There once was a boy named Harry,
Who lived with relatives quite scary.
He fell on his face, it was quite a disgrace
and changed his name to Larry.

There once was a girl named Hermione.
And the author couldn't think of anything that rhymed with her name so moved on to Ron.

There once was a boy named Ron,
And over Larry he did faun.
They got in a fight on their wedding night
and soon there wands were drawn.

Expiliarmus!' scar-boy said,
and Ron went flying and hit his head.
He started to cry, then ate a french fry
and they decided not to wed.

At this precise moment, Snape came along,
He was laughing and dancing and singing a song.
He took 50 points and smoked lots of joints
And said this is just wrong.

Hermione laughed with a snarl and a sneer
You all are real stupid, your downright queer.'
But then she forgave them; she thought she could save them
then they all went out for some beer.