Chapter #1.
Disclaimer: No I don't own Zelda any of its places, People, Items est. I don't own any of the things here except Mistress of all Electronic Devices SHE belongs to me and I'll sue if I find you using her. Unless that is unless you have my permission. Blah blah blah!
Every one: AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Ruto: LINKY SAVE ME FROM THE CHICKENS!!!
Zelda: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAVE MMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darunia: Will you two stupid women SHUT UP?!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! THESE STUPID CHICKENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW FACE NAVI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO NAVI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Navi: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *uses her power to spray all of the chickens with liquid chocolate. They all start to harden*
Malon: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mrs. Puffy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ganondorf's ghost: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE CHOCOLATE IS MIGHTYER THAN THE FOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Advances on The ghost* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
G's Ghost: HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
One hour later...
Link: YUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ruto: OH MY LINKY IS SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH AN ARTIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: A TRUE MASTER PIECE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY LINKY IS SSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TALENTED!!!
Malon: LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME HELP YOU!!! *puts another chocolate chicken in the bowl.*
G's Ghost: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! *Is covered in now hardened 10 foot thick chocolate in a huge bowl of ice cream, covered in whipped cream, nuts, fudge sauce, a very large cherry on top and the chocolate covered chickens randomly in all of the mess...oh my!* HOLY CRAP WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?!?!?!
Darunia: Can we eat him now?
G's Ghost: WHAT?!?!??!!??!?! EAT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: LETS EAT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ruto: YOU MADE THIS FOR ME LINKY DIDN'T YOU!?!?!!!!!
Zelda: HE OBVIOUSLY MADE IT FOR ME SO BUZ OFF YOU SPOILED FISH FREAK!!!!!!!!!
Malon: I DON'T SEE HOW MY LINKY COULD LIKE EITHER OF YOU SPOILED PRINCESSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ruto/Zelda: YOUR LINKY?!!!??!??????
Malon: SO YOU TWO FINALY REALIZE THE TRUTH! YOU JUST SAID IT YOUR SELF MY LINKY!! NOW I'm going to eat this WONDERFUL desert that...MY LINKY MADE!!!
Ruto: WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT!!!! *Begins to eat the stuff unusually fast as if her life or in this case Link depended on it*
Zelda: YOU'RE ON!!!!!!! *East like Ruto*
Malon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAIR YOU TWO HAD A HEAD START!!!!*Eats*
G's Ghost: AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! SAVE ME SOMEBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darunia: Look Dude...people can't eat you...you're a ghost!
G's Ghost: True...
Darunia: But...you'll still get the germs off all those people on you...
G's Ghost: *Goes VARY pale* NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Darunia: Dude...you need counseling...
G's Ghost: I notice that you are speaking proper English?
Link: It's a side effect of the alcohol...When I'm Drunk like I am NOW I act like I AM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
G's Ghost: AAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GERMS!
Darunia: It's obvious that Ganondorf was really a germ freak...I wonder how he hid that in his life...I mean...he NEVER changed his clothes. Link here has three tunics but that's better.
Mistress of all Electronic Devices: *Appears* I'm going to have to agree with Darunia... Good GOD what are you DOING?!?!!!! *Seeing Ruto, Zelda, and Malon gorging themselves on the desert.* IN THE NAME OF DEKU STOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!
Malon: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! IF WE STOP THAT WOULD MEAN THAT WE WERE GIVING UP LINKY!!!!
Mistress of all Electronic Devices: All of that is just going to make you all...you know...FAT!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda/Ruto/Malon: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! HOW COULD I!??????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUST LOOSE WIEGHT!!!!!!! MUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Begin running around to candy factory* MUST BE THIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mistress of all Electronic Devices: Here* Hands them shirts that say "Think Thin!", "Thin is in", and "No pain No gain".* Put these on...It'll look more realistic. The bath room is over there.
Ruto/Zelda/Malon: *Change into the shirts and proceed to run all around the candy factory*
G's Ghost: Why in the name of Evil did you stop them? You hate me!
Mistress of all Electronic Devices: Well DUH!! It's just more fun to watch them THIS way...
G's Ghost: Why are you here?
Darunia: Ya? Why? YOU only come to torment us!
Mistress of all Electronic Devices: That's my job...and it's the end of the chapter so you missed another chance to get help from my reviewers!
G's ghost: HOLY SHIT!!!!!
Link: SAVE US PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darunia: YES HELP IS GOOD!!!!!!!!!!
G's Ghost: YES GET HER *points to Mistress of all Electronic Devices* AWAY FROM US!!!!!
Mistress of all Electronic Devices: No can do...You've only been in the candy factory for about one hour so you have to stay here for 47 more hours. Unless I change my mind and let you out...BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!!! Oh well we'll compromise. From now on you all get one line to speak until the chapter ends well you know what I mean...
Ruto: LINKY IS MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEE!!!!!!!!!! SO ALL OF YOU STAY AWAY F-
Mistress of all Electronic Devices: When I said ONE line I meant ONE line...
Zelda: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LINKY IS SO MINE MIN-
Malon: MUST GET THIN MUST GET THIN MUST GET THIN MUST GET THIN---
Link: SOMEBODY SAVE ME PLEASE IN THE NAME OF DEKU SAVE US!!!!!!!
Navi: *still extremely drunk* WellyouknowthatI'mafaryandthatI'mLinksbutnotmanypeo-
Darunia: I have come to the conclusion that when I'm drunk that I actually become more-
G's Ghost: I'm glad I AT LEAST get a few last words. Authors confuse me like a lot o-
Mistress of all Electronic Devices: Well that's the end of this chapter! Wait for more JA NE FOR NOW!! *Bows and disappears in a puff of purple smoke*
Disclaimer: No I don't own Zelda any of its places, People, Items est. I don't own any of the things here except Mistress of all Electronic Devices SHE belongs to me and I'll sue if I find you using her. Unless that is unless you have my permission. Blah blah blah!
Every one: AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Ruto: LINKY SAVE ME FROM THE CHICKENS!!!
Zelda: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAVE MMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darunia: Will you two stupid women SHUT UP?!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! THESE STUPID CHICKENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW FACE NAVI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO NAVI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Navi: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *uses her power to spray all of the chickens with liquid chocolate. They all start to harden*
Malon: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mrs. Puffy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ganondorf's ghost: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE CHOCOLATE IS MIGHTYER THAN THE FOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Advances on The ghost* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
G's Ghost: HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
One hour later...
Link: YUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ruto: OH MY LINKY IS SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH AN ARTIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: A TRUE MASTER PIECE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY LINKY IS SSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TALENTED!!!
Malon: LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME HELP YOU!!! *puts another chocolate chicken in the bowl.*
G's Ghost: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! *Is covered in now hardened 10 foot thick chocolate in a huge bowl of ice cream, covered in whipped cream, nuts, fudge sauce, a very large cherry on top and the chocolate covered chickens randomly in all of the mess...oh my!* HOLY CRAP WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?!?!?!
Darunia: Can we eat him now?
G's Ghost: WHAT?!?!??!!??!?! EAT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: LETS EAT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ruto: YOU MADE THIS FOR ME LINKY DIDN'T YOU!?!?!!!!!
Zelda: HE OBVIOUSLY MADE IT FOR ME SO BUZ OFF YOU SPOILED FISH FREAK!!!!!!!!!
Malon: I DON'T SEE HOW MY LINKY COULD LIKE EITHER OF YOU SPOILED PRINCESSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ruto/Zelda: YOUR LINKY?!!!??!??????
Malon: SO YOU TWO FINALY REALIZE THE TRUTH! YOU JUST SAID IT YOUR SELF MY LINKY!! NOW I'm going to eat this WONDERFUL desert that...MY LINKY MADE!!!
Ruto: WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT!!!! *Begins to eat the stuff unusually fast as if her life or in this case Link depended on it*
Zelda: YOU'RE ON!!!!!!! *East like Ruto*
Malon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAIR YOU TWO HAD A HEAD START!!!!*Eats*
G's Ghost: AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! SAVE ME SOMEBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darunia: Look Dude...people can't eat you...you're a ghost!
G's Ghost: True...
Darunia: But...you'll still get the germs off all those people on you...
G's Ghost: *Goes VARY pale* NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Darunia: Dude...you need counseling...
G's Ghost: I notice that you are speaking proper English?
Link: It's a side effect of the alcohol...When I'm Drunk like I am NOW I act like I AM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
G's Ghost: AAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GERMS!
Darunia: It's obvious that Ganondorf was really a germ freak...I wonder how he hid that in his life...I mean...he NEVER changed his clothes. Link here has three tunics but that's better.
Mistress of all Electronic Devices: *Appears* I'm going to have to agree with Darunia... Good GOD what are you DOING?!?!!!! *Seeing Ruto, Zelda, and Malon gorging themselves on the desert.* IN THE NAME OF DEKU STOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!
Malon: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! IF WE STOP THAT WOULD MEAN THAT WE WERE GIVING UP LINKY!!!!
Mistress of all Electronic Devices: All of that is just going to make you all...you know...FAT!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda/Ruto/Malon: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! HOW COULD I!??????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUST LOOSE WIEGHT!!!!!!! MUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Begin running around to candy factory* MUST BE THIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mistress of all Electronic Devices: Here* Hands them shirts that say "Think Thin!", "Thin is in", and "No pain No gain".* Put these on...It'll look more realistic. The bath room is over there.
Ruto/Zelda/Malon: *Change into the shirts and proceed to run all around the candy factory*
G's Ghost: Why in the name of Evil did you stop them? You hate me!
Mistress of all Electronic Devices: Well DUH!! It's just more fun to watch them THIS way...
G's Ghost: Why are you here?
Darunia: Ya? Why? YOU only come to torment us!
Mistress of all Electronic Devices: That's my job...and it's the end of the chapter so you missed another chance to get help from my reviewers!
G's ghost: HOLY SHIT!!!!!
Link: SAVE US PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darunia: YES HELP IS GOOD!!!!!!!!!!
G's Ghost: YES GET HER *points to Mistress of all Electronic Devices* AWAY FROM US!!!!!
Mistress of all Electronic Devices: No can do...You've only been in the candy factory for about one hour so you have to stay here for 47 more hours. Unless I change my mind and let you out...BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!!! Oh well we'll compromise. From now on you all get one line to speak until the chapter ends well you know what I mean...
Ruto: LINKY IS MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEE!!!!!!!!!! SO ALL OF YOU STAY AWAY F-
Mistress of all Electronic Devices: When I said ONE line I meant ONE line...
Zelda: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LINKY IS SO MINE MIN-
Malon: MUST GET THIN MUST GET THIN MUST GET THIN MUST GET THIN---
Link: SOMEBODY SAVE ME PLEASE IN THE NAME OF DEKU SAVE US!!!!!!!
Navi: *still extremely drunk* WellyouknowthatI'mafaryandthatI'mLinksbutnotmanypeo-
Darunia: I have come to the conclusion that when I'm drunk that I actually become more-
G's Ghost: I'm glad I AT LEAST get a few last words. Authors confuse me like a lot o-
Mistress of all Electronic Devices: Well that's the end of this chapter! Wait for more JA NE FOR NOW!! *Bows and disappears in a puff of purple smoke*