Prolog to Candy Factory
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda or any of the other Characters, a candy factory, or any of the other random items shown here! So don't sue me! \
Author's note: In this fic Link, Ruto, Malon, and Zelda are adults.
Mistress of all Electronic Devices: HI! This is my first fan fic. And in this one I'm going to lock up several Characters from Zelda in separate rooms filled with random items for 5 hours. Then I'm going to lock them all in a candy factory for 48 hours! BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The candy factory will also include several OTHER random items….BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! This will be in chapters of COURSE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *Disappears in a purple puff of smoke* BWAHAHAHA!! *smoke clears to revel her laughing manically and opening the door* Oh BLAST!! ON WITH THE SHOW *Disappears for REAL this time*
Link: Greeaaaaaaaaaaat!!!! I'm locked in a room with what? *Looks around the room* A wine keg, a small tortes, a smoke grenade, and…um…this THING, a lab top computer, and a copy of the Times.
Ruto: Let's see I've got a box of crayons, a piece of wide ruled notebook paper, a magnet, a cell phone, and what ever that is, and I bottle of beer….Damn
Darunia: Well I've got 99 bottles of beer on the wall? a musical, a small Tingle Plush Toy with real inflating balloon, and a box of markers. How did I get myself into this?
Navi: I've got a cup of brandy, a bag of sugar, a rubber chicken, and a Deku stick…
Malon: All I have in here is a chicken, and a large bottle of brandy…
Zelda: I've got a hogshead of wine and a Veggie Tales tape. Damn author…
One hour later:
Link: *hic*…well Mr. Tortes it all began when I was a small Kokiri boy. I was*a little drunk…well ok moderately drunk*…………………………….*Falls asleep*
Malon: Want some more brandy Mrs. Puffy? *Playing tea party with the now extremely drunk chicken and the little drunken self*
Ruto: *Laughing like a small chipmunk and drawing a picture of her and link getting married with the crayons and obviously drunk* HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!
Navi: *Flying around the room in large circles…poor drunken fairy…* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee eeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*fairies don't breath so they can do this…or they can in MY fics* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…est.
Darunia: *Watching the musical* TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four Hours later…
Mistress of all Electronic Devices: WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Pushes a button and large electronic devises pick up all of the other Characters and puts them in the candy factory* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAHHAAHHAAAH AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All: @_@
Mistress of all Electronic Devices: And to make it even MORE fun I've invited Ganondorf's ghost. It's here somewhere but I don't know where…and um…BWA
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: *Looks around and sees a HUGE vat of melted Chocolate* CHOCOLATE!!!!!!! *runs towards the vat then climbs the latter* YUM ^-^!! *Just about to eat some when a Ganondorf shaped MASS of liquid chocolate rises from the chocolate.
Ganondorf's ghost: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!----What the?
Link: *Eating the chocolate off of the ghost* YUM!! GANONDORF YOUR DELISHIOUS!!!
Ganondorf's ghost: ACK!! LINK GERMS!! *Pushes Link off the vat-o-chocolate*
Link: AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!*As he falls, lands in a pile of marshmallows*
Ruto: OH LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKK!!!! *Runs up to him as he's getting up* LOOKY WHAT I DREW!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Shows him the picture of her and him getting married*
Zelda: And WHAT DO YOU THING YOU'RE DOING?
Malon: GET AWAY FROM MY LINKY RUTO!!
Zelda/Ruto: YOUR LINKY? HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: *hic*….
Ruto: SEE!!! HE OBVIOUSY LIKES ME BEST!!!!
Link: *hic*…urgh…
Zelda: NOO!!!!!!! SEE HE JUST SAID HE LIKES ME BEST!!
Navi: I'm THE FARY OF CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *uses her power to make it rain chocolate…Indoors…*
Link: What the (Censored)?
Malon: AS YOU ALL CAN SEE LINKY LIKES _ME_ BEST!!! HE LIKES MRS. PUFFY TOO!!!!
Link: Don't I have a say in this?
Zelda/Ruto/Malon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Darunia: Who in the name of Deku is Mrs. Puffy?
Malon: MY CHICKEN!!! *holds up her drunk chicken from before* SAY HI MRS. PUFFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mrs. Puffy: *hic*…*hic*…*hic*…*hic*…*hic*…*hic*…*hic*…*hic*…*hic*…
All but Malon: @_@
Darunia: Um…no comment…
Zelda/Ruto: HA!!!!!!!!!!! LINKY WOULD NEVER LIKE A WOMAN WITH A DRUNK CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Malon: DON'T DISS THE CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SIC UM ALL MRS. PUFFY!!!!!!!!!
Mrs. Puffy: *Calls upon millions of other Drunk Chickens to attack everyone except Malon* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!
Mistress of all Electronic Devices: OOOOOOOOoooooooooooooook!! Well that ends the prolog…good god what have I done? Oh well…*Shrugs her shoulders* JA NE!! UNTIL NEXT TIME!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda or any of the other Characters, a candy factory, or any of the other random items shown here! So don't sue me! \
Author's note: In this fic Link, Ruto, Malon, and Zelda are adults.
Mistress of all Electronic Devices: HI! This is my first fan fic. And in this one I'm going to lock up several Characters from Zelda in separate rooms filled with random items for 5 hours. Then I'm going to lock them all in a candy factory for 48 hours! BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The candy factory will also include several OTHER random items….BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! This will be in chapters of COURSE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *Disappears in a purple puff of smoke* BWAHAHAHA!! *smoke clears to revel her laughing manically and opening the door* Oh BLAST!! ON WITH THE SHOW *Disappears for REAL this time*
Link: Greeaaaaaaaaaaat!!!! I'm locked in a room with what? *Looks around the room* A wine keg, a small tortes, a smoke grenade, and…um…this THING, a lab top computer, and a copy of the Times.
Ruto: Let's see I've got a box of crayons, a piece of wide ruled notebook paper, a magnet, a cell phone, and what ever that is, and I bottle of beer….Damn
Darunia: Well I've got 99 bottles of beer on the wall? a musical, a small Tingle Plush Toy with real inflating balloon, and a box of markers. How did I get myself into this?
Navi: I've got a cup of brandy, a bag of sugar, a rubber chicken, and a Deku stick…
Malon: All I have in here is a chicken, and a large bottle of brandy…
Zelda: I've got a hogshead of wine and a Veggie Tales tape. Damn author…
One hour later:
Link: *hic*…well Mr. Tortes it all began when I was a small Kokiri boy. I was*a little drunk…well ok moderately drunk*…………………………….*Falls asleep*
Malon: Want some more brandy Mrs. Puffy? *Playing tea party with the now extremely drunk chicken and the little drunken self*
Ruto: *Laughing like a small chipmunk and drawing a picture of her and link getting married with the crayons and obviously drunk* HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!
Navi: *Flying around the room in large circles…poor drunken fairy…* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee eeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*fairies don't breath so they can do this…or they can in MY fics* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…est.
Darunia: *Watching the musical* TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four Hours later…
Mistress of all Electronic Devices: WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Pushes a button and large electronic devises pick up all of the other Characters and puts them in the candy factory* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAHHAAHHAAAH AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All: @_@
Mistress of all Electronic Devices: And to make it even MORE fun I've invited Ganondorf's ghost. It's here somewhere but I don't know where…and um…BWA
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: *Looks around and sees a HUGE vat of melted Chocolate* CHOCOLATE!!!!!!! *runs towards the vat then climbs the latter* YUM ^-^!! *Just about to eat some when a Ganondorf shaped MASS of liquid chocolate rises from the chocolate.
Ganondorf's ghost: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!----What the?
Link: *Eating the chocolate off of the ghost* YUM!! GANONDORF YOUR DELISHIOUS!!!
Ganondorf's ghost: ACK!! LINK GERMS!! *Pushes Link off the vat-o-chocolate*
Link: AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!*As he falls, lands in a pile of marshmallows*
Ruto: OH LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKK!!!! *Runs up to him as he's getting up* LOOKY WHAT I DREW!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Shows him the picture of her and him getting married*
Zelda: And WHAT DO YOU THING YOU'RE DOING?
Malon: GET AWAY FROM MY LINKY RUTO!!
Zelda/Ruto: YOUR LINKY? HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: *hic*….
Ruto: SEE!!! HE OBVIOUSY LIKES ME BEST!!!!
Link: *hic*…urgh…
Zelda: NOO!!!!!!! SEE HE JUST SAID HE LIKES ME BEST!!
Navi: I'm THE FARY OF CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *uses her power to make it rain chocolate…Indoors…*
Link: What the (Censored)?
Malon: AS YOU ALL CAN SEE LINKY LIKES _ME_ BEST!!! HE LIKES MRS. PUFFY TOO!!!!
Link: Don't I have a say in this?
Zelda/Ruto/Malon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Darunia: Who in the name of Deku is Mrs. Puffy?
Malon: MY CHICKEN!!! *holds up her drunk chicken from before* SAY HI MRS. PUFFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mrs. Puffy: *hic*…*hic*…*hic*…*hic*…*hic*…*hic*…*hic*…*hic*…*hic*…
All but Malon: @_@
Darunia: Um…no comment…
Zelda/Ruto: HA!!!!!!!!!!! LINKY WOULD NEVER LIKE A WOMAN WITH A DRUNK CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Malon: DON'T DISS THE CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SIC UM ALL MRS. PUFFY!!!!!!!!!
Mrs. Puffy: *Calls upon millions of other Drunk Chickens to attack everyone except Malon* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!
Mistress of all Electronic Devices: OOOOOOOOoooooooooooooook!! Well that ends the prolog…good god what have I done? Oh well…*Shrugs her shoulders* JA NE!! UNTIL NEXT TIME!!