Author's Notes: This is what happens when Bekki Sue talks Susie Bek into getting Yahoo instant messenger. ^^ We changed our screen names to Duo and Hiiro to satisfy your yaoi needs. Read and review, and we'll post more!
Duo: Good afternoon. I am Christmas Mullet. You will be pleased to know that I am wearing a trench coat.
Hiiro: Yes, nice to meet you. I am Thong Mullet, you'll be happy to know that's all I'm wearing. And underneath it, I'm naked
Duo: I'm Albino Mullet. I would let you borrow my sweater, but I need it to boost my self-esteem. it makes me feel good about myself. People tell me that I make it look good, and anything positive is a good thing, right?
Hiiro: Absolutely
Duo: YOU
Hiiro: I'm a mulletard, as you can see. My mental faculties don't always work the best. But, somehow I think that sweater would look better on ME!
Duo: NO! *HuGz sweater to self* It will always be MINE!
Hiiro: Take my red thong
Hiiro: You look like you're cold "down south"
Duo: *glares*
Hiiro: Not that you have much to protect from the elements
Duo: At least I have more than YOU
Hiiro: Oh, dear sir..
Hiiro: You jest in earnest
Hiiro: For I, as one being more mulleted and stupider than you are more well endowed
Duo: So, quantity over quality, you say?
Hiiro: Isn't that the way life often goes?
Duo: Well, for you, at least.
Duo: But I say that there is much quality in MY quantity!
Hiiro: Look at that trench coat!
Hiiro: You hide behind it
Duo: That's not ALL that hides behind it! *wink*
Duo: So.. what are you doing tonight? *wink*
Hiiro: Hiding behind your trench coat
Hiiro: *wink*
Duo: THere's room for the two of us. *wink*
Hiiro: Like in this thong of mine? *wink* I got it two sizes too big for such an occasion as this
Hiiro: *wink*
Duo: I wonder what interesting things we can do with that. *wink*
Hiiro: *wink wink* I wonder what we can do IN that trench coat of yours?
Duo: You'd be surprised. Wanna find out? *wink wink*
Hiiro: *wink wink* Well, look at these gloves I'm wearing. Do you think they could serve a purpose? *wink*
Duo: Oh, I can think of a few things. *wink wink*
Hiiro: *wink wink wink*
Duo: Good afternoon. I am Christmas Mullet. You will be pleased to know that I am wearing a trench coat.
Hiiro: Yes, nice to meet you. I am Thong Mullet, you'll be happy to know that's all I'm wearing. And underneath it, I'm naked
Duo: I'm Albino Mullet. I would let you borrow my sweater, but I need it to boost my self-esteem. it makes me feel good about myself. People tell me that I make it look good, and anything positive is a good thing, right?
Hiiro: Absolutely
Duo: YOU
Hiiro: I'm a mulletard, as you can see. My mental faculties don't always work the best. But, somehow I think that sweater would look better on ME!
Duo: NO! *HuGz sweater to self* It will always be MINE!
Hiiro: Take my red thong
Hiiro: You look like you're cold "down south"
Duo: *glares*
Hiiro: Not that you have much to protect from the elements
Duo: At least I have more than YOU
Hiiro: Oh, dear sir..
Hiiro: You jest in earnest
Hiiro: For I, as one being more mulleted and stupider than you are more well endowed
Duo: So, quantity over quality, you say?
Hiiro: Isn't that the way life often goes?
Duo: Well, for you, at least.
Duo: But I say that there is much quality in MY quantity!
Hiiro: Look at that trench coat!
Hiiro: You hide behind it
Duo: That's not ALL that hides behind it! *wink*
Duo: So.. what are you doing tonight? *wink*
Hiiro: Hiding behind your trench coat
Hiiro: *wink*
Duo: THere's room for the two of us. *wink*
Hiiro: Like in this thong of mine? *wink* I got it two sizes too big for such an occasion as this
Hiiro: *wink*
Duo: I wonder what interesting things we can do with that. *wink*
Hiiro: *wink wink* I wonder what we can do IN that trench coat of yours?
Duo: You'd be surprised. Wanna find out? *wink wink*
Hiiro: *wink wink* Well, look at these gloves I'm wearing. Do you think they could serve a purpose? *wink*
Duo: Oh, I can think of a few things. *wink wink*
Hiiro: *wink wink wink*