Twisted Fate Of Strange...
(A/N) Disclaimer: Umm I don't own anyone belonging to J.K. Rowling. All I own so far are Angora, Pandora, and the other family members. Oh yeah, and Jeremy, who is not really an alter ego, just a random muggle who is trapped in Sirius' head.
Sirius Black stared out of the train window and sighed to himself. 'Damn. There are some things you just don't do at Hogwarts.'
'It's not your fault, well not completely.' Said Jeremy, Sirius's alter ego, who was forever trapped inside Sirius's head.
'Oh no, now your going to be smart again and go over why a) don't listen to James, b) don't make fun of headmasters, c) don't listen to James, d) never draw murals again, e) don't listen to James f) Nude pictures aren't compliments, and g) don't listen to James. Am I right or what?
'What. I was just going to say that.. Well never mind, you're right.'
'I bet I'm the only kid in the History of Hogwarts to get actually sent out of school.'
'It's called suspension, Sirius.'
'That's what muggles call it muggle boy. I mean, expulsion I've heard of, detention I can deal with, but I got sent out of school for a whole frikin year! I'll have to go to muggle school, I'll have to pretend I'm normal and above all I'm not with James, my best friend, Peter and Remus my prank partners, and Lily, my girlfriend.'
'As if I didn't know. You've been complaining all day for crying out loud! It won't be so bad, you went to Muggle school before Hogwarts remember, and I don't enjoy your disrespect for non-magic people. I am one you know.'
'Jeremy, sometimes I reeeeally hate you. Just shut up for now kay? We're almost here.'
'Fine. Be that way. But I'm not helping you with subtraction of fractions or the Pythagorean theorem. So there.'
The Hogwarts Express soon pulled into the King's Cross Station and Sirius grabbed his trunk and hopped off, hoping no one he knew was there. Ha. Fat chance of that.
"Siriuuuuuuuuusss!!!" Sirius heard Angora shriek as she threw her arms around his neck. "We missed you!"
"Sure you did, where's Pandora?"
"Right here cousin," Said a voice behind him. It was Pandora, Angora's twin sister and Sirius's favourite cousin. "Angora let go of him. I'm sure he doesn't want to be celebrating right now, he did get kicked out of school for the rest of the year, remember?"
"Fine. I'll just leave you two. I'm obviously not wanted here." Angora walked away in a huff, her blond hair swinging behind her; completely oblivious to the whistles she was getting from the random guys gathered about the station.
Sirius turned to Pandora. "I still can't get over how you look so much alike and yet are so different."
"Crazy. She's a blonde, I'm a brunette. She has gray eyes, I have blue eyes. She's completely clueless, I'm an A-student. Oh, and speaking of which, your mom, Aunt Lunette signed you up for our school, unfortunately, your not in my class."
"That's just life for you I guess," Said Sirius, walking up to his parents and aunt and uncle. "And mine hasn't been too pe3achy lately if you haven't noticed."
After the various family greetings, and stern looks from Sirius's college student brother, Atlantis, and sympathetic looks from Sirius's little sister, Happiness, the two families got into their cars and drove to Sunny Hollow, the four-story warehouse they shared.
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Sirius dropped his bags and looked around his room, remembering it's smell and sight. This was home, but it could never be as much fun as Hogwarts. At least he could go back next year. But... MUGGLE SCHOOL!!!! This was the worst punishment he could ever dream of!
'It is not, remember the time where you dreamt all your nails were pulled out and fed to Peter, who became corrupted and turned into Malfoy? Or the time you dreamt you were in a strip bar and only you weren't able to walk around the corner into the actual room and had to stay in the hall? You thought those were pretty bad.'
'Okay, okay, those were worse, but still, here I'm gonna be stupid, not able to play any sports, not have the right clothes...'
"Hey Siriuuuuuuuuuusss!" Angora called from the stairs. "Mom and Aunt Lunette say you need better clothes so you're going to come shopping with me!"
"Is Pandora coming?" Sirius asked hopefully.
"Nope! She has to practice her guitar, and besides, I am more fashionably enlightened." Angora notified him. "Now hurry up! I want to get to Bluenotes before it closes, and then there's Old Navy, American Eagle... Oh wow! Sirius this is going to be so much fun!"
"Yeah, yeah, it'll be great." 'Dammit! This is gonna suck! Why can't Pandora come? Angora will probably bring some of her stupid, ditsy friends with her! I don't believe this!'
"Sirius! Now!" Angora yelled.
"Coming!!!"
'Hehehe, check off right clothes!' said Jeremy with a distinctly evil chuckle.
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(A/N) Disclaimer: Umm I don't own anyone belonging to J.K. Rowling. All I own so far are Angora, Pandora, and the other family members. Oh yeah, and Jeremy, who is not really an alter ego, just a random muggle who is trapped in Sirius' head.
Sirius Black stared out of the train window and sighed to himself. 'Damn. There are some things you just don't do at Hogwarts.'
'It's not your fault, well not completely.' Said Jeremy, Sirius's alter ego, who was forever trapped inside Sirius's head.
'Oh no, now your going to be smart again and go over why a) don't listen to James, b) don't make fun of headmasters, c) don't listen to James, d) never draw murals again, e) don't listen to James f) Nude pictures aren't compliments, and g) don't listen to James. Am I right or what?
'What. I was just going to say that.. Well never mind, you're right.'
'I bet I'm the only kid in the History of Hogwarts to get actually sent out of school.'
'It's called suspension, Sirius.'
'That's what muggles call it muggle boy. I mean, expulsion I've heard of, detention I can deal with, but I got sent out of school for a whole frikin year! I'll have to go to muggle school, I'll have to pretend I'm normal and above all I'm not with James, my best friend, Peter and Remus my prank partners, and Lily, my girlfriend.'
'As if I didn't know. You've been complaining all day for crying out loud! It won't be so bad, you went to Muggle school before Hogwarts remember, and I don't enjoy your disrespect for non-magic people. I am one you know.'
'Jeremy, sometimes I reeeeally hate you. Just shut up for now kay? We're almost here.'
'Fine. Be that way. But I'm not helping you with subtraction of fractions or the Pythagorean theorem. So there.'
The Hogwarts Express soon pulled into the King's Cross Station and Sirius grabbed his trunk and hopped off, hoping no one he knew was there. Ha. Fat chance of that.
"Siriuuuuuuuuusss!!!" Sirius heard Angora shriek as she threw her arms around his neck. "We missed you!"
"Sure you did, where's Pandora?"
"Right here cousin," Said a voice behind him. It was Pandora, Angora's twin sister and Sirius's favourite cousin. "Angora let go of him. I'm sure he doesn't want to be celebrating right now, he did get kicked out of school for the rest of the year, remember?"
"Fine. I'll just leave you two. I'm obviously not wanted here." Angora walked away in a huff, her blond hair swinging behind her; completely oblivious to the whistles she was getting from the random guys gathered about the station.
Sirius turned to Pandora. "I still can't get over how you look so much alike and yet are so different."
"Crazy. She's a blonde, I'm a brunette. She has gray eyes, I have blue eyes. She's completely clueless, I'm an A-student. Oh, and speaking of which, your mom, Aunt Lunette signed you up for our school, unfortunately, your not in my class."
"That's just life for you I guess," Said Sirius, walking up to his parents and aunt and uncle. "And mine hasn't been too pe3achy lately if you haven't noticed."
After the various family greetings, and stern looks from Sirius's college student brother, Atlantis, and sympathetic looks from Sirius's little sister, Happiness, the two families got into their cars and drove to Sunny Hollow, the four-story warehouse they shared.
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Sirius dropped his bags and looked around his room, remembering it's smell and sight. This was home, but it could never be as much fun as Hogwarts. At least he could go back next year. But... MUGGLE SCHOOL!!!! This was the worst punishment he could ever dream of!
'It is not, remember the time where you dreamt all your nails were pulled out and fed to Peter, who became corrupted and turned into Malfoy? Or the time you dreamt you were in a strip bar and only you weren't able to walk around the corner into the actual room and had to stay in the hall? You thought those were pretty bad.'
'Okay, okay, those were worse, but still, here I'm gonna be stupid, not able to play any sports, not have the right clothes...'
"Hey Siriuuuuuuuuuusss!" Angora called from the stairs. "Mom and Aunt Lunette say you need better clothes so you're going to come shopping with me!"
"Is Pandora coming?" Sirius asked hopefully.
"Nope! She has to practice her guitar, and besides, I am more fashionably enlightened." Angora notified him. "Now hurry up! I want to get to Bluenotes before it closes, and then there's Old Navy, American Eagle... Oh wow! Sirius this is going to be so much fun!"
"Yeah, yeah, it'll be great." 'Dammit! This is gonna suck! Why can't Pandora come? Angora will probably bring some of her stupid, ditsy friends with her! I don't believe this!'
"Sirius! Now!" Angora yelled.
"Coming!!!"
'Hehehe, check off right clothes!' said Jeremy with a distinctly evil chuckle.
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