Dear Diary
"In the mind of Heero Yuy"
By: Catgirl-Pyro =^^=
Disclaimer- I don't own Gundam Wing!!
3 April, After Colony 195
Duo called again. I swear, I'm gonna kill him if he prank calls me one more time. He obviously thinks I can't recognize his voice, like I'm mental or something. I better go, phone is ringing. Better grab my gun........
Heero
4 April, After Colony 195
Surprisingly, it wasn't Duo who called. It was some guy giving me orders on a mission. I thought they would learn to leave me alone by now. Unfortunatly, they were even stupider on the partner they gave me. It was none other than the annoying brat himself: Duo Maxwell. Now I know I'm gonna kill someone. I'm on the verge of insanity right now. My eye is twitching. I won't be able to record anything for a while, probably a month of so. If he were to find out I kept a journal, he'd never stop taunting me. Better leave it here, just in case.
Heero
6 May, After Colony 195
Back from the mission now. It was worse than I thought. Duo's ego has grown, though I never thought that was possible. I never had one moment to myself! He was in my face the whole friggen time! I will cut his braid off, I will cut off that stupid braid. I did choke him once or twice during the mission though. It felt real good to do so too. I'm going to rip him apart sooner or later. He also tried to teach me how to prank call people, and the number he dialed was Relena's. I had never been so pissed before. Of course, the first thing I did was break the phone. Will this horrific nightmare never end? Well, at least I don't have to live with him.
Heero
25 May, After Colony 195
I have spoken too soon. Duo's roof caved in, so of course, he had to move in with someone. Out of everyone he knows, he just had to pick ME. Now, the guy is moving in his stupid stuff as I speak. How dare he drag him couch across the floor! I just got that carpet redone too! This is going to be hell, I just know it. Well, I better go see what he wants, considering the fact he sounds like he's in pain while calling my name. I hope he dropped the couch on his foot or something.
Heero
1 June, After Colony 195
It hasn't been a full two weeks, and of course, I already want him OUT. My house is now a pigsty. Geez, he treats everything like a joke too. Thanks to him, I've had to get a new stove and the plumber has had to come over here twice, ALREADY! Why couldn't he had gone to live with Quatre or something? I am already too ill-tempered to have him near me, let alone having him live with me. The sooner his roof gets fixed, the better.
Heero
2 June, After Colony 195
Oh my Shinagami! Heero has a diary!! This is soooooo funny!! I can't wait to tell everyone. This is sweet blackmail man. Totally. Uh oh.... he just found me, and he's now yelling at me. He he, better go.
Duo
3 June, After Colony 195
I have decided to get rid of this journal. Duo is still not shutting up, and when I was talking to Trowa, he tried to tell him about it. This is my last entry, but unfortunatly not Duo's last day here. He better be out soon. This thing is going into the garbage now.
Heero
I hope you liked it!! R & R please!! =^^=
"In the mind of Heero Yuy"
By: Catgirl-Pyro =^^=
Disclaimer- I don't own Gundam Wing!!
3 April, After Colony 195
Duo called again. I swear, I'm gonna kill him if he prank calls me one more time. He obviously thinks I can't recognize his voice, like I'm mental or something. I better go, phone is ringing. Better grab my gun........
Heero
4 April, After Colony 195
Surprisingly, it wasn't Duo who called. It was some guy giving me orders on a mission. I thought they would learn to leave me alone by now. Unfortunatly, they were even stupider on the partner they gave me. It was none other than the annoying brat himself: Duo Maxwell. Now I know I'm gonna kill someone. I'm on the verge of insanity right now. My eye is twitching. I won't be able to record anything for a while, probably a month of so. If he were to find out I kept a journal, he'd never stop taunting me. Better leave it here, just in case.
Heero
6 May, After Colony 195
Back from the mission now. It was worse than I thought. Duo's ego has grown, though I never thought that was possible. I never had one moment to myself! He was in my face the whole friggen time! I will cut his braid off, I will cut off that stupid braid. I did choke him once or twice during the mission though. It felt real good to do so too. I'm going to rip him apart sooner or later. He also tried to teach me how to prank call people, and the number he dialed was Relena's. I had never been so pissed before. Of course, the first thing I did was break the phone. Will this horrific nightmare never end? Well, at least I don't have to live with him.
Heero
25 May, After Colony 195
I have spoken too soon. Duo's roof caved in, so of course, he had to move in with someone. Out of everyone he knows, he just had to pick ME. Now, the guy is moving in his stupid stuff as I speak. How dare he drag him couch across the floor! I just got that carpet redone too! This is going to be hell, I just know it. Well, I better go see what he wants, considering the fact he sounds like he's in pain while calling my name. I hope he dropped the couch on his foot or something.
Heero
1 June, After Colony 195
It hasn't been a full two weeks, and of course, I already want him OUT. My house is now a pigsty. Geez, he treats everything like a joke too. Thanks to him, I've had to get a new stove and the plumber has had to come over here twice, ALREADY! Why couldn't he had gone to live with Quatre or something? I am already too ill-tempered to have him near me, let alone having him live with me. The sooner his roof gets fixed, the better.
Heero
2 June, After Colony 195
Oh my Shinagami! Heero has a diary!! This is soooooo funny!! I can't wait to tell everyone. This is sweet blackmail man. Totally. Uh oh.... he just found me, and he's now yelling at me. He he, better go.
Duo
3 June, After Colony 195
I have decided to get rid of this journal. Duo is still not shutting up, and when I was talking to Trowa, he tried to tell him about it. This is my last entry, but unfortunatly not Duo's last day here. He better be out soon. This thing is going into the garbage now.
Heero
I hope you liked it!! R & R please!! =^^=