Rob- Third Period Knitting Class
"Owwwwww!!!!" Rob whined as he poked himself with the knitting needle for the billionth time. "Mrs. Stewart!...I can't do this shit!" he yelled
"First of all, watch your language young man...this isn't the WWF! I don't care how famous you are, you are not speaking like that in my class!...now get back to work" she reminded him. She turned back around and Rob mimicked what she had said. *damn old hag...when was the last time you got laid?* he thought. Rob tried to knit the yarn he had in his fingers again, and then he made a loop and quickly put the needle throughout it so it would make the link, but he had done it so quickly that he forgot his finger was still in the loop. A big dose of pain entered Rob as he saw his blood turn that white yarn into red.
"Hey...Stewart" Rob said silently
She was busy doing something else and said, "Hold on Rob"
"Uh...uh...Stewart!" he said once again as the pain got worse and worse.
"Just a minute Rob!" she said irritated.
Rob got up and he began to yell at her "Listen to me you jacked up bitch, I don't give a damn what you're doing, do something about this!" he said desperately as he raised his hand to her view and showed her the needle in his finger.
"Look Rob, I don't have any time for your games right now! Do you think I'm some kind of idiot? only an idiot would injure himself with a knitting needle, what the hell is wrong with you Szatkowski?" she lectured him. She went on and on and Rob kept losing more and more and more blood. Her words began to fade in Rob's mind and soon he became giddy, within seconds, Rob collapsed on the floor. A loud thump was heard throughout the classroom.
"OMG!...you killed the whole fucking show!" some bimbo yelled out in the back. She ran to him quickly and kneeled beside him "Maybe I should give him mouth to mouth!" she announced. Before anyone could say anything, her lips were right on top of his, she seemed to enjoy it.
Rob felt a strangers lips caressing his and he quickly jumped back to reality. He opened his eyes and sat up quickly spitting out the taste and looking at the bimbo in disgust.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?!?!!?" he yelled out.
"Now, now Rob, calm down...she was only trying to help" Mrs. Stewart said as she wrote Rob a quick note to the Nurse's office.
Rob looked at Mrs. Stewart and gave her the *I want to kill you* look. He snatched the note away from her hand and he began to walk away. As he reached the door he turned around and pointed at the bimbo "And don't you ever...ever put your hands on R-V-D!" he warned her. Rob walked out of the room and went to the nurse's office.
"Owwwwww!!!!" Rob whined as he poked himself with the knitting needle for the billionth time. "Mrs. Stewart!...I can't do this shit!" he yelled
"First of all, watch your language young man...this isn't the WWF! I don't care how famous you are, you are not speaking like that in my class!...now get back to work" she reminded him. She turned back around and Rob mimicked what she had said. *damn old hag...when was the last time you got laid?* he thought. Rob tried to knit the yarn he had in his fingers again, and then he made a loop and quickly put the needle throughout it so it would make the link, but he had done it so quickly that he forgot his finger was still in the loop. A big dose of pain entered Rob as he saw his blood turn that white yarn into red.
"Hey...Stewart" Rob said silently
She was busy doing something else and said, "Hold on Rob"
"Uh...uh...Stewart!" he said once again as the pain got worse and worse.
"Just a minute Rob!" she said irritated.
Rob got up and he began to yell at her "Listen to me you jacked up bitch, I don't give a damn what you're doing, do something about this!" he said desperately as he raised his hand to her view and showed her the needle in his finger.
"Look Rob, I don't have any time for your games right now! Do you think I'm some kind of idiot? only an idiot would injure himself with a knitting needle, what the hell is wrong with you Szatkowski?" she lectured him. She went on and on and Rob kept losing more and more and more blood. Her words began to fade in Rob's mind and soon he became giddy, within seconds, Rob collapsed on the floor. A loud thump was heard throughout the classroom.
"OMG!...you killed the whole fucking show!" some bimbo yelled out in the back. She ran to him quickly and kneeled beside him "Maybe I should give him mouth to mouth!" she announced. Before anyone could say anything, her lips were right on top of his, she seemed to enjoy it.
Rob felt a strangers lips caressing his and he quickly jumped back to reality. He opened his eyes and sat up quickly spitting out the taste and looking at the bimbo in disgust.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?!?!!?" he yelled out.
"Now, now Rob, calm down...she was only trying to help" Mrs. Stewart said as she wrote Rob a quick note to the Nurse's office.
Rob looked at Mrs. Stewart and gave her the *I want to kill you* look. He snatched the note away from her hand and he began to walk away. As he reached the door he turned around and pointed at the bimbo "And don't you ever...ever put your hands on R-V-D!" he warned her. Rob walked out of the room and went to the nurse's office.