Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN ANY OF ZELDA!!! THERE I SAID IT! I ONLY OWN Mistress of all Electronic Devises! NOW THAT I'VE SAID IT YOU DAMN LAWYERS HAVE TO GET THAT CAMERA OUT OF MY HOUSE OUT OUT! OUT!! OUT!!!
Mistress of all Electronic Devises: Welcome once again. I was informed by a certain cretin whose name will remain anonymous...*cough*cough* [1]Princess of the Pixies*cough*cough* that I have poor spelling and grammar...well I try my best with all my classes. I barely get time to write. During long breaks I try my best to correct my works. My victims are in hour 2 of 48.
Link: Good god I have to get away from all of those...*Walks quietly around the factory looking for a hiding place.*
About ten hours later
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Ruto: LINKY!!!! WHERE ARE YOU???!
Malon: WHAT?? YOU MEAN HE'S GONE???
Darunia: Well DUH! He's only been gone for 10 hours.
G's Ghost: *Rocking back and forth insecurely*must...get away from germs...*looks at the vats of candy*NO!!!! THEY'VE BEEN LEFT OPEN THE VIRUSES THE BACTERIA!
Navi: use the force Link!!
Mistress of all Electronic Devises: GOD I CAN'T STAND YOU ANYMORE!!! NAVI I BANISH YOU TO THE RELM OF BARNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Navi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Reader: *GASP!*
Mistress of all Electronic Devises: SILENCE!!!! *Opens a portal that has infinite Barneys singing and dancing with the deranged kids from TV* NOW YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR ANOYINGNESS!!(Yes I know it isn't a word)*grabs Navi and throws her in then seals the portal* finally...*plays the Minuet of the Forest and disappears*
Link: *Still hiding and whispering to himself* if I keep hidden and avoid them I think I can buy myself...maybe the rest of this torturous time.
Zelda: LINKY!? WHERE ARE YOU!?
Link: *Thinking* hiding from you!
Zelda: OH DARUNIA I CAN'T FIND LINKY!!! *starts crying*
Darunia: Don't you think you should leave him alone?
Zelda: NOOO!! NEVER!!!!
G's ghost: Being dead sound better that being bickered over by these...these BAKAS!
Mistress of all Electronic Devises: *appears with a puff of smoke looking angry *HAY!! THAT'S MY LINE! YOU MUST PAY GANONDORF'S GHOST!!
G's Ghost: HA!! People can't hurt me because I'M a GHOST!!
Mistress of all Electronic Devises: Look NORMAL people can't do anything to you but I'M the AUTHOR of this fic!!
G' Ghost: EEP!! *attempts to run away* oh wait! *flies all around the factory trying to escape *
Mistress of all Electronic Devises: NOW I'M GOING TO PUT YOU IN A BOTTLE WITH *BUM! BUM! BUM!! BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM in the background*...well I'm not going to tell YOU that...
G's Ghost: AAAIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Mistress of all Electronic Devises: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!! *floats around scarring Ganondorf's ghost until FINALLY catching him in a bottle. *
G's Ghost: AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE hepatitis AIE!!!SOMBODY GET ME OUT!!!!WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! *starts to cry like a small child*
Mistress of all Electronic Devises: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!
Darunia: Good grief...I'm the only sane one here.
Mistress of all Electronic Devises: No you just act like this when your drunk...about how much of that alcohol did you consume?
Darunia: There was about 12 bottles of beer left when you took us all out...
Mistress of all Electronic Devises: HOLLY FISHSTICKS!! YOU DRANK 87 bottles??
Darunia: Actually there were 11 left...
Mistress of all Electronic Devises: AIE!!!!!!!!!
Ruto: I'M LOOKING FOR LINKY!!
Malon: NO!! I'M GOING TO FIND HIM FIRST!!
Zelda: IN YOUR DREAMS!! I'LL FIND HIM IN HALF THE TIME YOU WOULD!
Darunia: I'm just going to sit here and eat some candy. *grabs a box of chocolates and begins to eat*
Mistress of all Electronic Devises: Look Ganondorf's Ghost...I'm getting REALLY irritated with you!
G's Ghost: What are you going to do?!
Mistress of all Electronic Devises: I'm banishing you to the realm of *BUM! BUM!! BUM!!! BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!!! In the background* TELEMARKETERS!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!
All: *GASP!*
G's Ghost: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I DON'T DESERVE THIS!!!
Zelda: NOT EVEN RUTO DESERVES THAT!!
Ruto: HAY!! NOBODY DESERVES THAT!!
Malon: DON'T YOU THINK YOUR BEING WAY TO HARSH?!?
Darunia: Really...That's a really evil thing to do...
Mistress of all Electronic Devises: WELL DUH!!!!! I'M EVIL!!!!!!!! BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA A ACK! *cough* A *cough*!!!! Well BYE GANONDORF'S GHOST!!!!! *Opens the portal to the realm of telemarketers and throws the bottle containing Ganondorf's ghost into it then seals it*
Darunia: I knew him well...Oh! Wait no I didn't...
Zelda: I pity him...
Malon: What's it like in the realm of telemarketers?
Mistress of all Electronic Devises: Well you're in an endless room with endless telephones. Telemarketers call you on the phones for eternity. All of the phones have IDs. Every day you see your friends/family/b/f/g/f`s numbers on there with messages that they would like to talk to you but your line's always busy. And it always goes on like this for eternity.
Darunia: *shudders in horror*
Zelda: That's SO cruel!!!!!!!!!!!
Mistress of all Electronic Devises: Well I'm cruel!!!! You should SILENCE before I put you somewhere WORSE!!!
Malon: WHAT?
Ruto: You mean there are WORSE places you could banish us to!?
Mistress of all Electronic Devises: DUH!!
Link: *still hiding* This...good grief. If I come out I risk getting banished. If I stay those...people could find me and continue to bicker...this is...evil!
Mistress of all Electronic Devises: Good grief you people are WAY to boring...I think I'll liven up things a bit.
Mistress of all Electronic Devises: Well that's the end of this chapter. Don't be mad at me for making it slightly shorter that the others so far. You REALLY don't want to know what I've done to the candy factory. JA NE FOR NOW!!! *Bows and disappears in purple smoke*
References
1. http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=113547
Mistress of all Electronic Devises: Welcome once again. I was informed by a certain cretin whose name will remain anonymous...*cough*cough* [1]Princess of the Pixies*cough*cough* that I have poor spelling and grammar...well I try my best with all my classes. I barely get time to write. During long breaks I try my best to correct my works. My victims are in hour 2 of 48.
Link: Good god I have to get away from all of those...*Walks quietly around the factory looking for a hiding place.*
About ten hours later
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Ruto: LINKY!!!! WHERE ARE YOU???!
Malon: WHAT?? YOU MEAN HE'S GONE???
Darunia: Well DUH! He's only been gone for 10 hours.
G's Ghost: *Rocking back and forth insecurely*must...get away from germs...*looks at the vats of candy*NO!!!! THEY'VE BEEN LEFT OPEN THE VIRUSES THE BACTERIA!
Navi: use the force Link!!
Mistress of all Electronic Devises: GOD I CAN'T STAND YOU ANYMORE!!! NAVI I BANISH YOU TO THE RELM OF BARNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Navi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Reader: *GASP!*
Mistress of all Electronic Devises: SILENCE!!!! *Opens a portal that has infinite Barneys singing and dancing with the deranged kids from TV* NOW YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR ANOYINGNESS!!(Yes I know it isn't a word)*grabs Navi and throws her in then seals the portal* finally...*plays the Minuet of the Forest and disappears*
Link: *Still hiding and whispering to himself* if I keep hidden and avoid them I think I can buy myself...maybe the rest of this torturous time.
Zelda: LINKY!? WHERE ARE YOU!?
Link: *Thinking* hiding from you!
Zelda: OH DARUNIA I CAN'T FIND LINKY!!! *starts crying*
Darunia: Don't you think you should leave him alone?
Zelda: NOOO!! NEVER!!!!
G's ghost: Being dead sound better that being bickered over by these...these BAKAS!
Mistress of all Electronic Devises: *appears with a puff of smoke looking angry *HAY!! THAT'S MY LINE! YOU MUST PAY GANONDORF'S GHOST!!
G's Ghost: HA!! People can't hurt me because I'M a GHOST!!
Mistress of all Electronic Devises: Look NORMAL people can't do anything to you but I'M the AUTHOR of this fic!!
G' Ghost: EEP!! *attempts to run away* oh wait! *flies all around the factory trying to escape *
Mistress of all Electronic Devises: NOW I'M GOING TO PUT YOU IN A BOTTLE WITH *BUM! BUM! BUM!! BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM in the background*...well I'm not going to tell YOU that...
G's Ghost: AAAIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Mistress of all Electronic Devises: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!! *floats around scarring Ganondorf's ghost until FINALLY catching him in a bottle. *
G's Ghost: AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE hepatitis AIE!!!SOMBODY GET ME OUT!!!!WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! *starts to cry like a small child*
Mistress of all Electronic Devises: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!
Darunia: Good grief...I'm the only sane one here.
Mistress of all Electronic Devises: No you just act like this when your drunk...about how much of that alcohol did you consume?
Darunia: There was about 12 bottles of beer left when you took us all out...
Mistress of all Electronic Devises: HOLLY FISHSTICKS!! YOU DRANK 87 bottles??
Darunia: Actually there were 11 left...
Mistress of all Electronic Devises: AIE!!!!!!!!!
Ruto: I'M LOOKING FOR LINKY!!
Malon: NO!! I'M GOING TO FIND HIM FIRST!!
Zelda: IN YOUR DREAMS!! I'LL FIND HIM IN HALF THE TIME YOU WOULD!
Darunia: I'm just going to sit here and eat some candy. *grabs a box of chocolates and begins to eat*
Mistress of all Electronic Devises: Look Ganondorf's Ghost...I'm getting REALLY irritated with you!
G's Ghost: What are you going to do?!
Mistress of all Electronic Devises: I'm banishing you to the realm of *BUM! BUM!! BUM!!! BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!!! In the background* TELEMARKETERS!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!
All: *GASP!*
G's Ghost: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I DON'T DESERVE THIS!!!
Zelda: NOT EVEN RUTO DESERVES THAT!!
Ruto: HAY!! NOBODY DESERVES THAT!!
Malon: DON'T YOU THINK YOUR BEING WAY TO HARSH?!?
Darunia: Really...That's a really evil thing to do...
Mistress of all Electronic Devises: WELL DUH!!!!! I'M EVIL!!!!!!!! BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA A ACK! *cough* A *cough*!!!! Well BYE GANONDORF'S GHOST!!!!! *Opens the portal to the realm of telemarketers and throws the bottle containing Ganondorf's ghost into it then seals it*
Darunia: I knew him well...Oh! Wait no I didn't...
Zelda: I pity him...
Malon: What's it like in the realm of telemarketers?
Mistress of all Electronic Devises: Well you're in an endless room with endless telephones. Telemarketers call you on the phones for eternity. All of the phones have IDs. Every day you see your friends/family/b/f/g/f`s numbers on there with messages that they would like to talk to you but your line's always busy. And it always goes on like this for eternity.
Darunia: *shudders in horror*
Zelda: That's SO cruel!!!!!!!!!!!
Mistress of all Electronic Devises: Well I'm cruel!!!! You should SILENCE before I put you somewhere WORSE!!!
Malon: WHAT?
Ruto: You mean there are WORSE places you could banish us to!?
Mistress of all Electronic Devises: DUH!!
Link: *still hiding* This...good grief. If I come out I risk getting banished. If I stay those...people could find me and continue to bicker...this is...evil!
Mistress of all Electronic Devises: Good grief you people are WAY to boring...I think I'll liven up things a bit.
Mistress of all Electronic Devises: Well that's the end of this chapter. Don't be mad at me for making it slightly shorter that the others so far. You REALLY don't want to know what I've done to the candy factory. JA NE FOR NOW!!! *Bows and disappears in purple smoke*
References
1. http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=113547