::begin part three::
::end commercial break::
::audience applause::
Cat: Welcome back! And if you're just joining us, this is the GUNDAM edition of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire live from
the New Edwards Base! We just went through our first contestant, and let's see what he had to say backstage...
::SPECIAL contestant talk time::
Wufei: I should have known the answer to that last one. I was told that the water was 90 proof AFTER the game... It's
INJUSTICE! Cat shouldn't be hosting the show. She has no justice. She's just a weak Onna. Treize shouldn't make it
into the hot seat. He has no integrity. *shaking fist at camera* Just you wait, TRIEZE! I'm gonna get you!!!
::end talk time::
Cat: Well, he certainly didn't have anything nice to say. And don't worry, Treize, Wufei's being shipped off to the MH right
at this moment. He won't be able to kill or "get" anyone for a while...
::far off in the background is heard the word "INJUSTICE!!!!!!!!"::
Cat: Well, he's gone, so you know what that means...
::metal music::
Cat: It's time for our next fastest finger question!!!
::audience cheers::
Cat: Silence in the audience please.
::total silence::
::Noventa starts whistling::
::Lady Une shoots him in the head::
Lady Une: She said silence in the audience.
Cat: Uh... Okkkaaaayy... What was that? Like the THIRD person today? Ah, well, at least you're keeping the audience in
line... Thanks Une...
Lady Une: No problem.
Cat: Here's our next fastest finger question! Put these following animes into alphabetical order: A. "Escaflowne", B.
"Gundam Wing", C. "DragonBall Z", and D. "Ah My Goddess!"
::in-describable music::
Cat: Times up! And the answers in the correct alphabetical order are: D. "Ah My Goddess!", C. DragonBall Z, A.
"Escaflowne", and finally, B. Gundam Wing.
::answers disappear off screen::
Cat: And the winner this time is...
::switch screen to contestants names::
::Cat gasps::
Cat: RELENA PEACECRAFT???
::audience gasps::
::contestants gasp::
::Relena gasps::
Relena: Yay! See, I'm NOT stupid!!
Cat: OH LORD! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Audience: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Contestants: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Relena: NOOOOOOO!! - ..er... uh... I mean YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
::Bender pops out of the audience::
Bender: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! It's a monster!!! Kill it!!! KILL IT!!!!!
::Bender runs out of the building::
Cat: Uh... Didn't that already happen?
Audience: Uh...
Quatre: Well, I think he's trying to get a point across...
Cat: You might be right about that...
Relena: What point? He's a stupid robot.
Lady Une: Look whos talking...
Relena: LADY UNE!! That wasn't very nice...
Heero: Shut up Relena... We'd rather listen to a stupid tin-can robot and a crazy schizophrinic like Une, than some DICK like you.
Audience: Oo.oO
Relena: HEERO!!!!!
Heero: I SAID SHUT UP!!!
::audience cheers::
Cat: You said it, Heero!
Relena: Can we start the game yet?
Audience: Awwwwwww...
::heartbeat music::
Cat: *sigh* Fine. For 100 dollars Relena, Which of these appliances do you use to call people? A. a blender, B. a microwave,
C. a telephone, or D. a toaster?
Relena: Hmm... it might be a microwave... but... OH oh oh oh!! I KNOW!! A telephone!!!
Cat: Correct! *muttering* ...stupid princess...
Zechs: SHE ANSWERED IT!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE ACTUALLY ANSWERED IT!!!!!!!! hehehe... I thought she'd say
toaster... You guys shoulda seen her try to call Heero.. he hehe...
::audience laughter::
Relena: Zechs!!! Come now, you're my brother!!! Stop it!
Zechs: hehe.. yeah, I am... shamefully... hehehe... wish I weren't...
::stiffled giggling::
Cat: Next question. For 200 dollars, What is the name of the Japanime you act in? A. Gundam Wing, B. Tenshi,
C. Digimon, or D. CardCaptors?
Relena: Ouch, that's tough... I think it's... no wait... it's... uhh... I believe it's... um... uh... I think I'll ask the audience...
Cat: Okay, audience, the "princess" needs your help. On your keypads, vote A, B, C, or D.
::strange music::
Cat: Times up, and... What the - ??? hehehe... looks like only one person voted.. hehehe...
::everyone looks around to see who::
::random person starts giggling nervously::
::everyone death-glares him::
Cat: Anyway, it says the answer is A. Gundam Wing.
Relena: Then I'll say A. Final answer.
Cat: She's correct, folks.
Audience: Awwwwwww....
Contestants: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.....
Relena: What???
Cat: Relena, ignore them so we can get this over with.. For 300 dollars, what is the definition of a pacifist? Is it A. a
psycopathic freak who talks to people who aren't even there, B. a bitchy (MALE) stalker/princess who thinks everyone
can get along fine without weapons, C. Relena Peacecraft, or D. All of the above?
Relena: Uh... Oh! That's easy! The answer is ME!!!
::dramatic music::
Cat: Oh, so sorry Relena.. The correct answer was D. all of the above. Total prize money is zero, here's your check. Now
get out of here.
Relena: *sulking*
::Relena takes the BLANK check and walks away::
::audience cheers::
Cat: Phew... That was actually faster than I expected it... Wow!
::audience starts celebrating::
Cat: Join us after a moment for our next and probably final round.
::commercial break::
::end part three::
***You're almost done... Keep on reading... Surprize ending, watch out... :P ***
::end commercial break::
::audience applause::
Cat: Welcome back! And if you're just joining us, this is the GUNDAM edition of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire live from
the New Edwards Base! We just went through our first contestant, and let's see what he had to say backstage...
::SPECIAL contestant talk time::
Wufei: I should have known the answer to that last one. I was told that the water was 90 proof AFTER the game... It's
INJUSTICE! Cat shouldn't be hosting the show. She has no justice. She's just a weak Onna. Treize shouldn't make it
into the hot seat. He has no integrity. *shaking fist at camera* Just you wait, TRIEZE! I'm gonna get you!!!
::end talk time::
Cat: Well, he certainly didn't have anything nice to say. And don't worry, Treize, Wufei's being shipped off to the MH right
at this moment. He won't be able to kill or "get" anyone for a while...
::far off in the background is heard the word "INJUSTICE!!!!!!!!"::
Cat: Well, he's gone, so you know what that means...
::metal music::
Cat: It's time for our next fastest finger question!!!
::audience cheers::
Cat: Silence in the audience please.
::total silence::
::Noventa starts whistling::
::Lady Une shoots him in the head::
Lady Une: She said silence in the audience.
Cat: Uh... Okkkaaaayy... What was that? Like the THIRD person today? Ah, well, at least you're keeping the audience in
line... Thanks Une...
Lady Une: No problem.
Cat: Here's our next fastest finger question! Put these following animes into alphabetical order: A. "Escaflowne", B.
"Gundam Wing", C. "DragonBall Z", and D. "Ah My Goddess!"
::in-describable music::
Cat: Times up! And the answers in the correct alphabetical order are: D. "Ah My Goddess!", C. DragonBall Z, A.
"Escaflowne", and finally, B. Gundam Wing.
::answers disappear off screen::
Cat: And the winner this time is...
::switch screen to contestants names::
::Cat gasps::
Cat: RELENA PEACECRAFT???
::audience gasps::
::contestants gasp::
::Relena gasps::
Relena: Yay! See, I'm NOT stupid!!
Cat: OH LORD! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Audience: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Contestants: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Relena: NOOOOOOO!! - ..er... uh... I mean YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
::Bender pops out of the audience::
Bender: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! It's a monster!!! Kill it!!! KILL IT!!!!!
::Bender runs out of the building::
Cat: Uh... Didn't that already happen?
Audience: Uh...
Quatre: Well, I think he's trying to get a point across...
Cat: You might be right about that...
Relena: What point? He's a stupid robot.
Lady Une: Look whos talking...
Relena: LADY UNE!! That wasn't very nice...
Heero: Shut up Relena... We'd rather listen to a stupid tin-can robot and a crazy schizophrinic like Une, than some DICK like you.
Audience: Oo.oO
Relena: HEERO!!!!!
Heero: I SAID SHUT UP!!!
::audience cheers::
Cat: You said it, Heero!
Relena: Can we start the game yet?
Audience: Awwwwwww...
::heartbeat music::
Cat: *sigh* Fine. For 100 dollars Relena, Which of these appliances do you use to call people? A. a blender, B. a microwave,
C. a telephone, or D. a toaster?
Relena: Hmm... it might be a microwave... but... OH oh oh oh!! I KNOW!! A telephone!!!
Cat: Correct! *muttering* ...stupid princess...
Zechs: SHE ANSWERED IT!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE ACTUALLY ANSWERED IT!!!!!!!! hehehe... I thought she'd say
toaster... You guys shoulda seen her try to call Heero.. he hehe...
::audience laughter::
Relena: Zechs!!! Come now, you're my brother!!! Stop it!
Zechs: hehe.. yeah, I am... shamefully... hehehe... wish I weren't...
::stiffled giggling::
Cat: Next question. For 200 dollars, What is the name of the Japanime you act in? A. Gundam Wing, B. Tenshi,
C. Digimon, or D. CardCaptors?
Relena: Ouch, that's tough... I think it's... no wait... it's... uhh... I believe it's... um... uh... I think I'll ask the audience...
Cat: Okay, audience, the "princess" needs your help. On your keypads, vote A, B, C, or D.
::strange music::
Cat: Times up, and... What the - ??? hehehe... looks like only one person voted.. hehehe...
::everyone looks around to see who::
::random person starts giggling nervously::
::everyone death-glares him::
Cat: Anyway, it says the answer is A. Gundam Wing.
Relena: Then I'll say A. Final answer.
Cat: She's correct, folks.
Audience: Awwwwwww....
Contestants: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.....
Relena: What???
Cat: Relena, ignore them so we can get this over with.. For 300 dollars, what is the definition of a pacifist? Is it A. a
psycopathic freak who talks to people who aren't even there, B. a bitchy (MALE) stalker/princess who thinks everyone
can get along fine without weapons, C. Relena Peacecraft, or D. All of the above?
Relena: Uh... Oh! That's easy! The answer is ME!!!
::dramatic music::
Cat: Oh, so sorry Relena.. The correct answer was D. all of the above. Total prize money is zero, here's your check. Now
get out of here.
Relena: *sulking*
::Relena takes the BLANK check and walks away::
::audience cheers::
Cat: Phew... That was actually faster than I expected it... Wow!
::audience starts celebrating::
Cat: Join us after a moment for our next and probably final round.
::commercial break::
::end part three::
***You're almost done... Keep on reading... Surprize ending, watch out... :P ***