Disclaimers: I DON'T OWN IT, DAMMIT! ^.^

"I'm not a faerie! I'm a real boy!"

Sarah and Amanda looked at each other, "Okaaaaay…"

Link lightly nudged Sarah in her arm, "You know, you look really good in your tunic.."

"Screw off faerie.." Sarah rolled her eyes and side stepped away from him.

"But Sarafu," Amanda wrapped her arms around Link, "he's not a faerie, he's a real boy!"

"Oh my God, everyone's lost their minds!" Sarah threw her arms in the air and stormed out of Hyrule Castle Town.

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"Was it something I said…?" Amanda looked up at Link.

"Uh, probably."

"Gee, thanks."

"We should go get her, eh?"

"Yeah, I reckon so."

They were about to leave when the draw-bridge came up and they were trapped inside, leaving Sarah outside, cold, lonely, sad and hungry. Or maybe just cold. Cold and pissed. Yep.

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"Damned faerie…" She muttered to herself, as she carefully stepped on the path, and started towards Lon Lon Ranch.

As she grew nearer, she began to hear a soft melody.

"I take it that is Malon," she said to herself, "I wish she would die…well, not really." She trudged into the gate and to the pen where Malon was.

"'Excuse me, Malon?"

"Oh!" she turned around, "Who are you?"

"My name is Sarah…but wait, weren't you just singing?"

"Why, yes! I was!"

"Then why can I still hear it?"

"Um..." she glanced from side to side, "It's… an echo?"

"Yeah, whatever… and what about the… uh, um, chickens?"

"Chickens?"

"Er, uh, cuccos."

"But you said chickens!"

"I meant cucco!"

"What do you mean? Chicken or cucco?"

"Chicken! Er, cucco! CUCCO!"

"Cucco?"

"Yes! Cucco!"

"Okay!"

Sarah slapped her forehead, "Oh goodness..."

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