not working… it's not working." Link continued to whisper.

"This is bull, my best friend is not supposed to die like this!" Zelda cried.

"Hold on, we don't' know if he's going to die," Shiek said as he continued to flip through the pages.

"This isn't fair! Goddesses! You can't take my only happiness away." Malon cried.

"Shh…we'll find something." Impa soothed as she cradled the girl.

"This is not fair! I'm going to die a virgin!" Link said aloud.

Zelda and Shiek stared at him in surprise.

"Oh hell no, that is DEFINITELY not fair! C'mon Zel, we have to find this NOW!" The young Sheikah exclaimed. They continued to read but came up with nothing.

"Nothing! Nothing at all, now what are we gonna do?" Shiek groaned as he flung the book across the room.

"So there is nothing we can do?" Impa asked. "Well if we had some more of Grangon's skin… but it's impossible to get any now." Zelda said, "So it's come down to this…we'll have to make him as comfortable as possible."

Malon looked at her friends then ran over to Link and into his arms. She began to cry again and kissed him repeatedly. Link hugged her tightly and cried silently. Zelda started to cry herself and turned to Shiek. He hugged her and kissed her forehead, tears streaming down his cheeks. Impa wiped her eyes and quickly and led Zelda and Shiek out of the room.

"Why did this have to happen? If only I hadn't touched that stupid dragon, this never would have happened." Malon cried

"It wasn't your fault, it was just curiosity. You never knew this would happen. Don't blame yourself, Love." Link said softly.

"But… you were to be my first… my true first anyway. What am I to do without kissing you every morning and holding you in my arms every night? I can't lose you."

"Well, even if we can't be with each other for the rest of our lives, we can still be together now, for our first… and last time." Link whispered.

Malon looked up at him and smiled weakly. Link leaned down toward her and kissed her softly. She wrapped her arms around his neck and pressed herself closer to him.

Link flipped them over so he was on top and started to undress her while she took off the rest of his clothes.

Link nestled his head under Malon's neck. "I love you." He whispered. He gently pushed her back against the pillow and kissed her down her neck to her flat stomach then up to her breasts. Malon smiled at him and he grinned back. He moved up to her face again and stared straight into her eyes.

"Are you ready?" he asked.

She nodded and prepared herself for what was to come. He thrust and she yelped, as her virginal wall was broken. Link watched her silently. "You okay?"

Malon nodded and smiled. "Go on."

Link thrust in a steady rhythm (blah blah blah) making Malon moan louder and louder.

"Uh Malon, I feel like I'm on fire! My head …feels like it's been shoved… into the sun." He told her.

'Oh no! The steadily rising temperature!' Malon's mind screamed. She hugged Link tighter, "Just hold on to me Link. Ignore it and focus on me. I love you." She whispered into his ear, tears forming under her eyes.

They kept up there love making, Link's temperature still rising. He sweated continually making them both wetter than they already were.

Link closed his eyes and shook his head, salty liquid spraying everywhere.

"Don't stop… d.d.don't stop." Malon stuttered, her back arching upward.

Link let out deep groan as he felt himself reaching his peak. He grabbed Malon's shoulders and ground himself into her making her screams grow louder. He came quickly along with Malon who shuddered under him. He collapsed knocking the wind out of her.

"Oh, sorry baby." He said.

"It's okay," she said then put her hand to his forehead. He was burning up!

"Oh Link!" Malon cried as she hugged him.

He patted her head and soothed her. "It'll be okay." The young man gulped and wiped his sweaty forehead. He could feel it death was near. Tipping her head upward he said, "Just remember that I will always love you." He kissed her and lay back against the pillow.

Malon clutched him tightly as she felt him slipping away.

Link sighed painfully and closed his eyes for the last time.

Wahh! The next chapter will probably be the last or second to last chapter. Bye for now. Next chapter up as soon as possible.