Hee hee! I love this keyboard!! Look! I am typing in italics! I like that
word! If I could pick one word to say for the rest of my life, it would be
JEEPERS! Or maybe SHUT UP! Amanda likes penny flutes! And she is making me
listen to S-Club 7! I don't really care though, cause it's very
catchable…catchable…I don't think that's even a word. But Amanda said
catchy, so I guess I'll say that! CATCHY CATCHY CATCHY! My web site is
sucky! Why don't you have anything to drink? Choose one, making you better
feeling! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimers: I don't own Zelda, and yet, I do own the above!
Authors Note: Please excuse the above! I was just typing on my dear friend Amanda's cool keyboard! It's really bouncy! I was just typing and then she told me that I should just leave it and say, "This is an excerpt from the life of Sarah Longval" or something like that. So I did! Now, without further ado… Chapter 7!!
-(authors notes are in parenthesis)-
- Chapter 7 -
"Daddy…" Malon walked around the table, "Why does everyone think I'm a lesbian?"
"Maybe it's because you get very… friendly with women."
"I do not! Not that * kind* friendly! I just like having a lot of friends!"
"Well, it's just the way you talk to them, it just send the wrong message. I saw how you were clinging all over that Sarah."
"Well, I liked her. She was different and she seemed so innocent!"
"I wouldn't call that 'innocence,' dear, I would call that having no clue what was going on."
With a sigh, Malon plopped down in the closest chair and rested her head on the table, "Oh, I don't know what to do anymore, daddy…"
Meanwhile…
'Clunk! Clunk! Clunk!'
Sarah walked quickly across the bridge leading to Kokiri Forest. Upon entering, a small boy with a faerie following close behind him ran up to Sarah.
"Who are you?!" he crossed his arms and tapped his foot.
"Hey, HEY! You're that annoying little guy! What's UP?" Sarah crouched down and held out her hand, "I'm Sarah!"
"I don't care who you are! Why are you dressed like that?"
She jumped up, "Why are you asking me so many questions? I was just trying to be nice! I miss my chicken! Don't talk to me anymore! Leave me alone!" and she ran away towards Link's tree house.
When she got there, about… ten minutes later (she became lost and wandered around aimlessly for nine of the minutes), she sat on Link's bed.
"Good thing Malon packed me that milk before I left! Golly gee, am I thirsty right about now!" she popped the cork out of the bottle and chugged it down, "Wow… that was really… 'hic!' really good!" and she passed out on his bed.
---
"I want to go home." Link leaned up against a tree.
"Not yet! We have to find SARAFU!!"
"But don't you want to take a rest?"
"You can't get me into bed with you THAT easy!!"
His jaw dropped and then he stuttered, "I uh, um… let's go to the, uh, Gerudo Fortress!!"
"No, silly! Let's go to the forest! Sarah wouldn't go to the Gerudo Fortress."
"Um," he gave her a strange look, "Okay then, Kokiri Forest it is!"
They got on Epona and rode to Kokiri Forest. When they got there, Mido stopped them.
"Oh, no! You're not bringing THAT into this forest!"
"Oh, screw off faerie."
Amanda slapped Link on the back, "You're learning!"
Mido's jaw dropped and he just stood there as Amanda and Link walked past him and towards the tree house.
The pair climbed up the ladder and they entered his home.
"Link! Your house is so cute!"
He pointed to a spot next to his bed, "Look, she must have been here. That's a Lon Lon milk bottle and it's fresh. Come on." He ran back out and down the ladder.
"Link! What are you doing? Where are you going?"
He looked left then right and then pointed left, "She's that way," and with that, he ran towards the Great Deku Tree (yes, I know, it's dead) "Look," he whispered to Amanda who was behind him, "There she is."
"Sarah! What are ya doin'?" Amanda ran towards Sarah.
"BE GONE, DEMON!" came the reply, as a shin-high boot was chucked at her.
"EEP!" Amanda dove to the ground, "What the crap?!"
The other boot followed shortly and met it's mark and hit Amanda in the head, knocking her out.
"OIOIOIOIOIOIOI!!!!!!!" Sarah jumped up and ran around aimlessly.
"Sarah, stop it you're being stupid!"
Sarah stopped and looked at Link. She slowly started to walk towards him, "Oh, come on," she pushed him up against the tree, "You know you like it," she added huskily.
"Uh, um, let me think about this…"
"You don't have to think about anything," and she reached her mouth up to kiss him and then… she fell over, passed out.
Link just stood there, "What have I gotten myself into?"
Well, that's the end of Chapter Seven! Please tell me what you think about it! Feel free to e-mail me at blessed_rebel0@hotmail.com, I would love to just hear from you, even! Oh, and also tell me what you would like to happen. Do you want one of us (Sarah and Amanda) to fall in love with him, or no? Do you want him to fall in love with one of us? Do want Malon to be a lesbian (lol)? Tell me all of your ideas! Don't hold it back! Jaa'ne!
Also red Love Angel's story In My Living Room!? For a quick laugh
Disclaimers: I don't own Zelda, and yet, I do own the above!
Authors Note: Please excuse the above! I was just typing on my dear friend Amanda's cool keyboard! It's really bouncy! I was just typing and then she told me that I should just leave it and say, "This is an excerpt from the life of Sarah Longval" or something like that. So I did! Now, without further ado… Chapter 7!!
-(authors notes are in parenthesis)-
- Chapter 7 -
"Daddy…" Malon walked around the table, "Why does everyone think I'm a lesbian?"
"Maybe it's because you get very… friendly with women."
"I do not! Not that * kind* friendly! I just like having a lot of friends!"
"Well, it's just the way you talk to them, it just send the wrong message. I saw how you were clinging all over that Sarah."
"Well, I liked her. She was different and she seemed so innocent!"
"I wouldn't call that 'innocence,' dear, I would call that having no clue what was going on."
With a sigh, Malon plopped down in the closest chair and rested her head on the table, "Oh, I don't know what to do anymore, daddy…"
Meanwhile…
'Clunk! Clunk! Clunk!'
Sarah walked quickly across the bridge leading to Kokiri Forest. Upon entering, a small boy with a faerie following close behind him ran up to Sarah.
"Who are you?!" he crossed his arms and tapped his foot.
"Hey, HEY! You're that annoying little guy! What's UP?" Sarah crouched down and held out her hand, "I'm Sarah!"
"I don't care who you are! Why are you dressed like that?"
She jumped up, "Why are you asking me so many questions? I was just trying to be nice! I miss my chicken! Don't talk to me anymore! Leave me alone!" and she ran away towards Link's tree house.
When she got there, about… ten minutes later (she became lost and wandered around aimlessly for nine of the minutes), she sat on Link's bed.
"Good thing Malon packed me that milk before I left! Golly gee, am I thirsty right about now!" she popped the cork out of the bottle and chugged it down, "Wow… that was really… 'hic!' really good!" and she passed out on his bed.
---
"I want to go home." Link leaned up against a tree.
"Not yet! We have to find SARAFU!!"
"But don't you want to take a rest?"
"You can't get me into bed with you THAT easy!!"
His jaw dropped and then he stuttered, "I uh, um… let's go to the, uh, Gerudo Fortress!!"
"No, silly! Let's go to the forest! Sarah wouldn't go to the Gerudo Fortress."
"Um," he gave her a strange look, "Okay then, Kokiri Forest it is!"
They got on Epona and rode to Kokiri Forest. When they got there, Mido stopped them.
"Oh, no! You're not bringing THAT into this forest!"
"Oh, screw off faerie."
Amanda slapped Link on the back, "You're learning!"
Mido's jaw dropped and he just stood there as Amanda and Link walked past him and towards the tree house.
The pair climbed up the ladder and they entered his home.
"Link! Your house is so cute!"
He pointed to a spot next to his bed, "Look, she must have been here. That's a Lon Lon milk bottle and it's fresh. Come on." He ran back out and down the ladder.
"Link! What are you doing? Where are you going?"
He looked left then right and then pointed left, "She's that way," and with that, he ran towards the Great Deku Tree (yes, I know, it's dead) "Look," he whispered to Amanda who was behind him, "There she is."
"Sarah! What are ya doin'?" Amanda ran towards Sarah.
"BE GONE, DEMON!" came the reply, as a shin-high boot was chucked at her.
"EEP!" Amanda dove to the ground, "What the crap?!"
The other boot followed shortly and met it's mark and hit Amanda in the head, knocking her out.
"OIOIOIOIOIOIOI!!!!!!!" Sarah jumped up and ran around aimlessly.
"Sarah, stop it you're being stupid!"
Sarah stopped and looked at Link. She slowly started to walk towards him, "Oh, come on," she pushed him up against the tree, "You know you like it," she added huskily.
"Uh, um, let me think about this…"
"You don't have to think about anything," and she reached her mouth up to kiss him and then… she fell over, passed out.
Link just stood there, "What have I gotten myself into?"
Well, that's the end of Chapter Seven! Please tell me what you think about it! Feel free to e-mail me at blessed_rebel0@hotmail.com, I would love to just hear from you, even! Oh, and also tell me what you would like to happen. Do you want one of us (Sarah and Amanda) to fall in love with him, or no? Do you want him to fall in love with one of us? Do want Malon to be a lesbian (lol)? Tell me all of your ideas! Don't hold it back! Jaa'ne!
Also red Love Angel's story In My Living Room!? For a quick laugh