Monday morning had finally come and Mark, Glen, Booker, Amy, Matt, Jeff, Rob, Jean and Barbarella had to wake up extra early for their first day of school. Ric had all bought them condo's in California so they would have a place to stay while attending school.
"Get the hell out of the bathroom already Jean!...you've been there for 2 hours" Barb yelled out while she pounded the door with her fist.
"Piss off Barb!...I'm doing my hair!" Jean said.
"Well do it out here damn it!...we're going to be late!" Barb yelled.
Suddenly Jean opened the door violently with the cordless dryer in her hand "Fine, fine, get your ass in there!" she said.
"Damn girl, you look like a poodle!" Barb said. Jean then flipped her off again. "Jean, you know, instead of insulting me with it, there are other uses for that offensive finger of yours" Barb said. Jean just burst out with laughter and then Barb said "Oh dude...that didn't sound right"
"Ok missy, get your ass in that bathroom, we don't have much time" Jean said. After that Barb went in the bathroom, showered and got dressed. About thirty minutes later, there was a knock on their door.
"Coming" Jean said. She opened the door and saw Rob standing there.
"What's up? Are you two ready?, everyone is waiting in the van outside" he said to Jean.
"Yeah...Barb, come on, lets go!" she said. Barb came out with her back bag and she was all ready for school.
"Babe!...you look so cute!" Rob told Barb as he kissed her.
"Ok, you love birds, lets go" Jean insisted. They went downstairs to the parking lot where the van was. Matt was in the drivers seat and when he saw Barb, Jean and Rob, he looked at Barb and Jean and pointed at his watch to tell them that they were going to be late if they didn't hurry. Jean then proceeded to flip him off. Barb, Rob and J got in the van and shut the door.
"What took you so long Rob?...I told you to go and get them..not to sit down and have tea" Matt said.
"Dude...it wasn't my fault, they wouldn't come out" Rob said.
"Women" Matt muttered. Then he felt Amy elbow him in the ribs. "Owww! " he said. Amy just gave him a stern look.
They pulled in the parking lot of the school and they parked. They all got out one by one and they headed towards the school.
"God help us all" Lita said as they walked to the gate.
"Guys, try to keep a low profile" Booker said.
"Yeah, yeah, we know B" Barb said.
"Damn Barb we haven't been here in so long" Jean said.
"I know, I wonder if old Mrs. Barkin is still giving tardy slips" Barb said. As soon as she said that she heard a crackly voice of an old woman
"Comeback here you slacker!" she yelled at some young kid that was standing there. She gave him a tardy slip and then she began to look around for more victims to give tardy slips to.
"Oh shit...run you guys, run!" Barb and Jean whispered to the rest of them softly. They all followed them quickly. Barb and Jean recalled the many times they were tardy and they remembered how they use to sneak in through this corridor in the other side of the school. They finally managed to sneak in and they headed to the main office. They walked and each of them were directed to their classes.
A couple of hours passed and then the dreadful third period came. It was so weird how their third periods were the worst.
"Get the hell out of the bathroom already Jean!...you've been there for 2 hours" Barb yelled out while she pounded the door with her fist.
"Piss off Barb!...I'm doing my hair!" Jean said.
"Well do it out here damn it!...we're going to be late!" Barb yelled.
Suddenly Jean opened the door violently with the cordless dryer in her hand "Fine, fine, get your ass in there!" she said.
"Damn girl, you look like a poodle!" Barb said. Jean then flipped her off again. "Jean, you know, instead of insulting me with it, there are other uses for that offensive finger of yours" Barb said. Jean just burst out with laughter and then Barb said "Oh dude...that didn't sound right"
"Ok missy, get your ass in that bathroom, we don't have much time" Jean said. After that Barb went in the bathroom, showered and got dressed. About thirty minutes later, there was a knock on their door.
"Coming" Jean said. She opened the door and saw Rob standing there.
"What's up? Are you two ready?, everyone is waiting in the van outside" he said to Jean.
"Yeah...Barb, come on, lets go!" she said. Barb came out with her back bag and she was all ready for school.
"Babe!...you look so cute!" Rob told Barb as he kissed her.
"Ok, you love birds, lets go" Jean insisted. They went downstairs to the parking lot where the van was. Matt was in the drivers seat and when he saw Barb, Jean and Rob, he looked at Barb and Jean and pointed at his watch to tell them that they were going to be late if they didn't hurry. Jean then proceeded to flip him off. Barb, Rob and J got in the van and shut the door.
"What took you so long Rob?...I told you to go and get them..not to sit down and have tea" Matt said.
"Dude...it wasn't my fault, they wouldn't come out" Rob said.
"Women" Matt muttered. Then he felt Amy elbow him in the ribs. "Owww! " he said. Amy just gave him a stern look.
They pulled in the parking lot of the school and they parked. They all got out one by one and they headed towards the school.
"God help us all" Lita said as they walked to the gate.
"Guys, try to keep a low profile" Booker said.
"Yeah, yeah, we know B" Barb said.
"Damn Barb we haven't been here in so long" Jean said.
"I know, I wonder if old Mrs. Barkin is still giving tardy slips" Barb said. As soon as she said that she heard a crackly voice of an old woman
"Comeback here you slacker!" she yelled at some young kid that was standing there. She gave him a tardy slip and then she began to look around for more victims to give tardy slips to.
"Oh shit...run you guys, run!" Barb and Jean whispered to the rest of them softly. They all followed them quickly. Barb and Jean recalled the many times they were tardy and they remembered how they use to sneak in through this corridor in the other side of the school. They finally managed to sneak in and they headed to the main office. They walked and each of them were directed to their classes.
A couple of hours passed and then the dreadful third period came. It was so weird how their third periods were the worst.