Barbarella and Jean- third Period Auto
Barb and Jean slammed their carburetors on the table with frustration "We are WWF executives!...not freaken' mechanics!" Barb protested.
"Now, now ladies...think of it as an art...not labor" Mr. Midas said.
"Blah...blah...blah" Barb said. She let out a small giggle and she expected Jean to do the same, but she didn't; Jean instead has a sad expression on her face.
With a look of concern Barb said "Everything ok Jean?, you seemed a bit sad this morning"
"Nah Barb...I'm ok" she said sadly
"Come on Jean, don't lie to me...you and I are tight...now come on, spill it"
Jean looked at her and her eyes got watery "Barb...Chris..."
"Oh come on Jean...don't cry, whatever it is, it'll be ok" she said.
"Barb...lately Chris' angle in the WWF has been too much, I mean...with him losing the undisputed title and having him hang out with his friends and all these women..."
"Oh, but..." she said
"Wait Barb...there's more. Last PPV...Chris was hanging out with Stephanie McMahon friends. I flew in to Toronto to surprise him and when I went inside his dressing room, he was...he was screwing Stephanie "she said trying to contain her tears
"That bastard!...Oh, when I see him I'm going to kick his ass...just wait and see" Barb said with anger. She hugged Jean "Don't worry Jeanie...everything will be ok...it'll all blow over" When Barb let go of Jean, she hadn't noticed that her foot had gotten caught on one of the extension cords. When she stepped back, she pulled the cord causing it to push the carburetor over and having it land on her toe.
"Owwwwww!!!!!!!....that Fucking stupid....*BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP*" Barb yelled.
"OMG Barb!...are you ok?" Jean said as she kneeled by her friend.
Mr. Midas quickly rushed over "What happened here ladies?" he asked.
"Um...I think Barb had a little accident with the carbonator" Jean said.
"You mean the carBURator?" Mr. Midas said.
"Carbonator, carburetor?...what's the difference?...My friend is in pain here Midas!" Jean yelled.
Mr. Midas picked Barbarella up and sat her down on the table "I think the nurse needs to see you" he said.
"Nah?...you think?" Jean said with a sudden urge to smack him.
Mr. Midas grabbed a wheel chair he had in the closet and he sat Barbarella down in it. "Now wheel your candy ass over there!" he said.
Barbarella wanted to cuss him out so bad...but she couldn't...her toe was too much in pain!. Jean opened the door for her and Barb headed out of the door, Jean wanted to go with her but Midas didn't let her. "Barbarella is a big girl...she can handle it" Midas said. He turned back around and Jean flipped him off and laughter was heard all around the Auto shop.
Barb went over to the nurses office and she opened the door
"Ah damn it!" she said as she hit the door with her wheelchair. She finally got inside and she saw Mark in there with a brand new set of funky plaid looking clothes on and an ice pack over his forehead. Barb wheeled closer and said, "What the hell happened to you?"
"I was just about to ask you the same thing" he replied
"Well...I have third period Auto and–"
"Say no more!" he interrupted.
Barb stuck her tongue out at him and she wheeled over next to him to wait for the nurse. "So...what's new Markey Mark?" she asked
"Nothing much...you just missed Rob, he had a little accident with the knitting needle."
"Ouchie...my poor baby"
Mark thought it would be a good opportunity to talk to Barb about what was bugging him, "Barbarella...can I talk to you about something?"
"Woah...you're calling me Barbarella...this must be important" she teased.
He smiled a bit, then he got serious and then he spilled it, "Jean loves Chris doesn't she?...I mean, she's really happy with him, huh?"
Barb couldn't help but giggle a bit "OMG...you have a crush on her?...you really do?"
"I do not!...I just want to know"
"Sure you do." Barb continued to tease.
"Don't say anything Barb...I beg you" he pleaded.
"Don't worry, I won't...all I can tell you you is that Jean's a little confused about Chris right now...things aren't going to well"
"What?...what's wrong?....I swear, if that son of a bitch hurts Jean...I'll stick my foot so far up his ass, I swear he won't thirst for a week" he threatened.
"Woah...calm down dead man" Barb told him "Just let it go dude, I think you're stressing over this more that Jean is" she teased.
Mark just rolled his eyes, leaned his head back against the wall and put the ice pack on his forehead.
The nurse finally came out, she saw Barb and then with her hands on her hips, she said "And what the hell happened to you?...goodness, you new kids are either having a bad first day or you are really clumsy"
"Yeah...ha ha, very funny nurse Wagner" Barb said as she wheeled herself in the room. "Laters Marky Mark"
"Bye Babe"
Barb and Jean slammed their carburetors on the table with frustration "We are WWF executives!...not freaken' mechanics!" Barb protested.
"Now, now ladies...think of it as an art...not labor" Mr. Midas said.
"Blah...blah...blah" Barb said. She let out a small giggle and she expected Jean to do the same, but she didn't; Jean instead has a sad expression on her face.
With a look of concern Barb said "Everything ok Jean?, you seemed a bit sad this morning"
"Nah Barb...I'm ok" she said sadly
"Come on Jean, don't lie to me...you and I are tight...now come on, spill it"
Jean looked at her and her eyes got watery "Barb...Chris..."
"Oh come on Jean...don't cry, whatever it is, it'll be ok" she said.
"Barb...lately Chris' angle in the WWF has been too much, I mean...with him losing the undisputed title and having him hang out with his friends and all these women..."
"Oh, but..." she said
"Wait Barb...there's more. Last PPV...Chris was hanging out with Stephanie McMahon friends. I flew in to Toronto to surprise him and when I went inside his dressing room, he was...he was screwing Stephanie "she said trying to contain her tears
"That bastard!...Oh, when I see him I'm going to kick his ass...just wait and see" Barb said with anger. She hugged Jean "Don't worry Jeanie...everything will be ok...it'll all blow over" When Barb let go of Jean, she hadn't noticed that her foot had gotten caught on one of the extension cords. When she stepped back, she pulled the cord causing it to push the carburetor over and having it land on her toe.
"Owwwwww!!!!!!!....that Fucking stupid....*BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP*" Barb yelled.
"OMG Barb!...are you ok?" Jean said as she kneeled by her friend.
Mr. Midas quickly rushed over "What happened here ladies?" he asked.
"Um...I think Barb had a little accident with the carbonator" Jean said.
"You mean the carBURator?" Mr. Midas said.
"Carbonator, carburetor?...what's the difference?...My friend is in pain here Midas!" Jean yelled.
Mr. Midas picked Barbarella up and sat her down on the table "I think the nurse needs to see you" he said.
"Nah?...you think?" Jean said with a sudden urge to smack him.
Mr. Midas grabbed a wheel chair he had in the closet and he sat Barbarella down in it. "Now wheel your candy ass over there!" he said.
Barbarella wanted to cuss him out so bad...but she couldn't...her toe was too much in pain!. Jean opened the door for her and Barb headed out of the door, Jean wanted to go with her but Midas didn't let her. "Barbarella is a big girl...she can handle it" Midas said. He turned back around and Jean flipped him off and laughter was heard all around the Auto shop.
Barb went over to the nurses office and she opened the door
"Ah damn it!" she said as she hit the door with her wheelchair. She finally got inside and she saw Mark in there with a brand new set of funky plaid looking clothes on and an ice pack over his forehead. Barb wheeled closer and said, "What the hell happened to you?"
"I was just about to ask you the same thing" he replied
"Well...I have third period Auto and–"
"Say no more!" he interrupted.
Barb stuck her tongue out at him and she wheeled over next to him to wait for the nurse. "So...what's new Markey Mark?" she asked
"Nothing much...you just missed Rob, he had a little accident with the knitting needle."
"Ouchie...my poor baby"
Mark thought it would be a good opportunity to talk to Barb about what was bugging him, "Barbarella...can I talk to you about something?"
"Woah...you're calling me Barbarella...this must be important" she teased.
He smiled a bit, then he got serious and then he spilled it, "Jean loves Chris doesn't she?...I mean, she's really happy with him, huh?"
Barb couldn't help but giggle a bit "OMG...you have a crush on her?...you really do?"
"I do not!...I just want to know"
"Sure you do." Barb continued to tease.
"Don't say anything Barb...I beg you" he pleaded.
"Don't worry, I won't...all I can tell you you is that Jean's a little confused about Chris right now...things aren't going to well"
"What?...what's wrong?....I swear, if that son of a bitch hurts Jean...I'll stick my foot so far up his ass, I swear he won't thirst for a week" he threatened.
"Woah...calm down dead man" Barb told him "Just let it go dude, I think you're stressing over this more that Jean is" she teased.
Mark just rolled his eyes, leaned his head back against the wall and put the ice pack on his forehead.
The nurse finally came out, she saw Barb and then with her hands on her hips, she said "And what the hell happened to you?...goodness, you new kids are either having a bad first day or you are really clumsy"
"Yeah...ha ha, very funny nurse Wagner" Barb said as she wheeled herself in the room. "Laters Marky Mark"
"Bye Babe"