Twisted Fate Of Strange... chapter 2.
(A/N) Disclaimer: anything you recognize is J.K. Rowlings, anything you don't is mine.
Oh and b4 anyone asks, Sirius does know what muggle money and batteries are because his entire family are muggles. He's the only magic one.
'Is this annoying or what? I'm stuck in a hot pink convertible, zooming around town, picking up random friends of Angora's and sitting still while they all feel my stomach muscles! I mean, c'mon, what is this!'
'Please Sirius, you know you're enjoying it.'
'Shut up, it's not funny, i just like this sort of thing... What! they're hot!'
"Sirius sweetie," called Angora from the front seat."We're almost here, your mom gave me $250 for you to spend, alright?"
'Sweetie?' "Sure sure."
"You do realize she's just saying that to show off to her friends, right?" A girl sitting beside him said.
"What? How is that showing off?"
"I dunno, but was there really any other obvious point to her sentence?" She replied, turning on a C.D. player.
"Hmmmm, hey you're right!" Said Sirius, not noticing that the girl had stopped listening to him. She was pretty nice he decided, as she was the only one who hadn't said something suggestive to him.
'And not bad-looking either, eh Sirius?' Jeremy put in with what Sirius could swear was a mental nudge.
'Ok, now is Jeremy's shut up time!' Said Sirius as Angora stopped the car and they all walked into the mall. Once inside, they split into two groups of four and one of five, two of the groups left and he remained with Angora, the nice girl, a chinese girl and some bleach-blond who looked like she was trying to be identical to Angora.
"Ok Sirius honey, these are my friends Maggie (the blond) and Jessica (the chinese). Oh and that's Lexa, she's Pandora's friend and she wanted to come along to buy some batteries."
'Honey? I'm honey now? Well that explains why Lexa is different, she's Pandora's friend. God, I know we're related, but sometimes I really hate Angora.'
'So you've told me.' Said Jeremy in a bored tone. 'Now go do something interesting, this is no fun!'
'I aim only to please your highness.' Replied Sirius sarcastically, as he told Angora he'd find Lexa some batteries.
Angora pulled him to the side and whispered, "Sirius darling, I thought you and Jessica could spend some time together, besides, I heard Lexa is into drugs! You don't want to be with her kind."
"You mean your sister's kind?" Sirius pointed out sullenly. "Well i don't think it matters because i don't know what drugs are anyway. And didn't you catch the hint? I want to go with Lexa."
"Fine! But you'll be sorry when you see how mean she is!" Angora stomped off with Maggie and Jessica in her wake.
"Maybe to you!" Sirius said softly, but Lexa heard.
"Yeah actually, she's really a bitch sometimes and I just can't stand that!"
"Can you stand me?" Said Sirius, smiling his mischeivious grin at her.
"Easily. Now I really need those batteries, my C.D. player is almost out." She replied, grabbing his hand and dragging him towards a store with the sign 'Shopper's Drug Mart' above it.
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'If these are the "drugs" Angora was talking about, I don't see anything wrong.'
'Sirius darling,' Jeremy mocked, 'You've got a hell of a lot to learn.'
"Hey Sirius!" Lexa called from the check-out counter, "I've got my batteries, let's go!"
"Go where?" He yelled back, walking towards her. "Well I have to go clothes shopping now. I don't want to spend all of my mom's money."
"Well you don't have to shop brand-name. We can go to a discount store like winners, or then there's sears and the bay right here in the mall. Angora wants you to look 'cool' but it's not as if everyone is always peering at your ass looking for labels anyway."
'I bet they do with Angora.' Jeremy said
'Only you Jeremy, only you." Sighed Sirius.
They walked over to sears and spent te rest of the afternoon happily making Sirius look like an idiot. At 5:00 they headed back downstairs to the information booth and food courts where everyone had agreed to meet.
"Hey hottie, we're back!" called Sirius to his cousin, happily watching every single girl and guy from ages 14-16 within hearing distance turn around and look at him.
"Sirius!" Angora shrieked. "Get over here!"
"Comiiiiiiiiiiinnng!!!!" Sirius yelled as he ran through a huge crowd of shoppers.
"Listen Sirius, I do not like being made fun of. Don't you ever do that again!" Angora hissed when he reached the group.
"Hey no problem, but I wasn't yelling to you." He said
"Uhhh, okay, get in the car now, we're leaving. I hope you got all you needed, because march break ends in two days." Angora said, walking out to her car.
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When they got back home again, Atlantis immidiatly dragged Sirius outside and they practiced a game called basketball for an hour and a half. Atlantis explained how it was almost like quidditch only minus two nets, three balls and not in the air.
Sirius didn't find it very hard to play, but he was quite tall for his age. Happiness came outside at about 8:00 with her friend Catriona, who was on the same soccer team as Happiness. The four of them played soccer for a while until they were called to come in for bed.
'Well i guess you won't be hopeless at being a muggle afterall.' Jeremy commented as Sirius was getting changed.
'Huh?' Replied Sirius drowsily, 'What do you mean?'
'Well you've got the clothes, so you won't look like a loser, you know that sports, and you're not half bad at them, so you can act the part, and you've got me, so you can get good grades.'
'And that's all that counts? Geez...'
'Nope! Well you need social skills, but you won't have any problems with that I guess.'
'Jeremy, thanks for the help, I'm never going to need a guidence counselour, but now I'm sleeping so shut up.' Sirius rolled over a fell asleep right away, dispite Jeremy's consistent mumbling.
'Ha! Guidence counselour he says! I'm more like his own special pschiatrist! But no.... I'm just Jeremy, the simple little head-voice, well pooey to you stupid Sirius! Hey! Stop dreaming that! That's just wrong! No! Stop!'
And Sirius slept peacefully on, comepletly oblivious to Jeremy's tormented yells.
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(A/N) Disclaimer: anything you recognize is J.K. Rowlings, anything you don't is mine.
Oh and b4 anyone asks, Sirius does know what muggle money and batteries are because his entire family are muggles. He's the only magic one.
'Is this annoying or what? I'm stuck in a hot pink convertible, zooming around town, picking up random friends of Angora's and sitting still while they all feel my stomach muscles! I mean, c'mon, what is this!'
'Please Sirius, you know you're enjoying it.'
'Shut up, it's not funny, i just like this sort of thing... What! they're hot!'
"Sirius sweetie," called Angora from the front seat."We're almost here, your mom gave me $250 for you to spend, alright?"
'Sweetie?' "Sure sure."
"You do realize she's just saying that to show off to her friends, right?" A girl sitting beside him said.
"What? How is that showing off?"
"I dunno, but was there really any other obvious point to her sentence?" She replied, turning on a C.D. player.
"Hmmmm, hey you're right!" Said Sirius, not noticing that the girl had stopped listening to him. She was pretty nice he decided, as she was the only one who hadn't said something suggestive to him.
'And not bad-looking either, eh Sirius?' Jeremy put in with what Sirius could swear was a mental nudge.
'Ok, now is Jeremy's shut up time!' Said Sirius as Angora stopped the car and they all walked into the mall. Once inside, they split into two groups of four and one of five, two of the groups left and he remained with Angora, the nice girl, a chinese girl and some bleach-blond who looked like she was trying to be identical to Angora.
"Ok Sirius honey, these are my friends Maggie (the blond) and Jessica (the chinese). Oh and that's Lexa, she's Pandora's friend and she wanted to come along to buy some batteries."
'Honey? I'm honey now? Well that explains why Lexa is different, she's Pandora's friend. God, I know we're related, but sometimes I really hate Angora.'
'So you've told me.' Said Jeremy in a bored tone. 'Now go do something interesting, this is no fun!'
'I aim only to please your highness.' Replied Sirius sarcastically, as he told Angora he'd find Lexa some batteries.
Angora pulled him to the side and whispered, "Sirius darling, I thought you and Jessica could spend some time together, besides, I heard Lexa is into drugs! You don't want to be with her kind."
"You mean your sister's kind?" Sirius pointed out sullenly. "Well i don't think it matters because i don't know what drugs are anyway. And didn't you catch the hint? I want to go with Lexa."
"Fine! But you'll be sorry when you see how mean she is!" Angora stomped off with Maggie and Jessica in her wake.
"Maybe to you!" Sirius said softly, but Lexa heard.
"Yeah actually, she's really a bitch sometimes and I just can't stand that!"
"Can you stand me?" Said Sirius, smiling his mischeivious grin at her.
"Easily. Now I really need those batteries, my C.D. player is almost out." She replied, grabbing his hand and dragging him towards a store with the sign 'Shopper's Drug Mart' above it.
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'If these are the "drugs" Angora was talking about, I don't see anything wrong.'
'Sirius darling,' Jeremy mocked, 'You've got a hell of a lot to learn.'
"Hey Sirius!" Lexa called from the check-out counter, "I've got my batteries, let's go!"
"Go where?" He yelled back, walking towards her. "Well I have to go clothes shopping now. I don't want to spend all of my mom's money."
"Well you don't have to shop brand-name. We can go to a discount store like winners, or then there's sears and the bay right here in the mall. Angora wants you to look 'cool' but it's not as if everyone is always peering at your ass looking for labels anyway."
'I bet they do with Angora.' Jeremy said
'Only you Jeremy, only you." Sighed Sirius.
They walked over to sears and spent te rest of the afternoon happily making Sirius look like an idiot. At 5:00 they headed back downstairs to the information booth and food courts where everyone had agreed to meet.
"Hey hottie, we're back!" called Sirius to his cousin, happily watching every single girl and guy from ages 14-16 within hearing distance turn around and look at him.
"Sirius!" Angora shrieked. "Get over here!"
"Comiiiiiiiiiiinnng!!!!" Sirius yelled as he ran through a huge crowd of shoppers.
"Listen Sirius, I do not like being made fun of. Don't you ever do that again!" Angora hissed when he reached the group.
"Hey no problem, but I wasn't yelling to you." He said
"Uhhh, okay, get in the car now, we're leaving. I hope you got all you needed, because march break ends in two days." Angora said, walking out to her car.
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When they got back home again, Atlantis immidiatly dragged Sirius outside and they practiced a game called basketball for an hour and a half. Atlantis explained how it was almost like quidditch only minus two nets, three balls and not in the air.
Sirius didn't find it very hard to play, but he was quite tall for his age. Happiness came outside at about 8:00 with her friend Catriona, who was on the same soccer team as Happiness. The four of them played soccer for a while until they were called to come in for bed.
'Well i guess you won't be hopeless at being a muggle afterall.' Jeremy commented as Sirius was getting changed.
'Huh?' Replied Sirius drowsily, 'What do you mean?'
'Well you've got the clothes, so you won't look like a loser, you know that sports, and you're not half bad at them, so you can act the part, and you've got me, so you can get good grades.'
'And that's all that counts? Geez...'
'Nope! Well you need social skills, but you won't have any problems with that I guess.'
'Jeremy, thanks for the help, I'm never going to need a guidence counselour, but now I'm sleeping so shut up.' Sirius rolled over a fell asleep right away, dispite Jeremy's consistent mumbling.
'Ha! Guidence counselour he says! I'm more like his own special pschiatrist! But no.... I'm just Jeremy, the simple little head-voice, well pooey to you stupid Sirius! Hey! Stop dreaming that! That's just wrong! No! Stop!'
And Sirius slept peacefully on, comepletly oblivious to Jeremy's tormented yells.
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