::begin part four::

::end commercial break::

Cat: Thank you for joining us. Now, some special behind the scenes talk time with our last contestant.

::SPECIAL talk time with contestant::

Relena: I was SOOOO sure of that last answer... How could I be wrong? Well, it was okay for my first try on a game show...

I didn't like how Lady Une was killing people because they wouldn't shut up, but then again, I don't like her because

she killed my family... YES, I used to have a family... But she killed it!!! *starts sobbing* I can't believe Cat is her

friend. They're all evil. *suddenly becoming loud and scary* EVIL!!! EVIL I TELL YOU!!!!!! *falling into a

passionate speech about pacifism for some reason* ---insert unusual, un-understandable jibberish here---

Producer backstage: *sneaks up behind Relena and duct tapes her mouth* I never knew ANYONE could be SO annoying...

::end talk time::

Cat: Hmph... THAT was DEFINATELY one of the weirdest things I've EVER heard... Anyway, here's our next fastest

finger question.

::metal music::

Cat: Put these animals in order from the stupidest to the smartest: A. a chimpanzee, B. a turkey, C. CE Tuberov, and

D. a tiger.

::strange music::

::switch to answers::

Cat: Okay, times up, and the answers in order from stupidest to smartest are: C. CE Tuberov, B. a turkey, D. a tiger, and

finally A. a chimpanzee.

::Tuberov is insulted::

::Tuberov THINKS about objecting, but then remembers that Lady Une would probably shoot him::

::Tuberov coughs instead::

::Lady Une STILL shoots him anyway::

::everyone stares::

Cat: Well... I suppose that was coming... Now, our next contestant is...

::switch to contestants' names::

Cat: Treize Khushrenada!!!

::audience cheers::

::one random person in the audience boos instead::

::the person is finally centered out::

::Lady Une shoots him::

::everyone cheers::

::Treize gets into the hotseat::

Cat: Well, at least we now know that we're going to have at least ONE intellectual on this show...

Treize: *smiling*

Cat: *TRYING to ignore Treize's smile* Okay, let's begin. For 100 dollars, what -

::Cat is cut off::

::soldiers run into the building::

Duo: OH MAN! It's the IRS!!!! EVERYONE HIDE!!!!!!

::Dorothy runs to the exits and locks them::

IRS: *pounding on door* We know you're in there. We have you completely surrounded! There is NO escape. Repeat: We

have you completely surrounded! Come out with the 27+ thousand dollars you owe us!!!

Duo: Everyone shhhhhhh!!!!

IRS: Duo Maxwell, you owe us 4000 dollars! Come out now!

::everyone stares at Duo::

Duo: eh hehehe...

IRS: ZECHS MERQUISE! You owe us 10 000 dollars! Get your butt out here now!

::everyone stares at Zechs::

Zechs: What???

IRS: Cat! You owe us 4000 dollars, 2 local phone books, a frying pan, and an ice cream cone! Get out here now!

::everyone stares at Cat::

::Cat shrugs::

::everyone starts laughing at the list of demands::

IRS: Heero Yuy, you owe us 9000 dollars and a Gundam! Surrender at once!

::no one bothers staring anymore::

IRS: Everyone else, THIS IS A ROBBERY! LAY DOWN YOUR ARMS AND HAND OVER ANY BELONGINGS OF

VALUE!!!!

::everyone looks afraid::

::Treize whispers something to Lady Une::

::Lady Une takes out her cellphone::

::moments later::

IRS: WHAT THE - ??? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Mobile dolls!!!! Run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::Treize and Une are amiling gleefully::

Cat: Wow! I'm glad that's over.. Oh, but I'm afraid we're almost out of time! But no one got to win a million dollars...

DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO SOLVE THAT PROBLEM???

::Bender pops out of the audience AGAIN::

Bender: *pointing at screen with Relena's picture* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! It's a monster! Kill it! KILL

IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::Bender runs out of the building::

::everyone looks at each other::

Heero: I think he's on to something...

Everyone: *rubbing palms together whle plotting an evil deed* Muhahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::everyone looks at Cat reapproachfully::

::Cat smiles evily::

Cat: RELENA? Could you come out here for a moment?

::Relena walks in::

Cat: Relena, I know you didn't win, but here... *winking at the audience* ...we all want you to take the money... Have a seat.

Here's a check for one million dollars.

Relena: You mean it?

Cat: *winking at audience again* Yes, of course I mean it...

::Relena sits down::

Relena: Oh! Thank you!!!

Cat: *grinning evily* And now, folks, it's time for my favorite part of the show! Let's play...

::Cat pushes a blue button::

::Relena gets strapped into the chair::

Audience & Contestants & Cat: WHO WANTS TO KILL A MILLIONAIRE!!!

::Cat pushes a red button::

::Relena gets electricuted::

Relena: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

::Relena dies::

Everyone: YIPEEEE!!! YAHOO!!! YAY!!! HIP HIP HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALLLRRRIIIGGGGHHHHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOO HOO!!!! YEAH!!!! YESYESYESYESYESYESYES!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAWWWEEESSSOOOMMMEEEE!!!!!!!

Cat: Wow... that felt good... *sigh* I always wanted to do that...

Duo: YAY! She's dead!! Now let's PAR-TAY!!!

::audience starts celebrating::

::commercial guy pos out of nowhere::

Commercial guy: Just a reminder, this program was brought to you by *commercial voice* THE ROMEFELLER

FOUNDATION... Keeping old tradidtions -

::Cat pushes the red button again::

::the commercial guys gets zapped::

Commercial guy: ...new...

::Lady Une shoots him::

::the commercial guy dies::

::no one cares::

::everyone keeps partying::

::Wufei escapes from the MH and joins the party::

::Wufei suddenly snaps out of what was possibly a trance::

Wufei: AHHHHHH!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!! Dancing and singing with the enemy!!! I am weak! Forgive me Nataku!!!!!!

::Wufei runs out of building::

::Lady Une and Treize disappear somewhere::

::Noin suddely shows up::

::Noin and Zechs disappear somwhere::

::Trowa and Quatre go to Trowa's apartment::

Cat: HEY! I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING!!! Dorothy didn't kill one person during this WHOLE show!!!!

::everyone looks at Dorothy::

::Dorothy is grinning sheepishly while trying to hide a fencing foil behind her back; there is a body laying by her feet::

Dorothy: eh hehehe...

::the IRS comes and joins in on the party::

::the mobile dolls squish them all::

::James Bond comes to get Heero for stealing his line::

::Bender comes back and brings the booze::

::everyone gets VERY drunk::

::Cat catches a plane back to Cananda::

::credits run across the screen::

::everyone is STILL partying::

::the base explodes::

::Dilandau is spotted standing outside the rubble::



Dilandau: MMMMOOOOORRRRRRREEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Muhahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE,

STUPID GUNDAM CHARACTERS, DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

::the Earth explodes::

Dilandau: Shit.

::commercial break::

::end part four::

::story ends here::











***So, wha'd'ya think? Packed with stupidity and poor attempts at humor, right? Please R&R. Thanx!! Oh, and if you're wondering who Bob and Joss are, they're friends of mine... Well, Bob isn't... He's just a classmate... Joss is my friend... ^_^ Cat is (Well, duh, who else...) me... The one and only Crazy Cathy...***